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^ Usually I just yell out Timber in public places to psych people into thinking that a tree might fall on them.

[djrajio]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/590175460.html

Female looking for a seriousjob - w4m - 24 (Financial District)

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Reply to: [email protected]

Date: 2008-02-28, 4:14PM EST

I'm 24, 110 lbs, nice body and dirty blond hair. I'm currently working as an admin assistant in a law firm, but I would like to start working at a hedge fund company. I have a friend who started working at a hedge fund company, and she is making really good money - just as an assistant. I'd be willing to perform discreet blow jobs in your home or office for the chance to have a REAL interiew for an open position. I'm not a slut, but I'm very good at oral and I don't mind using my talents to get a new job. I can deepthroat and I will also swallow if thats what you like. If you have a job, or know of a job in this industry, please get in touch with me. Please send me some details about the job, and also let me know where you would like to meet. If you can also send a picture and let me know what type of oral service you prefer, I will probably get in touch with you quickly (ie - prefer oral in office, car, apartment; with or without condom; on knees otr in bed; swallow or not; spit or dry ,etc)

[JackPhotography]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/590175460.html

Female looking for a seriousjob - w4m - 24 (Financial District)

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Reply to: [email protected]

Date: 2008-02-28, 4:14PM EST

I'm 24, 110 lbs, nice body and dirty blond hair. I'm currently working as an admin assistant in a law firm, but I would like to start working at a hedge fund company. I have a friend who started working at a hedge fund company, and she is making really good money - just as an assistant. I'd be willing to perform discreet blow jobs in your home or office for the chance to have a REAL interiew for an open position. I'm not a slut, but I'm very good at oral and I don't mind using my talents to get a new job. I can deepthroat and I will also swallow if thats what you like. If you have a job, or know of a job in this industry, please get in touch with me. Please send me some details about the job, and also let me know where you would like to meet. If you can also send a picture and let me know what type of oral service you prefer, I will probably get in touch with you quickly (ie - prefer oral in office, car, apartment; with or without condom; on knees otr in bed; swallow or not; spit or dry ,etc)

djrajio what are you doing browsing the craiglist personal ads?

[mr fluffernutter]

oh god

[djrajio]

djrajio what are you doing browsing the craiglist personal ads?

Trying to find a bitch to help me make "Regressions!"

[JackPhotography]

Trying to find a bitch to help me make "Regressions!"

i think you really want to be the next level patrick bateman.

dont deny it.

[jeepster]

i think you really want to be the next level patrick bateman.

dont deny it.

you are posting too much tonight.

its time to go do something jack. even if it is a sunday.

[keagan]

i don't know what a hedge fund is.

[JackPhotography]

you are posting too much tonight.

its time to go do something jack. even if it is a sunday.

I know.

it's 9:16PM and I have to write a 10 page paper on consumerism and another one on commodity fetishism for a class at 8:30 AM tomorrow.

supertrash is my only escape.

[goldengloves]

I've been working out my legs and running every day so I can rock some shorts dis summer wit sum high top sneaks. Werk. Werk.

[2000dB]

I've been working out my legs and running every day so I can rock some shorts dis summer wit sum high top sneaks. Werk. Werk.

uh? why do you need to work out specifically to wear shorts. I know you'd work out anyway because you're into that, saying you're doing it for shorts sounds funny. I have ugly ass legs and still rock the shorts and high tops sexily.

[goldengloves]

I'm kidding. I work out anyway...I just wanna do the high top/shorts thing this summer.

But having more muscular/toned legs never hurt nah mean?

[2000dB]

cool people do it. im assuming you're gonna go with RO shorts too which is really the top choice.

[evisu 2000]

my friend just told me that there are new episodes of the hills that will be airing towards the end of march and it sort of made my day.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

March madness redefined...omg...so excited. i want see n00ds of jen bunny.

[evisu 2000]

they should give her her own fucking show.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

spencer should have a show where he travels around the country creepin' people out with his albino features and pyscho boyfriend antics, i.e., having murals done to random people's walls.

[goldengloves]

cool people do it. im assuming you're gonna go with RO shorts too which is really the top choice.

You know it daddio!

my friend just told me that there are new episodes of the hills that will be airing towards the end of march and it sort of made my day.

I saw the previews the other day. I'm kinda excited too. No homo....kinda.

[goldengloves]

March madness redefined...omg...so excited. i want see n00ds of jen bunny.

Heidi's fake boobs>Jen Bunny's over use of makeup.

[dismalfuture]

I have been working out pretty seriously lately as well; I had a moment of truth come over me recently whilst standing in front of the mirror that my sufu-approved pipecleaner arms won't be enough to paddle me out into the deeper surf for when I move to Australia... also, as a result of those things, i've been thinking I am gonna take my personal steez very previous-level...

[goldengloves]

Start hittin that juice. Werked for me, got my arms from 14.5-16.5 and now I can't fit dem into Raf Slimonz.

[dismalfuture]

haha, 14.5 would be huge for me, being Asian and 5'9-10'ish and 130-135 in my unadulterated sufu'ed state there's only so big I can get. I have no intention of looking like knucks or sizing myself out of French clothes, but I do want enough grunt to get me and my board out there. I also need to look sexy for our St. Tropez Team DMZ meet.

I did have a Korean friend who really did juice; he went from looking like a nondescript Sufu AzN under 130lbs, and blew up to 200 lbs, 20"+ arms, got full sleeve tats, total nutter. He was an okay guy to hang out with generally, but we'd put a single beer into him and the roid rage would come on hard, he once smashed an antique dining chair of my mum's when i was having a little get together at my house, after 2 budweisers.

[dismalfuture]

golden, how many sexy Asian girls do you see out surfing on a given day out in Socal? And how many are that good? I haven't surfed in years but I have been thinking about how many bonus points I can award for being sexy, Asian, and good at surfing to the right girl when I do come across one...

[JackPhotography]

I heard jen bunny got a nose job

discuss.

[goldengloves]

I see a few every now and then. But when I do, they always seem to be extremely hot and with the most perfectly toned and tanned body.

I'm just kidding about the juice of course, that shit is gnarly. I just worked my ass off and ate a lot to put on some muscle but now I'm trying to cut back to summer weight.

Are you gonna be by Gold coast? Place is great surf spot...nice rideable waves but nothing too crazy.

[notesee]

I did have a Korean friend who really did juice; he went from looking like a nondescript Sufu AzN under 130lbs, and blew up to 200 lbs, 20"+ arms, got full sleeve tats, total nutter. He was an okay guy to hang out with generally, but we'd put a single beer into him and the roid rage would come on hard, he once smashed an antique dining chair of my mum's when i was having a little get together at my house, after 2 budweisers.

That's fucked. There is an openly gay kid at my school who started using steroids last year. He went from looking like a fat nerd to a roided out freak within the span of a year.

Now he has his own shitty website where you can watch him on webcam.

http://www.musclegodbrendan.com/

He's become the laughing stock of our uni.

[dismalfuture]

nah, though I did grow up in Brisbane. North Brisbane, whre I grew up, is a beautiful place as is most of the Queensland coast, but there's nothing going on really, and I'm not yet old enough to resign myself to a place like that, as well, property values have been soaring. We used to buy homes up there like 10-15 years back for $100 G's and now they're 5-10X that, so lots of cost and fluff for the geezers for not much in return but lots of surf n sun. Been getting excited about Sydney as it's my perfect compromise city, has enough of just about everything I like to make it liveable for me, or so I think...

[JackPhotography]

lmao smh@musclegod brendan

[mr fluffernutter]

up until now, i had no idea that luxembourg even existed.

[jewbagel]

^

But it has the highest GDP per capita.