superconfessional

[doctorworm]

wanna share my cupcake?

what flavor is it?

...

the answer is yes anyway

[icandunkonu]

i woke up in the bed of my latenight conquest, turns out i was entirely to incapacitated to make it home, she commended me on my sexytime capabilities though

[whitney]

can I have a bite?

[whitney]

you know me soooo well ^-^

I lick off the icing then eat the cake.

using my fingers..

*smacks lips*

[moondog]

I dont know if anyone from hamilton/waterdown is here but this is how it goes.

Lately i have been living with the rents after getting fucked over in Iceland with the recession. So now im saving my funds to buy a place (2 more months) in Toronto. All my high-school friends live near this place called HESS in hamilton. Basiclly its an outdoor mall of the clubs/bars/lounges...you name it. Essentially if your 20 and looking to get laid its the place to be on the weekend.

So I go with my pals everynow and then just to do something instead of miss toronto. For the last 3 months I have watched these guys pick up trash.I equate it to a homeless man rummaging through a garbage bin. Sometimes you find that Crust with some cheese and a little bit of sauce left on it....but you never find the full slice. Last night I watched my pal dig deep and he got himself a slice with some mushroom still on it....TO BAD IT PUKED ALL OVER HIS DICK WHEN HE GOT HOME.

Fuck Hamilton...I MISS U T.O

[skiniks]

hess sucks

mayb he had smelly cheez dik?

[moondog]

All i got was a txt from my 2 buddies who live in that house.

" that girl just threw up all over _____ room" He is washing his junk of yelling in the bathroom right now"

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

I swear I saw DINOMIGHT! in SoHo today. I was going to scream "DIIEEEE NOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIGHT!" but it was a crowded street and I was with 6 people and I didn't want them to judge me.

[icandunkonu]

i thought he was back in florida in the unbearable humidity

[DüM]

I think you just saw the unabomber

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

Alright...

His outfit was

Cream cardigan, jean shorts, some sneakers (can't recall) can't remember his shirt,

He had the DINOMIGHT! beard, hair and amazing skin complexion that would make even a baby jealous....

[mylon]

ive never left a girl a message in my life and never will

hate talking to answering machines

bitch u got a missed call better holla back

duuuude thats exactly what i said, i aint never leave messages... why leave a message when they can just call you back.

[larssss]

tonight i was riding my bike to my friends apartment and passed this group of drunk idiots waiting for cabs. One of them yelled "your bike's gay!" so I replied "you're gay!" After that I heard something on the lines of "you're fucking dead" as well as some running.

Good thing I was on my gay bike.

[lovethrust]

If I don't get a job this summer it will not be enjoyable in the least. no money=no fun (mostly). I have an interview on this week, and I'm guessing they're desperate and its an in for several reasons. I have zero job experience yet they're actually considering me, and I know someone that works there that recommended me (the girl happens to be a trashy-in-a-good-way hipster that is rather attractive but I would consider smashing, but that's besides the point)

[samsikle]

maaaaan why is it that i can still remember your number by heart? fuck that.

[sircheesecake]

Getting a blowjob in karaoke by a 23 year old married girl who showed up in a $1000 burberry coat and wearing pearls was certainly a new experience.

Sometimes I love Japan.

[ojjairus]

are you sure it was a girl?

[sircheesecake]

I was rubbing her pussy.

[034936]

probs a girl

[GiZMO]

was at a house party. cops came and people scattered so security guard was just chilling out back with everyone. homey was playin dead souls off his phone and i was like yo what it do. 30 something year old peruvian security guard jd fan. was pretty cool highlight of night (side from macin and dancing to steve aoki to broads in the piss line)

[dino might]

I swear I saw DINOMIGHT! in SoHo today. I was going to scream "DIIEEEE NOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIGHT!" but it was a crowded street and I was with 6 people and I didn't want them to judge me.

i thought he was back in florida in the unbearable humidity

I think you just saw the unabomber

Alright...

His outfit was

Cream cardigan, jean shorts, some sneakers (can't recall) can't remember his shirt,

He had the DINOMIGHT! beard, hair and amazing skin complexion that would make even a baby jealous....

bahahahahahahahah. i appreciate the description. however it appears i have an nyc doppleganger.. dunk is right, im in fla for a few more hours, be back in the city tonight

[bouwnt]

so... .sudden they came, sly so

violent! he says " i'll take my time

if .. you take your time."

Please take your time

[newaesthetic]

Hess definitely sucks. It's a big deal to 3 types of people: people who have heard of it who are from out of town, underagers, and the people who love to wear tapout.

Think I'm leavin the new job because it's terrible. Crashing at a friends place in Toronto trying to grab a job in town to make the move easier. Had to come back to Hamilton early this weekend though for shit... need to get back asap, have something I want to grab at Syd's.

"If I was single, I would sleep with you"... heh.

[nicotine]

well I sure am glad I dont have to be a slave at work 4 days in a row anymore.

that was a nightmare

[ojjairus]

my jam.

[NatseOklim]

well I sure am glad I dont have to be a slave at work 4 days in a row anymore.

that was a nightmare

Good luck in the future.

[lumberjack]

well I sure am glad I dont have to be a slave at work 4 days in a row anymore.

that was a nightmare

i feel u, what kind of work do u do?

[femelle]

So I guess the "nylon summer music tour" is coming through Chicago and my best friend told me she wanted to go for her twenty-first, and I told her I'd take her. Only I didn't look at the line up until just now and it's god awful... I should have known. Buuuut she wanted to go and the covers only fifteen so.... eh

But I'll be getting her wasted, and I myself will be wasted, so maybe I'll enjoy myself after all.

Shit

[femelle]

Oh my God there's no way... No inebriation can mend the agitation this night is going to bring. Heeeeeelp

[jeepster]

hey who missed me hi