superconfessional

[timber]

Being around my family makes me so fucking depressed. And I wish it didn't.

[salaryman]

I took 1.25 out of my nephew's piggy bank to pay for some high way tolls because I didn't have cash and didn't feel like going to the ATM.

felt guilty the whole way there, and then when I handed the money to the attendant it was like she knew.

sorry man, I'll buy you booze or savings bond someday when you can appreciate it, promise.

/confession.

[alexryb]

[CUTUP]

Back in the day, McDonalds treats of the week were awesome. Real toys that wouldn't fall apart, not the cardboard shit they give out these days

Well it was back to school time, and when my dad took me to get a McMuffin, they gave me a pencilcase, complete with a ruler, pencil, and eraser.

When I got home I proceeded to see how far down my throat I could fit the ruler without loosing my grip ( stupid kid concept). I got it stuck in my throat, my parents drove me to the hospital after trying to remove it for like half an hour.

I got a badly shredded throat and a bottle of banana flavored antibiotics for my troubles

[Mr Waffles]

i was charging around my dad's office with a huge pretzel in my mouth when i was like 3. fell on my face. pretzel fucked the roof of my mouth up.

[alexryb]

when i was two i fell down the stairs at my parents house. when i fell, i bit down on my tongue so hard it was hanging together by a thread of muscle. my mom took me to the hospital and i got stitches on my motherfuckin tongue.

also, just after i had turned two, i got pneumonia and was in the hospital for christmas. i grew up having my two older sisters telling me i ruined christmas that year. they also use to have names and stories for all the little brothers before me who they "put in the microwave" and "threw out the window of a moving car" and shit because the little bros were annoying them. they said they were going to do the same to me if i didn't behave

[villain]

when i was two i fell down the stairs at my parents house. when i fell, i bit down on my tongue so hard it was hanging together by a thread of muscle. my mom took me to the hospital and i got stitches on my motherfuckin tongue.

same thing happened to me except i jumped off the top of my bunk bed

like

[capa]

But now that we're in this cesspool of choice, what are we supposed to do as a society? Abandon our history, cultural diversity and "free enterprise" in search of a more simple and direct way of living?

The concepts presented in Brave New World come to mind; but I can't really decide which side of the argument I stand by. Is Brave New World a dystopia or a utopia? In the story, people are "happier", but is there "truth"? Was there ever "truth" to begin with?

I'm struggling with this a lot and I'll probably continue to for as long as I live.

I'm just presenting ideas here. Most of you are a good bit older than I and seem to have tackled these concepts so I'm genuinely interested in what you have to say.

Also, to everyone that has negged me, please keep in mind that this simply a discussion which we will all gain from if we keep our minds open. If you are providing a counter-argument or a flaw in my logic or anyone else's, do so on this thread so we may all learn from it and have a balanced point of view. I value your input, but I don't see how a neg is really all that helpful.

why so serious?

[alexryb]

my issue lately is just trying to figure out what it means to be a "man" in the modern world when i was actually raised in the pre-Google era by stereotypical small-town parents who are unaware of the interconnectedness of our global society

also, my roommate is doing dishes and being really fucking loud about it, as to attract attention. you know, since i don't fuckin' clean everything every other day of the goddamn week

[capa]

^^^ strange you should mention that, I JUST finished My Life As a Man by Philip Roth, where he more or less questions what being a man entails.

[xewo]

Won $1410 on fulltiltpoker. Thought I'd have another(twenty) tournament(s) and ended up losing all of it.

):

[alexryb]

^^^ strange you should mention that, I JUST finished My Life As a Man by Philip Roth, where he more or less questions what being a man entails.

how was it?

[eggshell]

But now that we're in this cesspool of choice, what are we supposed to do as a society? Abandon our history, cultural diversity and "free enterprise" in search of a more simple and direct way of living?

The concepts presented in Brave New World come to mind; but I can't really decide which side of the argument I stand by. Is Brave New World a dystopia or a utopia? In the story, people are "happier", but is there "truth"? Was there ever "truth" to begin with?

I'm struggling with this a lot and I'll probably continue to for as long as I live.

I'm just presenting ideas here. Most of you are a good bit older than I and seem to have tackled these concepts so I'm genuinely interested in what you have to say.

Also, to everyone that has negged me, please keep in mind that this simply a discussion which we will all gain from if we keep our minds open. If you are providing a counter-argument or a flaw in my logic or anyone else's, do so on this thread so we may all learn from it and have a balanced point of view. I value your input, but I don't see how a neg is really all that helpful.

i was going to just write "fuck u" but instead i write this in hopes that u stop posting this dumb shit

i've thought the same shit as u... in grade 10. .but then i realize it get me nowhere. u could think forever about theoretical better worlds, and about your own existence, but in the end it don't mean shit, there's no point thinking these abstract thoughts when the end result isn't even applicable to real life. the white trash du's you see on the bus have the right idea just fuckin bitches, gettin money, and gettin fucc'ed up... they live 100% more carefree day-to-day then someone like you stressing out about "philosophy"...

[villain]

i was going to just write "fuck u" but instead i write this in hopes that u stop posting this dumb shit

i've thought the same shit as u... in grade 10. .but then i realize it get me nowhere. u could think forever about theoretical better worlds, and about your own existence, but in the end it don't mean shit, there's no point thinking these abstract thoughts when the end result isn't even applicable to real life. the white trash du's you see on the bus have the right idea just fuckin bitches, gettin money, and gettin fucc'ed up... they live 100% more carefree day-to-day then someone like you stressing out about "philosophy"...

what if I'm not interested in fuckin bitches, gettin money, and gettin fucced up?

:confused:

anyways for my superconfession..

I've recently been convinced that slim fit jeans suck

I just bought these great cargo pants and it's just too comfortable to go back to the old nut huggers

i feel like a new man

[ethnic cleanser]

I yacked 7 times within the past 24 hours. Fuck ketel one and fuck shotgunning beers.

I got the worst hangover of my life.

[ethnic cleanser]

I think i got food poisoning too from some stale bread i ate when i got them drunk munchies.

[Mr Waffles]

your name is unusually offensive.

plus rep.

[villain]

can't help but think of neutrogena

[Mr Waffles]

im about to get really drunk tomorrow and watch the daytona 500.

[villain]

the daytona 500.

pfft rather watch cars drive around in circles

[sushijerk]

Gah I'm not doing shit for Valentines day. There's one girl I could call but I don't want to deal with her.

[ojjairus]

my friends called me an arsonist...saying that i burned alot of bridges last night.

i mean i like to play with fire...but i committed some questionable decisions with a mutual girl friend of ours.

[stuntastic]

I've tried tolerating my friends new gf, but she was a complete bitch the other night. He's noticing that I don't wanna hang out with him anymore.

I think it's time to tell him that his gf is a fuckin fat ugly burritobitch.

[okonomi]

Do it.

10char

[broken_dubz]

I've tried tolerating my friends new gf, but she was a complete bitch the other night. He's noticing that I don't wanna hang out with him anymore.

I think it's time to tell him that his gf is a fuckin fat ugly burritobitch.

a friend of mine has become the target of a manipulative whore whos playing the fuck out of him. everybody sees it, esp cos shes talking shit behind his back. but in his delusional head he thinks hes the one doing the playing.

its kinda pathetic to hear him go on about her.

i dont want to get involved but i feel like somebody needs to tell him.

[gas prices kill]

I've tried tolerating my friends new gf, but she was a complete bitch the other night. He's noticing that I don't wanna hang out with him anymore.

I think it's time to tell him that his gf is a fuckin fat ugly burritobitch.

going through the same shit.

waiting for the right time to blow her shit up.

[stuntastic]

Blew shit up last nite.

Read replies this morning, and continued on about whats goin on.

He agrees to some extent, that her personality just doesn't mesh well with all of his friends. Even some of his family members.

Felt slightly guilty holding it in/telling him, but its for the best.

[bouwnt]

some days i goto peee and the toilet lid is half down but i still go >: )

some morning it's real low n i gotta kink my shit

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

Gah I'm not doing shit for Valentines day. There's one girl I could call but I don't want to deal with her.

oh ok.

[destructodisk]

^lol

confession: I feel like a prisoner in my own home because I cannot smoke cigs/thrax at the rate I desire.. I need to get my own place, but once the parents go to sleep tonight shit is goin up in smoke