superconfessional

[cyberPUNK]

i demand a youtube video to prove such skills.

[azn8oi]

My parents try to play it off cool when they come back into the house after blazing in the garage. Mom is being a kitchen wife, whipping shit up to eat, and step-dad is watching comedies and smiling ever so widely.

When I come home all red-eyed and shit my mom says "Wow you drank so much!"

I'm sure she knows otherwise, good god.

[ethnic cleanser]

I dropped a bottle filled with stems and a ziploc bag filled with lighters right in front of my mother. She looked at it and walked away. I guess chinese immigrants don't know what weed is?

[sybaritical]

For some reason I ended up showing my dad my grow op waaay back when. 2500 plants. He stopped and waved to the cops watching my house when he left.

[broneck]

confession time: when I was in high school I took belly dancing lessons, fierce little finger cymbals and all.

(no shakira)

please post the rep page showing how many unknown lurkers plus repped this simply because they want to tongue punch your leather donut

[duck sauce]

I dropped a bottle filled with stems and a ziploc bag filled with lighters right in front of my mother. She looked at it and walked away. I guess chinese immigrants don't know what weed is?

nope shes in denial.

yeh but if its your parents joint then they know you smoke weed.

they also know that you know that they smoke.

this could lead to some awkward dinner table moments, with neither party wanting to call the other on it.

exactly what you want

[connor]

my parents know i smoke but i don't think they now that i do it with the frequency that i do

if they say anything about it im gonna ask if i can have my fuckin pipe back lol

[midnight]

i've been watching intervention for at least 2 hours a day for the last couple weeks & think i've seen every episode. can't decide whether crystal meth is the devil or the best drug ever.

[amardeep]

i watch that kardashian show on e!

religiously

every season

[100%]

my parents know i smoke but i don't think they now that i do it with the frequency that i do

if they say anything about it im gonna ask if i can have my fuckin pipe back lol

ask them if you can get your balls back while ure at it

[wesc]

awkward moment with the mom:

one time my brother and I were sitting at the dinner table eating our dinner when my mom had a question to ask us both and it was utterly important that we state the truth. perplexed my brother and I look at each other first and then at mom and said "uhh ok ? " at this point the chopsticks were down and our full attention was given to this question.

" I counted one less condom from our room, did any of you two take a condom ? This is very important and you must tell me the truth."

knowing that this could lead to parents fighting and speculations of my father cheating, i stated to the truth and never heard of it again... i wonder what happend. hmmm

oh yeah my brother and I both said no we didnt take it. thats the truth. so technically i snitched on the pops ? maybe i should have taken the hit ? at any rate my father had since passed away and til this day there are flowers on his grave to whom my family and i have no idea who sends them periodically throughout the year and its against privacy regulations for the cemetery to tell. mom still thinks its his mistress ? UNSOLVED MYSTERIES.

confession: i havent visited him since early May 09' and i feel horrible because i think im beginning to forget many things about him.

[100%]

why dont you visit with your moms and talk it up over some lunch afterwards

[100%]

just seems like that would be something nice to do since its eating you doggy

[azn8oi]

Do it when you're like 24, out of the house, and visiting mom for the first time in 7 months.

[chchchip]

thats some serious shit man. damnnn. id give it time like he said^

[mpcec]

That's interesting. It's sweet that someone still sends flowers, even if it's a mistress that's a pretty beautiful thing. Also for what it's worth I think you did the right thing in telling the truth.

[eggshell]

confession:

I smoke weed and my parents don't know/don't care/are in denial, but I don't give a fuck cuz i am a BAMF! [that means badass mother FUCKER! if you didn't know]

[eggshell]

confession:

i smoke weed but my parents don't know/don't care/are in denial, but i don't give a fuck because i'm a bamf [that means badass mother FUCKER if you didnt know]

S.W.E.D high life sufu!!!!

[super]

My parents try to play it off cool when they come back into the house after blazing in the garage. Mom is being a kitchen wife, whipping shit up to eat, and step-dad is watching comedies and smiling ever so widely.

When I come home all red-eyed and shit my mom says "Wow you drank so much!"

I'm sure she knows otherwise, good god.

Wow asian parents who smoke weed. That's a first for me. Do elaborate

[junglejane]

please post the rep page showing how many unknown lurkers plus repped this simply because they want to tongue punch your leather donut

......wow.

[mr fluffernutter]

with that negative outlook, of course you'll off yourself

[connor]

i'll do just about anything before ill start chewing tobacco. my dad has done it my whole life and he just guts it when we're in somewhere he can't spit. i swear it's gonna be the fucking death of him

[samsikle]

......wow.

jj usually comes up with very clever comebacks to absurd comments but you seem to have gone too far

[azn8oi]

Wow asian parents who smoke weed. That's a first for me. Do elaborate

My parents work in the entertainment industry. Let's say they helped to organize one of the Grammy's after-parties last Sunday night... so of course they smoke weed.

[azn8oi]

Won't elaborate further on that one, hah

[duck sauce]

adopt me

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[fallen angels]

I dropped a bottle filled with stems and a ziploc bag filled with lighters right in front of my mother. She looked at it and walked away. I guess chinese immigrants don't know what weed is?

are they made in china? in my experience, mainlanders are kinda clueless. but those from tw and hk know wussup.

one time i was traveling in Beijing, and airport security stopped me to check my bag after it went through the x-ray. i was stressing because i had a sack in my dop kit. the security asked me to take out my dop kit and open it, i thought i was about to get exiled. i immediately signaled to my homie to walk away and pretend he didnt know me. the security removed all the contents and went through it. turned out they just wanted to see my razor blade. then they put everything back in, including my weed. they didn't even recognize it. haha. too close.

its easy to smoke weed publicly in china and no one would even care or know what it is. every block has it's own different weird smell anyway.

[fallen angels]

Wow asian parents who smoke weed. That's a first for me. Do elaborate

it's not as uncommon as you might think! i've smoked with a couple of my asian homies' dads before. One dad (viet) one time even came to my college apt to get smoked out. another homie's dad (japanese) grows the bombeezy and used to hook us up.

[azn8oi]

That's prettttttttty fuckin close, hahahaha.

[ethnic cleanser]

wow and security at Beijing Airport made me open my bag because they thought my contact solution was a bomb or something.