superconfessional

[Egpt]

so the ex i slept with a while ago even though she was in a relationship at the time apparently came clean to her boyfriend because i have a pretty mean voice message on my phone

loose lips sink ships yo

gotta love dudes who get butthurt over the whorish acts of their gf's and leash out on the guy who banged the gf instead of leashing out on the girl, who in fact is the only one to blame.

[ProfMonnitoff]

the bad thing is ive known the dude since middle school and we have mutual friends

in fact i introduced them

[Bona Drag]

thats actually kind of fucked up then

i would have clapped u 4 dat ish playboi

[Phyziks]

So his anger is completely valid. Actually, you should be mad if he's dating your ex cause that's against the "code". It would be fucked up (see funny) if you guys broke up, then you give the guy your blessings to get with your ex, and then you still fuck said ex while she's with dude. Good stuff.

[ProfMonnitoff]

yeah its a fucked up situation

he was mad creepin on her back when she was with me

then they got together and for months i didnt know

i usually just cut off all contact with exes but its not really possible in this case

[TransparentCranium]

The guy's obviously a tool. He probably knows it too. No self respect.

[High Monika]

I called out a girl wearing knock off Margiela heels and her friend wearing knock off Balenciaga heels.

The gayest and cattiest thing I've ever done in my life by a wide, wide margin (0). I wouldn't have said anything but their outfits looked like shit and they were being CWG annoying.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

^^ well done

post the exchange

yeah its a fucked up situation

he was mad creepin on her back when she was with me

then they got together and for months i didnt know

i usually just cut off all contact with exes but its not really possible in this case

you in like same situation as I was 2 months ago

fuck, I got out of it by cutting off all contacts

good luck

[Bona Drag]

I called out a girl wearing knock off Margiela heels and her friend wearing knock off Balenciaga heels.

The gayest and cattiest thing I've ever done in my life by a wide, wide margin (0). I wouldn't have said anything but their outfits looked like shit and they were being CWG annoying.

DlD U SMASH Y/N

[cure]

goddamn 5s.

maybe my scale is fucked up.

i never hand out 5s.

do u guys go by grade school scale?

7 is passing? cause 5 is grade repeat

or 10 is a celebrity?

scales are so fcked.

binary scale, dude.

0 - would not smash

1- smash

[Phyziks]

binary scale, dude.

0 - would not smash

1- smash

I'm liking that a lot.

[billy.]

my shit gets too complicated.

7 pretty will beat an 8 hot.

pretty >>> hot

hot = any nice body with enough make up

blah.

curve

[Caps Lock]

I met this really nice, funny, cute, intelligent girl and we meet up for lunch. So I ask her what her type was in guys and she tells me and then drops the "but we are friends". I dunno what to do. I dun wanna dead it and I dont need any more homegirls.

[dino might]

^split.

billy, come get dollar beers with amo te and i tonight.

[evisu 2000]

binary scale, dude.

0 - would not smash

1- smash

hahah rept

[sistersuzie]

i must be too perfectionist

[billy.]

^split.

billy, come get dollar beers with amo te and i tonight.

i would.

but i'm down the shore.

give a dude a little notice next time lol.

have the_state replace me.

i have a feeling we're the same person, he's just the more ghetto jewish version

[icandunkonu]

i've been back in the city for 5 days and i've already spent thousands of dollars, i need to chill

[moondog]

I have a mad crush on SUE SON. someone please hook me up...its got to be possible

[ojjairus]

Well im sure DRRAIJ can attest to this. But NEVER ask a girl what kind of guy they like. Think about it i mean at this point shes going to either name every single aspect about you or name things that clearly aren't you which will make her decide why is she on this free lunch/dinner in the first place. And then she will remember its free.

And unless she REALLY wants the D she's not going to say "you" when you ask that question. This question is the equivilant to asking "you wanna fuck"

Nothing comes easy, you gotta work for it. How can you work for it if you put yourself into the situation to get shotdown?

SUFU be slippin up wit dem gurlzzz.

[Caps Lock]

I'm sure I could dig myself out of this hole before it caves in. It will take work as you stated, but it can be done.

[Mr Waffles]

facebook not loading is stressing me out and it shouldn't be.

I hate the internet.

[Caps Lock]

twitter be doing that too.

[Mr Waffles]

the internet is fighting back.

[Mr Waffles]

i think i got bailed on tonight. and i bailed on other people to hang out with her. not even gonna call.

fuck em. im gonna go get a frosty and take some benedryl.

[evisu 2000]

nohomo but usher - nice and slow reminds me of sidneylo

[lawless]

fuck, rolled up to the club,

line was absurdly long

said fuck it

and went home

gonna get drunk at now

[The Droogan Leader]

Fuck. Just ate some sushi from a fishes ass. Gonna yak.

[the Repeater]

and who says the shopping list is gonna match the purchase anyway

Supply + Demand (what the shopper commands, scoring-wise) + Probability + Fate = X.

X + who you're probably with (LT or ST) = likely nil.

5 is a would date/penetrate/getpenetrated (given good personality-wise) though is not either attractive enough or fun/awesome enough to receive any effort whatsoever (includes buying drinks) to either pursue or date them at all. Passing with a 'D' status.

Never be with anyone long-term that isn't an 8 or better just based on their personality.

Rudimentary scoring, scaled; I.E.- GPA x 2.4

[High Monika]

^^ well done

post the exchange

There was no good tête-à-tête. It was just them being stupid and me calling them out for bullshit.

On a similar note, I've apparently made enemies with the local scene/hipster queen since I said throwing on a fedora, thrifted perfecto, and shitty (authentic) LV scribble purse was just as stupid as anything the CWG's were wearing.

Her way of dealing was very obviously pointing and talking loudly about my jawns. Terrifying.