superconfessional

[billy.]

goddamn 5s.

maybe my scale is fucked up.

i never hand out 5s.

do u guys go by grade school scale?

7 is passing? cause 5 is grade repeat

or 10 is a celebrity?

scales are so fcked.

[Ichigo100%]

To put it in lamens terms, she's not all that great looking in my book. I just wanted to help the girl out because she was having trouble understanding the whole concept behind accounting, I didn't think it would turn out this way to be quite honest..

I just wanted to justify that she's starting to concern me based on the behaviours she's showing right now..

edit: So basically she msgs me saying that's going to call me everyday and shit..hmm.. What makes this situation even more awkward is the fact that she's my classmate

[wesc]

getting a little creeper thereeee homes. i sat get runnin' shizzzz

[icandunkonu]

dont make any decisions till after fellatio happens, that could change alot!

[Mr Waffles]

not trying to get stuck with sub par blowjobs

[dismalfuture]

I really like drunk food, if I'm drunk or even if I'm not. My girlfriend really looks down on pretty much everything I eat.

[junglejane]

goddamn 5s.

maybe my scale is fucked up.

i never hand out 5s.

do u guys go by grade school scale?

7 is passing? cause 5 is grade repeat

or 10 is a celebrity?

scales are so fcked.

WOULD YOU OFFER A MOJlTO TO A 5?????

[DüM]

I got you baby.

[billy.]

i'd give them a mcflurry

edit.

nevermind lol

[sawn-off chef]

fuck, now i am gonna get that mcflurry after work.

[billy.]

scott.

dum means cum.

you don't want that mcflurry.

[sawn-off chef]

wow i suck at life so badly

i don't want THAT kind of mcflurry, sorry dum.

[ProfMonnitoff]

so the ex i slept with a while ago even though she was in a relationship at the time apparently came clean to her boyfriend because i have a pretty mean voice message on my phone

loose lips sink ships yo

[lawless]

protect yo neck son.

[Mr Waffles]

can we get a transcript of said voice message?

[Bona Drag]

would +rep

[Bona Drag]

w8 from dude or her

[Mr Waffles]

prolly from dude. cant imagine why girl would do it when it's her fault.

fucking skanks.

[ojjairus]

ichigo why haven't you smashed yet? deal with the baggage later.

im dissapoint.

[Mr Waffles]

ichigo is disappointing in general.

[Bona Drag]

I really like drunk food, if I'm drunk or even if I'm not. My girlfriend really looks down on pretty much everything I eat.

KlND OF LlKE HOW U LOOK DOWN ON HER WHEN SHES EATIN DA DICK

lol

[Bona Drag]

i debated not posting that bc is it was too easy but fuck it

also y do u jigs want ichi to smash some busted bitch? comedic purposes?

[dino might]

crossposted..

I've done something horrible.

[Phyziks]

I hope that's/was his beard.

[Egpt]

so the ex i slept with a while ago even though she was in a relationship at the time apparently came clean to her boyfriend because i have a pretty mean voice message on my phone

loose lips sink ships yo

gotta love dudes who get butthurt over the whorish acts of their gf's and leash out on the guy who banged the gf instead of leashing out on the girl, who in fact is the only one to blame.

[ProfMonnitoff]

the bad thing is ive known the dude since middle school and we have mutual friends

in fact i introduced them

[Bona Drag]

thats actually kind of fucked up then

i would have clapped u 4 dat ish playboi

[Phyziks]

So his anger is completely valid. Actually, you should be mad if he's dating your ex cause that's against the "code". It would be fucked up (see funny) if you guys broke up, then you give the guy your blessings to get with your ex, and then you still fuck said ex while she's with dude. Good stuff.

[ProfMonnitoff]

yeah its a fucked up situation

he was mad creepin on her back when she was with me

then they got together and for months i didnt know

i usually just cut off all contact with exes but its not really possible in this case

[TransparentCranium]

The guy's obviously a tool. He probably knows it too. No self respect.