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mr.waffles should just slather himself with ice cream and fruits so we can eat him:cool:

suzielove, was saving this something special for someone special

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:o

margarita cuppie..I hope you like!!

i didn<t know!!! i i... didn<t know!!! if only oooooooh~~!!!! :eek:

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god damn. those cupcakes on the blog looks like playdoh.

if i ever get them, i want to keep it more than eat it!

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i've been constantly reppin in the craving thread. bring your A game bitches

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I fucking love cupcakes, had a couple of strawberry and vanilla ones yesterday.

I made cupcakes galore partly cos of you!

i didn<t know!!! i i... didn<t know!!! if only oooooooh~~!!!! :eek:

me neither. I got schooled by howtoeatacupcake.net :cool:

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so this bitch was like all up on me... asking people about me and stuff... we went on a date and everything was cool and she invited me into her house afterwards... and today i call her and she doesnt answer... but i see that she has been on facebook after i called... so now im freaking out... sadly

step up your sex skills.

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" jeepster

banned"

??

:o holy shit what happened

edit: jeep banned

I'm sure it's temp as things were getting a bit outta control. guess mods don't play favorites.

its cause he was drizzy and flaming montreal and mods got all pusshurt. he'll be back in half a week

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never had a single cavity, never a single tooth pulled, no braces of any sort, no caps, no fillings, no root canals, and I treat my teeth like absolute shit. I hear it's generic.. It's ok though, I'm pretty sure ima go bald, and I'd rather have a moutful of dentures by 25 than balding, so you win I'm my book

word.

word.

word.

word

& word.

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^^ i have tons of cavities, when i was younger i used to get my teeth drilled without anesthesia because i hated the numb tongue/mouth feeling afterwards. now i'm a big wuss. my teeth are pretty straight for not having braces. i think i lucked out, my brother's got a gap in his two fronts, not as bad as an elijah wood concept tho

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My dad has a gap so big, you can kick a field goal through it. It is on some real Michael Strahan tip. Hopefully my shit doesn't get that wide.

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step up your sex skills.

mmm yes, i didnt leave a message when i called... i guess that was bad, i dont know. i dont know what to do

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mmm yes, i didnt leave a message when i called... i guess that was bad, i dont know. i dont know what to do

ive never left a girl a message in my life and never will

hate talking to answering machines

bitch u got a missed call better holla back

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fuck fun. fuck last night. fuck friends. fuck drinking. fuck being broke. fucking weekends. fuck work. fuck studying. fuck finals.

cupcakes are trill though.

dude...

DUDE.

but man i wish i had a hand to hold

i will hold your hand and we can throw rocks at the mean boy and then run off and hide in the jungle gym.

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text message her the first part of a sweet, kinda lame, joke. If she responds with "what" then come with the punch line and your good.

you- do you like boxing?

her- yes

you- well get on your knees and give me a couple of blows to the head

you- do you like tri-tip?

her- ya

you- well you should bend over and try this tip

im expecting you to post the nudes that will most definitely be taken after droppin either of these lines

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eh fuck this I just need to move

Im not used to this shit

5 years in one place is (especially here) ughhhhh

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Well for starters if you're really worried about depending on them, they probably aren't genuine friends, and you don't want to waste your time with half-friends.

But if you want, it's as simple as phoning them up for lunch, event, you know

You're complicating it, sweetheart

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