superconfessional

[evisu 2000]

the last time i was drunk forreal i wizzed sitting down because i couldnt stand up straight

[sistersuzie]

i could understand hahahaha

the "nudge" option on msn, is actually "wizz" in french

[e0d9n0b5]

last time i got drunk i kissed a girl... and i liked it >: )

[evisu 2000]

why didnt you send that email suze???????

[evisu 2000]

i just ate a quarter pound of caramel covered peanuts and a pint of ice cream and it's safe to say i don't feel so good

[sistersuzie]

why didnt you send that email suze???????

this week like that grandpa will have time to prepare himself for the weekend haha

well, you and the other elders

[tweeds]

that's exactly the amount of peanuts you should be having with that ice cream, what are you talking about

[jeepster]

so like

I just thought about it.

every time I came home this past year we kinda had the same meal and I always had a bowl of mint chip ice cream after.

which I'm completely alright with.

[Gouf]

THERES A N EARTHQUAKE GOlNG ON RIGHT FUCKIGN NOW

[nicotine]

drugks drugsks are always on my mind.

oh also, haters suck! working 10-8 sucks more though

GODDDDD,,,make me sleep.

[digital_denim]

drugks drugsks are always on my mind.

oh also, haters suck! working 10-8 sucks more though

GODDDDD,,,make me sleep.

These hours seem pretty good. You get to sleep in a little bit, miss all the traffic, can even run some errands. You get off early enough to hang and go out with friends.

[Yardsale]

i hate how extreme home makeover makes me catch feelings

[evisu 2000]

THE HILLS makes me catch feelings

[willy cheesesteak]

i need to catch up on that, last episode i saw was spencer shoryuken'ing the guy in the bar

[nicotine]

These hours seem pretty good. You get to sleep in a little bit, miss all the traffic, can even run some errands. You get off early enough to hang and go out with friends.

yeah and for getting paid $9/hour off the books + getting paid for lunch

is pretty alright to me. I make around $500 a week so i'm one step closer to gettting my tattoo finished and another outlined.

Im just so fackin tired after working 10 hours and then getting out when its already dark.

Thank god for xanies.

[evisu 2000]

i need to catch up on that, last episode i saw was spencer shoryuken'ing the guy in the bar

YO

that ep was ill

but it only gets better

[jeepster]

yo

I completely forgot I had signed up to get these two free sealed tourney decks of MtG cards

was a nice surprise upon returning home

never got my superswap gift tho

[DaBestSpoona]

I just wasted my weekend watching HGTV

I hate how these people try to nickle and dime, bitch about things like the toilet seat for 150k 4 bedroom house. Hello you're getting a pretty sweet house for 150k.

[azn8oi]

boonies house

[sushijerk]

i hate how extreme home makeover makes me catch feelings

For Ty Pennington? Is that his name? The dude who builds houses for ppl and acts like if Ryan Seacrest was grew up in a Home Depot?

[6ixes&7evens]

alright so like i been ballin hard lately, braggin about it on the internets and irl, and gettin called a dick and worse

w/e

but i met this girl on saturday and...

we're talking keri hilson f. kanye west and ne-yo knock you down concept

she got me stuck

damn

i was with her for 12 hours before she had to clean out her dorm room and leave town

met the parents (inadvertent concept x this is my friend who's helping me move out concept)

i got it bad real bad michael jackson

it's mutual, i think

now u mad real mad jo jackson

[icandunkonu]

girl asked me if she was only good for a latenight fuck, i answered honestly, she broke down, i lol'd. i'm not really sorry but after my last girl i'm off the commitment train for a while

[Bona Drag]

bro i might play a misogynist baller on the internets but that's fuckin cold

[Bona Drag]

i work like this: i dunno know if u have sisters, but you prob at least have female cousins

if you would whup some dude's ass for pulling some shit on them, don't do that same shit in your personal life

this counts even if your sisters/cousins are crazy ass hoez

[icandunkonu]

honestly, i didn't even want to be such a jerk to her but she said some shit that pissed me off roughly 10 minutes before that exchange

[Bona Drag]

see ok that's a mitigating circumstance

so if u thought dude who pulled some shit was honest and he said wait let me explain she did this and then you wouldn't whup his ass, then you cool

[junglejane]

jesus if I was willingly in a bootycall type relationship I would never actually ask the guy if he considered me a late night touch and go culo. it's kinda like being fat, wearing leger, and asking an honest opinion on it.

[Bona Drag]

it wasn't the fact that he told her the truth about her being just a piece of ass (i'm honest with girls...i might choose my words carefully, but w/e)

it was the laughing at her

but it sounds like she was playing games herself, in which case you're allowed to take some shots imo

[icandunkonu]

jesus if I was willingly in a bootycall type relationship I would never actually ask the guy if he considered me a late night touch and go culo. it's kinda like being fat, wearing leger, and asking an honest opinion on it.

no worries JJ, only the best for you <3 <3 <3

[Bona Drag]

it's kinda like being fat, wearing leger, and asking an honest opinion on it.

btw i could make some really mean jokes about some people on here (NOT U BABY) but i aint lookin for no trouble