superconfessional

[bill]

i'm loosing it

[Servo2000]

You're getting loose?

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[High Monika]

I... I have to say this.

Oh man. Fucking... man. So a few days ago a zit forms on the side of my nostril. Nothing crazy and barely noticeable, just a little red bump and swelling. Fast forward to today, a littlest whitehead has formed. I think, rad, get rid of this thing finally, I was tired of the mild irritation it was giving me when I blew my nose. So I squeeze it a little.

A thick, black hair about 1/8" POPS OUT OF NOWHERE. Out. Of. The. Pore. I'm stunned. This thing is thicker than the hair on my head, my normal stubble (pointless since it's my nose), everything. Then I realize it's from INSIDE my nose. As best I can figure out, for some bizarre reason I had an ingrown hair INSIDE my nostril (it was a little inflamed) and it worked its way outside.

Fuck.

[mr fluffernutter]

why do you have to share this

fuck you

[Hendodo]

well, ive been trying to be honest and not cheat on tests n stuff, but seriously... everyone who cheats is pretty much shitting on me, and im barely passing the class.. i thought they said cheaters never win. iv'e been lied to :/

[100%]

your joking right. with the advent of adderall its almost encouraged.

[neptunecitylocal]

I feel like if I pretend to be someone else for the remainder of my high school year, MY life come go by so much faster.

Also, I'm the one that's been stealing the 2B pencils from art class. I'm sorry.

[100%]

doggy youre in highschool, technically youre not even a person yet.

and while youre there read up on conjunctions

[broneck]

Read up on punctuation yourself...doggy.

[AstroWolf]

Doggy, you're in high school. Technically you're not even a person yet.

And while you're there, read up on conjunctions.

Grading your test, i do not give you 100% at all. Not for content or structure.

You need to rethink your screen name if you don't want to be known as a liar.

[broneck]

Confession:

I bought a day planner because then I could organize my time. I put in large bold letters "FINISH 2S03 ESSAY BY TODAY" last Thursday. It is now today, and I haven't started the aforementioned 10-page research essay. It's due in 2 days, along with an article review, right before a midterm.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!??

[100%]

Read up on punctuation yourself...doggy.

no

[broneck]

Wanker .

[100%]

chill out doggy

[sean_]

Confession:

I bought a day planner because then I could organize my time. I put in large bold letters "FINISH 2S03 ESSAY BY TODAY" last Thursday. It is now today, and I haven't started the aforementioned 10-page research essay. It's due in 2 days, along with an article review, right before a midterm.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!??

yeah i have some ridiculous philosophy essay, 1000 words about the cosmological argument, due in the morning and i'm like 150 words in

doh

[destructodisk]

Confession:

I bought a day planner because then I could organize my time. I put in large bold letters "FINISH 2S03 ESSAY BY TODAY" last Thursday. It is now today, and I haven't started the aforementioned 10-page research essay. It's due in 2 days, along with an article review, right before a midterm.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!??

I don't think there's anything wrong with you.

I once bought a dry erase board and put it on the back of my door and wrote this detailed breakdown of all the work i needed to do at the end of semester, and still somehow managed to forget to do some (most) of it, and procrastinate to a ridiculous extent for other assignments.

This semester I am not in college. I realized that no matter how organized I try to be, or how much time I give myself to work on my assignments, I still procrastinate because I simply do not give a fuck. I have priorities in life and school is not currently one of them. FIGHT THE SYSTEM CLOPEK BURN YOUR PLANNER DROP OUT AND STOP BEIN A MULE

[broneck]

yo i dropped out already du where have you been

[skiniks]

my friend harrison has this theory that 95% of people in school aren't "smart" so much as they are "mule-smart", meaning they're in school because they just put in the hours required to succeed, and have a basic understanding of tasks they are put to.

this theory is completely ridiculous seeing as how our school has one of the highest ranked business programs in canada and a top ranking med sciences program. if the theory was "95% of humanities/social sciences (poli sci *shots fired*) students in 1-3rd year aren't 'smart'" then it'd probably be correct but the majority of those people just finish off with a general degree without honours.

[destructodisk]

yo i thought you was writin that paper

did you like just drop outta school in the last hour?

congrats bro!

[broneck]

this theory is completely ridiculous seeing as how our school has one of the highest ranked business programs in canada and a top ranking med sciences program. if the theory was "95% of humanities/social sciences (poli sci *shots fired*) students in 1-3rd year aren't 'smart'" then it'd probably be correct but the majority of those people just finish off with a general degree without honours.

there's a response to this but its just way too many words for right now.

[skiniks]

.

don't bother.

[Guest on-display]

smashed this chick thats way too tall for me

[samsikle]

Confession:

I bought a day planner because then I could organize my time. I put in large bold letters "FINISH 2S03 ESSAY BY TODAY" last Thursday. It is now today, and I haven't started the aforementioned 10-page research essay. It's due in 2 days, along with an article review, right before a midterm.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!??

i'm usually really good with doing my work and the shit i write in my planner but i've been fucking up on it lately. i made a huge list of assignments/readings to do and under it wrote DON'T BE LAZY. QUIT FUCKING UP. thinking it will motivate me in some way.

[Bislane]

Either/Or vibes in this thread

[100%]

^this is a fantastic article.

[cernunnos]

smashed this chick thats way too tall for me

how tall?

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[broneck]

this theory is completely ridiculous seeing as how our school has one of the highest ranked business programs in canada and a top ranking med sciences program. if the theory was "95% of humanities/social sciences (poli sci *shots fired*) students in 1-3rd year aren't 'smart'" then it'd probably be correct but the majority of those people just finish off with a general degree without honours.

I told you there was an answer to this....

Being the starting point guard on my local rec team for this year has been fun..just came off a strong game.

Also, why the fuck do I have to take a creative module when my major is accounting. Fuck thinking out of the box, more credit debit balance sheet nonsense pls.

sorry DJ Flame - but this is the 95% we're talking about. It's particularly offensive in political science/philosophy/etc. where thinking out of the box is your major. DJ Flame correctly points out that his major actually rewards mule-smartness.

[Spaghettini]

i would like a mule to do my taxes

[skiniks]

I told you there was an answer to this....

again, to argue this is completely childish. from what i gather you understand "smart" to be someone creative, or someone who thinks outside the box. what in poli sci differs you from a business student? you're looking at pre established forms of governance and that's not exactly thinking outside the box or being creative; just like a business student no answer you give is going to be any different than one that has been heard before. also, not to knock you or harrison but if you were in the top 5% you'd at least be on the dean's list, which neither of you are. what it really sounds like is ya'll are just hating on business and med students who will, in the long run, make more money than you.

[High Monika]

sorry DJ Flame - but this is the 95% we're talking about. It's particularly offensive in political science/philosophy/etc. where thinking out of the box is your major. DJ Flame correctly points out that his major actually rewards mule-smartness.