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I fucking love cupcakes, had a couple of strawberry and vanilla ones yesterday.

I made cupcakes galore partly cos of you!

i didn<t know!!! i i... didn<t know!!! if only oooooooh~~!!!! :eek:

me neither. I got schooled by howtoeatacupcake.net :cool:

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so this bitch was like all up on me... asking people about me and stuff... we went on a date and everything was cool and she invited me into her house afterwards... and today i call her and she doesnt answer... but i see that she has been on facebook after i called... so now im freaking out... sadly

step up your sex skills.

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" jeepster

banned"

??

:o holy shit what happened

edit: jeep banned

I'm sure it's temp as things were getting a bit outta control. guess mods don't play favorites.

its cause he was drizzy and flaming montreal and mods got all pusshurt. he'll be back in half a week

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never had a single cavity, never a single tooth pulled, no braces of any sort, no caps, no fillings, no root canals, and I treat my teeth like absolute shit. I hear it's generic.. It's ok though, I'm pretty sure ima go bald, and I'd rather have a moutful of dentures by 25 than balding, so you win I'm my book

word.

word.

word.

word

& word.

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^^ i have tons of cavities, when i was younger i used to get my teeth drilled without anesthesia because i hated the numb tongue/mouth feeling afterwards. now i'm a big wuss. my teeth are pretty straight for not having braces. i think i lucked out, my brother's got a gap in his two fronts, not as bad as an elijah wood concept tho

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fuck fun. fuck last night. fuck friends. fuck drinking. fuck being broke. fucking weekends. fuck work. fuck studying. fuck finals.

cupcakes are trill though.

dude...

DUDE.

but man i wish i had a hand to hold

i will hold your hand and we can throw rocks at the mean boy and then run off and hide in the jungle gym.

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text message her the first part of a sweet, kinda lame, joke. If she responds with "what" then come with the punch line and your good.

you- do you like boxing?

her- yes

you- well get on your knees and give me a couple of blows to the head

you- do you like tri-tip?

her- ya

you- well you should bend over and try this tip

im expecting you to post the nudes that will most definitely be taken after droppin either of these lines

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Well for starters if you're really worried about depending on them, they probably aren't genuine friends, and you don't want to waste your time with half-friends.

But if you want, it's as simple as phoning them up for lunch, event, you know

You're complicating it, sweetheart

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i woke up in the bed of my latenight conquest, turns out i was entirely to incapacitated to make it home, she commended me on my sexytime capabilities though

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I dont know if anyone from hamilton/waterdown is here but this is how it goes.

Lately i have been living with the rents after getting fucked over in Iceland with the recession. So now im saving my funds to buy a place (2 more months) in Toronto. All my high-school friends live near this place called HESS in hamilton. Basiclly its an outdoor mall of the clubs/bars/lounges...you name it. Essentially if your 20 and looking to get laid its the place to be on the weekend.

So I go with my pals everynow and then just to do something instead of miss toronto. For the last 3 months I have watched these guys pick up trash.I equate it to a homeless man rummaging through a garbage bin. Sometimes you find that Crust with some cheese and a little bit of sauce left on it....but you never find the full slice. Last night I watched my pal dig deep and he got himself a slice with some mushroom still on it....TO BAD IT PUKED ALL OVER HIS DICK WHEN HE GOT HOME.

Fuck Hamilton...I MISS U T.O

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