superconfessional

[cyberPUNK]

superconfession

last night, i was paging through a lane bryant catalog. came across a model, thought "i'd tag that."

came across another model, thought "i'd tag that, too."

lane bryant

in high school i was walking around the mall with my girlfriend at the time. we passed by lane bryant and i turned to her and asked, "how come you never shop there?" haha, she completely flipped out. shit was hilarious. had no idea it was for fat women at the time. she was bi-polar too, that didn't help.

[sushijerk]

I put a light sprain on my left hand yesterday. Didn't bug me too much until I realized it was my predominant jerk off hand. I tried it with my right hand and damn shit was not the same.

[Hocus Pocus]

^Just think of it as a guest coming to visit for a while.

My confession is that my best friend of 16 years announced his engagement to his girlfriend of a year and a half yesterday and I know it's the end of our friendship. He is 22. The first thing I asked was "Are you getting a pre-nup?". SMH @ marrying for love AND immigration status when you are finishing an MA in creative writing.

[alexryb]

i'm cynical about the whole marriage thing since my oldest sister caught her fiancé (they'd been together for over 4 years) cheating on her with his underage cousin. then my other sister got married and her husband, still not over the suicide of his mother over ten years earlier, had a kid with another woman while they were still together.

my aunt recently divorced my uncle after twenty years of marriage, and her son (my cousin who is the same age as me) no longer talks to her.

it's like, how the hell am i suppose to go find a woman to love when it appears that everyone fucks everyone else over.

anyways, sometimes i forget to brush my teeth 4 a couple days.

[Hocus Pocus]

You know, that being said, at the moment I'm one of the people that can't really afford to make a $40 goodies box and ship too-- so I don't participate. See how easy that was?

Well this goes with a fact that nobody wants to mention- I bet the majority of people on here spend beyond their means regularly.. The rest either got that money from ma and pa, and the small minority got their shit together. I should know, I've been all three at various points (being the third is the hardest obviously).

[Magsåvningsreserven]

giving in my last assignment tomorrow, it's good I reckon.

sigh

but i fucked up so bad

2:2 here i come?

maybe a third, they're rare and exclusive

[branespload]

i studied really hard for this ochem midterm and i'm disappointed with myself.

[newaesthetic]

RELIGION!

I'll try to keep it short too. My dad did that when I was really young (we're talking pre-school). It made an even bigger mess in the house because he was baptist and my mom was ro-cath. he insisted on taking me to learn, I really don't remember going. I've had friends who are very religious too. Anyways, I've found all but the most crazed will accept my response that while I don't follow any religion, I know that even going back to the whole Big Bang theory, something must have caused that. I have no idea what, it's beyond my comprehension, but 9 times out of 10, saying that you've at least pondered it is usually enough to back them off. If not, just ask they respect your desires and find a kind way to tell them to fuck off.

i'm cynical about the whole marriage thing since my oldest sister caught her fiancé (they'd been together for over 4 years) cheating on her with his underage cousin. then my other sister got married and her husband, still not over the suicide of his mother over ten years earlier, had a kid with another woman while they were still together.

my aunt recently divorced my uncle after twenty years of marriage, and her son (my cousin who is the same age as me) no longer talks to her.

it's like, how the hell am i suppose to go find a woman to love when it appears that everyone fucks everyone else over.

First: wait, what? His own cousin?!

I realized today that out of 9 aunts/uncles, 2 sets of grandparents, and 6 cousins getting hitched (so far), there's only 1 couple from each of those groups that hasn't divorced. And my parents did a decade ago (as of Feb 1). People wonder why I don't have a positive view on marriage.

So; confession: I actually did give it some thought back in my last serious relationship. Not in the sense I was planning on proposing, but did think about what the future would be like with her, and warmed to the idea. The mutual desire for no kids made that a lot more tolerable.

[FADEtoDARKNESS]

I'm 21 folks. Finally, I'm 21.

-F2D

[CUTUP]

I used to dance on a tv show called Electric Circus, any people from Toronto would know about how lame this was

Never got paid any money, but free entrance to clubs, and free clothing was cool.

[hamham3001]

So i'm gonna get an interview with microsoft... can anyone share their experiences?

[azn8oi]

I used to dance on a tv show called Electric Circus, any people from Toronto would know about how lame this was

Never got paid any money, but free entrance to clubs, and free clothing was cool.

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[alexryb]

First: wait, what? His own cousin?!

yeah, MAD sick shit

rural iowa concept?! don't ask me, i just lived there

[AstroWolf]

i just sent out a HUGE email to a ton of people and websites without spell checking it, and its a horror show of bad spelling. i deleted it from my sent file due to embarrassment.

the horror, the horror.

[home]

^ hate that shit. repeated two words in a work email the other day.

the shame, the shame.

[Analog]

Monika Deol could get it

H45WH_0r7bA

[redX]

i just sent out a HUGE email to a ton of people and websites without spell checking it, and its a horror show of bad spelling. i deleted it from my sent file due to embarrassment.

the horror, the horror.

^ hate that shit. repeated two words in a work email the other day.

the shame, the shame.

things is though, if you get an email that has one or two spelling errors, do you make a big deal out of it`?

[CUTUP]

Monika Deol was a massive cokehead, she used to get so wasted they finally transferred her to another tv station to keep it quiet

Juliette Powell was awesome. A knockout, and she was a real sweetheart, I was very impressed when I met her. No ego and she would treat everyone very well. I still to this day have no idea why she left and Nadine took her place

Nadine was a huge pain in the ass, loud and obnoxious and very very full of herself. She was a wreck when the show got canceled. She begged people she used to trash to find her work

Ahhh the good old days

[home]

things is though, if you get an email that has one or two spelling errors, do you make a big deal out of it`?

sure, no, not a big deal, but..

i pigeonhole them as illiterate.

[azn8oi]

You hear that astrowolf?

YOU'RE ILLITERATE

[azn8oi]

I hate going on vacation with broke people, it ruins everyone's fun.

It's funny, because I'm on vacation as a broke person, ruining everyone's fun now.

Hypocrisy is the devil.

[azn8oi]

IT'S LIKE RAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY

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WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?

IT FlGURES

[samsikle]

:T i'm buzzin. almost drunk. almost drunk enough to drunk dial people but i have enough self-control not to. this is a proud drunk moment. i shall not be making an ass out of myself. only on superconfessional where it's mildly okay.

[Serge]

as much as having a fuck buddy sounds awesome i fucking hate it.

im in love with her

im in love with her

im in love with her

i just wanna yell it at her until she understands and stops looking for a stupid frat guy and realizes that they're just hurting her

im just too short for her ='''(

it just hurts so much since i can't change it at all.

[AstroWolf]

I bez ilaterate? ohs nose.

[sybaritical]

Shouldn't tell jokes about illiteracy.

( is fine to write them down though)

[Paean]

i was telling my girlfriend how shitty this girl looked in the photo that she showed me and then my girlfriend told me that that was her a year ago.

im glad that i only got to know her 7 months ago.

[azn8oi]

Was your gf bigger than you are now?

[Paean]

nope!

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[fang]

nothing much my du, just a little tired