superconfessional

[Egpt]

had to google leger to understand the sentence. ahah

[jayrock]

I was almost arrested this weekend.

I won $300 gambling earlier in the afternoon, so to celebrate I bought a bunch of alcohol. Drank way too much Crown Royal and went out to the bars. We were walking home, when one of my friends jumped over a small wall that led to a federal courtyard, and proceeded to sit down on the bench and make a phone call. My other two friends where fighting in the street, which is a normal activity when they get drunk. I turn around, waiting for the assholes to get their shit together so we can continue our journey, and out of nowhere, two cops roll up lights flashing.

"HANDS ON THE WALL!"

Oh, fuck. I assume the position, my friend peeks up from behind the federal wall and comes back up to the sidewalk, and the two idiots stop wrestling, only to have super cop run up and place them both in handcuffs. One of them was still face down on the ground when he was getting locked up... I swear it would have made a great C.O.P.S. episode.

"You were assaulting him! You were trespassing on federal property! You were pissing back there weren't you! I know you were pissing! You're being filmed, you're on camera right now! SPREAD 'EM!!"

So here we are, four drunks lined up against the wall, while other drunks are stumbling by getting a good laugh. My two friends who were fighting were being handled by an asshole cop who wouldn't shut up about it being his first day. My friend who was trespassing and myself were dealt with by some cool older cop who had obviously done this before. He was all relaxed, and he looked more irritated than anything, "Alright guys, lemme see your IDs."

The rookie asshole kept yelling about how we were all going to detox that night, but they eventually ran our names and let us go. Then we stumbled home, called up some hoes and proceeded to play beer bong until the sun came up.

Always a Crown 'n Coke endangering your livelihood concept.

[cinderella]

ASDASKDLSKDLSJDLASJD

I can't file my goddamn taxes because I don't have any of my investment income statements. Last year my dad had them and gave them to me but this year he apparently doesn't and no one seems to know where they are. I WANT MY RETURN, ALREADY. aughguhgughughguhg

[moondog]

investment income?

unless you own real estate, or have a spousal rsp plan i dont see getting tax receipts that hard.

I'm a banker, so i know getting those things is as easy as going into your bank and being "i need reciepts".

Now you could be in the one in a thousand canadians who have or own shares of a foreign company, but then again unless your investing in Uzbek natural gas, the same applies.

P.s i will do your taxes on the cheap...and on time.

p.s.s - FUCK CAPITAL GAINS TAX. WORST TAX EVER.

[Lab]

im more whipped than season 4 mcnulty

[moondog]

id rather be whipped then fapping and eating dinner alone.

[evisu 2000]

there is nothing wrong with being strung

all i like is them jazzy hoes

the type that make a nigga spend all his dough

[selaviso]

she said lets keep it disney...for now.

[sistersuzie]

i think all i really want, is to be able to get a little house in south of france, somewhere warm and pretty, like in the movies, somewhere quiet to knit our lives away, just him and i ^^

i'm serious. i don't know how expensive the cost of houses and living is there, though.

freecat , if you read this, please, help me!|1!!!!!

[NatseOklim]

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[bernt]

Since disney was mentioned, I've got to say this is one of my favorite things to wear right now. Not because it's necessarily cool or high quality. I got it from H&M when I stopped by before work to buy some cheap socks.

I had to have it because I spent the earliest years of my life living like a block from Disneyland. It has good memories attached to it and the sweatshirt makes me feel nostalgic.

[willy cheesesteak]

topman had a really dope mickey sweatshirt earlier this year in black with mickey bending over and looking at you from below(pause)

[icandunkonu]

rocking mickey mouse is such a hit/miss look. i've seen it look steezy and steezless on numerous occasions, but i personally love the look when done properly

[NatseOklim]

[6ixes&7evens]

this is it last day drinking i cant keep living like this

[xh0llyw00dxx]

THE HILLS makes me catch feelings

1 month from today I'm meeting Lauren

[seksu!]

:d :d

[suremanok]

1 month from today I'm meeting Lauren

Why?

10chars

[evisu 2000]

why NOT?

[icandunkonu]

1 month from today I'm meeting Lauren

she's a stuck up bitch in person

[Bona Drag]

u mean lauren london? yeah prali, but she got reason 2 b

[azn8oi]

:d :d

fuck

[mrjuby]

suicide club is a great movie. thanks seksu!

[sistersuzie]

wasn't it a book? like i remember 2-3 years ago reading that manga and it was little girls all jumping on the train something.

what it is that.!!!! (just saw the gif)

i didnd,t know they made a movie!!! fuuuuuck

[sistersuzie]

is it good? the book was a bit confusing from time to time i found. but i mean, mad classic dirty perv nasty asian story

[moondog]

The movie came out almost six years ago i think. I remember I bought it off of yahoo auction on vcd cause the same guy sold me battle royal and ebola syndrome. He told me i would like it so i paid up.

The movie is alright, its cool if your into creepy story lines and in being entertained in general. I would kill a rainy night with it, but wouldn't ink it in other wise. It on youtube if you are at work or something.

I like them samurai movies more then d'hem scary jap horror flicks, so take this with a grain of salt.

[epitaph220]

[sistersuzie]

haha i didn't know it came out so long ago! damn. well. the book was alright, doesn't know if it's worth watching a movie. i don't know if the story is interesting enough to be translated into something cool on a screen?

[whitney]

lately i've been dreading opening my email account.

i don't have any personal emails. its alllllllllll work. sometimes they forget that i have a life too and that i can't be at the store to order something for them RIGHT AWAY or check on taht style number, etc etc

its mostly this one particular lady who spends enough to get my attention but not enough for me to be her bitch.

[Gouf]

whit i want a new job, hook me up with a lob over here in la