superconfessional

[automaton]

"i am the snuggler"

I've been seeing these shitty ads around for some TV show ( I assume ) called "The Listener" and all I can think about is Zach Galifinakis flying around in his short cut-offs and snuggling those in need

[redgrail]

Fucking love Zach Galifinakis. If you've been sleeping on it, head to funnyordie and watch "Betwen Two Ferns" right now. All of them. Here, I'll make it easy for you:

http://www.funnyordie.com/between_two_ferns

Natalie Portman is in one of them, for all you superjewishbobosloverz.

[freecat]

my feelings would be so hurt if all my friends bought me clothes for my birthday. i mean, i was at a bday party this weekend, good friend from uni.

i got him a vintage leather jacket (that i would wear myself), and from various other friends that didn't consult each other he got two knit, a tee shirt and a jean.

i mean, he sure doesn't dress well, but we all had the same idea for him.

[sistersuzie]

I've been seeing these shitty ads around for some TV show ( I assume ) called "The Listener" and all I can think about is Zach Galifinakis flying around in his short cut-offs and snuggling those in need

"he will snuggle you"

[pieiskewl]

^

R.I.P. my favorite fox Michael J.

[bouwnt]

Some Times I get Pissed When: My Blow Goes Like A Quickie In

The Snow uh-Oh

[nicotine]

I like painkillers a lot. whatever man

work tomorrow is gonna rule because I now work with my bff

[chris]

coming down.. free pills but now I'm lonely as heck and listening to magnetic fields alone.. what ever happened to falling in love??

=( chris = 9/5/87 =)

too bad you're not into boys!

[samsikle]

ugh. my little cousins were over and i gave them my old drawing supplies from when i took drawing for school and all my mom could say was something like "god, this girl is always wasting a lot of money on unnecessary things. and you ended up dropping that class too." i was sooo pissed off, years of pent up anger totally came pouring out. "have you even seen the drawings i've done? why does everything have to be about money with you? this is why i never did anything as a kid, because you never wanted to pay for it. and plus i passed the class." i felt kinda bad because i (calmly) blew up at her in front of my aunt and uncle. bah, perfect time to do it though.

[Solix]

I see 666 everywhere. Shit's starting to creep me out. On deposit slips, CC batch totals, invoice #'s, phone #'s, etc...at least once a day. I'm calling the apocalypse. When the world ends, remember that I saw that shit coming.

Totally feel you on this. For me it's temperature, speedometer, addresses, music plays, etc. Ironically enough, I keep seeing the number somewhere in my total kill count for my CoD4 account. (Ex 102666, 116669, etc etc.) I'm just going to stop playing all together.

[Gouf]

^im tired of shit like this. Just like, im tired of giving numbers n shit like that so much power over my mind.

I've been trying to completely snub out my OCD these days. Its a pain to trip out on irrelevant shit. Letting stupid superstitions or random things get me paranoid or overly analytical.

I want to have complete control of my destiny. u know?

[Orion]

I'm supposed to call in for jury duty tomorrow night. I just skipped it last time and nothing happened...yet. Thinking of going 2 in a row. I kinda want to do it, but I kinda gotta work a real job at the same time.

[Orion]

fuck, I'll probably go.

[sawn-off chef]

GUILTY, GUILTY GUILTY!! remember that orion.

and sam, it's okay i personally find family fights to be the most relieving feeling ever, and your feelings were definitely justified, i had the same shit with my family at times.

[branespload]

I am an herbivore. (always a celibate narcissist peasant status concept)

http://bit.ly/XMWY2

They are young, earn little and spend little, and take a keen interest in fashion and personal appearance -- meet the "herbivore men" of Japan.

[Paean]

Finally got an A for my paper. Relieved as fuck.

[minou]

my boss is being a scheming bitch.

i was supposed to get a slight pay raise this week and indeed i did but he also said that i will get paid by the amount of days i work and proceeded to say i don't have to come in tomorrow.

fucking asshole.

[Charlie Delta]

Hello Begs!

[arem]

This weekend a friend sent me some recent photos of the woman who broke my heart and nearly killed me years ago. She's gained about 40 lbs and is a walking disaster. Talk about inadvertently dodging bullets.

Let this be a lesson to all of the people posting about their broken hearts in here, shit happens for a reason. You will survive and be better off, always. Fuck a bitch.

[DaBestSpoona]

I always thought Peggy Bundy was pretty hot, and could never figure out Al would never put out.

[evisu 2000]

me too

she was/is way hotter than applegate that's fi sure

[mr fluffernutter]

I always thought Peggy Bundy was pretty hot, and could never figure out Al would never put out.

AGREED

she looks good even now :confused:

[Orion]

^ Agreed. She's lookin good in Sons of Anarchy still. How old is she? Gotta be in the upper 50's.

[dunkin deeznuts]

pssssssssttt

Marcy was the real FREAK!!!!!

[DaBestSpoona]

pssssssssttt

Marcy was the real FREAK!!!!!

Probably true, there had to be a reason a handsome guy like Jefferson would hit that.

[DaBestSpoona]

^ Agreed. She's lookin good in Sons of Anarchy still. How old is she? Gotta be in the upper 50's.

How is that show? She looked pretty good on Lost too.

[evisu 2000]

sons is godbody

i was always the only one who would've smashed marcy

[DaBestSpoona]

No Marcy for me. Only Peggy, Kelly, and the good looking ladies at the shoe store for me.

[Gouf]

marcy is infact a lesbian and did a lot of the show's writing/production.

[Gouf]

kelly was b b b bbbanging btw.

was way more down with kelly then peg

but peg looked/acted like more of a freak