superconfessional

[bouwnt]

awesome buddey i am genuine-ly Happy for you

[bernt]

I accidentally puked on my junk in the shower today.

[TransparentCranium]

She msged. I dunno why I care, but I do.

[Mr Waffles]

I accidentally puked on my junk in the shower today.

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

OH MY GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azYz5yDPyHc

[Akura]

OH MY GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azYz5yDPyHc

I don't even know what to think after watching that..... When he dropped the "I have a penis on my stomach" I almost couldn't take it anymore this is either CGI at its best or Incest at its best.

[icandunkonu]

sup' his hat is too big

[Osmosis Jones]

i don't know whether to send it to everybody i know or to just pretend i didn't see that.

[sawn-off chef]

sup' his hat is too big

U won't comment on his video u fuqqin h8er!

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

His videos make me tear up

[homi29]

man i dont know where to go to look for jobs

craigslist only got retarded shit like this

We are looking for Designers who are familiar with the hottest and latest trends.

*** Designer MUST be able to produce similar designs like that of brands such as Affliction, Monarchy, Sinful, SMET, Christian Audigier...

[bouwnt]

finding ways to spend all nights searching for un-locked bicycles

and the capture stray kittey

[ojjairus]

Was supposed to smash beezy tonight but she responded to her text way late.

And she's gunna ask if im mad? fuckk im not mad im dissapoint.

[sawn-off chef]

BITCH, i am disappoint :'(

[Mr Waffles]

how was this on the third page.

Im broke but im gonna go to boone this weekend and get drunk at my friends new house. lady friend is tagging along which im pretty psyched on. can't smoke though since I got a drug test coming up next week.

[geekbonchic]

I have next to no money, but I decided to buy a pair of N(N) twill jeans because I justified it as buying a piece of history. Right. Right? RIGHT?!??!?!?!

[digital_denim]

Good buy, black ones with red heart, right? I've been looking at it all season, but couldn't justify it cause i already have 3 pairs of N(N) jeans. were they cheap?

[geekbonchic]

Yup. Marked down to $199. And the only 2 left. Honestly fit so great. And the twill has such a nice hand.

[julzkind]

im gna b in inflicted by me pain tmrw.

i hope i come out ok, and then to ctown for my brothers wedding...

[sawn-off chef]

you're gonna be fine julz. we'll pray for u!~!!!

[julzkind]

ty <3 ... and i got some percs and vics

should help a bit

[whitney]

it was so weird seeing my dad in a hospital gown. when I was little he seemed so tall and big but diabetes definitely dwindled him down and he's lost quite a bit of weight. everything is fine and he pulled through, my mom came after her own procedure (ultrasounds, they couldn't schedule it on any other day but the day my dad's surgery was scheduled, even the nurses were surprised)

I don't think I'll be eating much fried food and as much sweets as I did before. can't swear it off knowing myself but seeing my dad like that was scary. it's like looking at a male version of myself ten, twenty years from now.

I was superrrrr proud of myself though for taking care of him and my mom today..until I washed the rice pot along with the dishes and scratched it useless because apparently you're not suppose to use the green side to scrub..but the softer, yellow side.

[camc]

it'll be my birthday in 2 days.

i really dont like my birthday. it makes me feel uncomfortable. im happy to just go on as if it never happened, but other people want to make a fuss about it. presents are the worst thing. in the lead up i get nagged about what i want, but i never really want for anything (i do want things but if i havent already bought them myself i figure i dont need them, therefore i dont want them).

my parents always spend/give me too much money. makes me feel guilty because if its cash, i just bank it (if theres ever a rainy day i will be well and truely set), and if its a gift its often something i dont need/want.

my whole family is out tonight buying me stuff. i honestly would like just a nice dinner and a tastey cake or two.

[ojjairus]

you is one emo ass nigga.

[djrajio]

it'll be my birthday in 2 days.

i really dont like my birthday. it makes me feel uncomfortable. im happy to just go on as if it never happened, but other people want to make a fuss about it. presents are the worst thing. in the lead up i get nagged about what i want, but i never really want for anything (i do want things but if i havent already bought them myself i figure i dont need them, therefore i dont want them).

my parents always spend/give me too much money. makes me feel guilty because if its cash, i just bank it (if theres ever a rainy day i will be well and truely set), and if its a gift its often something i dont need/want.

my whole family is out tonight buying me stuff. i honestly would like just a nice dinner and a tastey cake or two.

You sound like a complete pile of shit.

[mr fluffernutter]

HAVE YOU EVER TOLD THEM HOW YOU FEEL?

[mr fluffernutter]

IF ANSWER IS NO, YOU LIKE THE MONEY BITCH.

[redX]

You sound like a complete pile of shit.

woooooooooooooord

[Spaghettini]

ex-gf just texted me to let me know she wants to fuck. she has a boyfriend. conversation went like this:

Me:"Don't you have a boyfriend?"

Her:".........and?"

Me:"I shudder to think if you ever did this to me at any point in our relationship"

Her:"OKAY WHATEVER NVM"

yeah yeah, fuck you too.

i am just grateful i didnt catch anything from that grimey bitch.

the question is should i give her boyfriend a heads up to make sure he doesnt smash raw? or is she his problem now and I should just stay out of it

(sorry to post the usual girl drama in the confessional I just had to tell SOMEONE)

[turcy.]

dude. you have GOTS to let him know. not even considering the STI potential... just to help him avoid the shitty relationship she seems to provide.