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I can turn anything into a joke.

Ex / Sort-Of Current girlfriend calls me up yesterday and tells me she's seeing someone else.

"Okay - just tell me one thing: it's not the other Ian, is it?" (9.6)*

That pretty much ended that. Still, I laughed.

*online representation of real-life sarcasm scale

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i was going to just write "fuck u" but instead i write this in hopes that u stop posting this dumb shit

i've thought the same shit as u... in grade 10. .but then i realize it get me nowhere. u could think forever about theoretical better worlds, and about your own existence, but in the end it don't mean shit, there's no point thinking these abstract thoughts when the end result isn't even applicable to real life. the white trash du's you see on the bus have the right idea just fuckin bitches, gettin money, and gettin fucc'ed up... they live 100% more carefree day-to-day then someone like you stressing out about "philosophy"...

you are an idiot.

I would explain why you are an idiot, but here's the rub: you are too much of an idiot to comprehend the explanation. Suffice to say that life is not all about "gettin fucc'ed up", etc.

Ignorance is bliss and you, you poor, illiterate bastard, are truly blissful.

Haploid, big ups.

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why live in search of a truth if it's going to rob you of bliss...

for the record, i don't drink or smoke

one thing my friend told me that i agree with.. he said that reading the 'wtf are you doing with your life' thread, only two people stood out as being totally content.. cheep and djrajio... the former making enough money to just pay for living and having fun.. the latter making a ton of money to have fun in a much different way

if you are doing the things that make you happy, this existentialist-posting-on-internet-forum-crisis thing doesn't happen

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i think im a really boring person

i even deactivated facebook

the last person to add me was edmond

smh

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i kinda want to watch, but parents are around me and shit, because we're all watching the olympics on the big screen in the living room.

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I didn't do laundry before NY and when I got back I didnt have any clean underwear so I'm sitting here in a bathing suit.

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you dirty bastard.

hm. i have what would seem to be something a lot of sufu guys would want right now. a young (turning 20) k-beezy who has a seemingly insatiable sexual appetite. made me dumplings and kimchi while i watched the olympics on sunday. tall, really nice body, perfect skin. smart, driven, similar music/movie tastes, and almost sufu-like fashion tastes (with a bit of CAG thrown in, but whatever). I've found myself trying to find a problem with her, and it's been fruitless. Well, except for the age thing... and that she's a close friend with my younger sister. Also just got out of a relationship.

I think it's due to me still working on another prospect. It's been weeks with the other girl, and it's been progressing nicely (not nearly as fast as this new one), so maybe it's because I feel like dropping something after putting work into it for this long is such a waste? Sadly I can't balance both; since the young one's friends with my sister, she knows about my trips to see the other girl.

I love getting paid to sit around and browse the net.

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I didn't do laundry before NY and when I got back I didnt have any clean underwear so I'm sitting here in a bathing suit.

Have done that before too.

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you are an idiot.

I would explain why you are an idiot, but here's the rub: you are too much of an idiot to comprehend the explanation. Suffice to say that life is not all about "gettin fucc'ed up", etc.

Ignorance is bliss and you, you poor, illiterate bastard, are truly blissful.

Haploid, big ups.

"You are WRONG!! I will explain to you why you are wrong, and here it is: You're too stupid for me to explain to you why you are so wrong!!--point made"

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I cannot pull myself away from the screen whenever men's figure skating comes on.

my roommates and I got high as fuck and watched this for a while tonight. Thursday is going to be intense.

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Went to a chiropractor today to have x-rays taken of my back. Turns out I have scoliosis and probably some other fucked up shit going on. Have a follow up appointment in two weeks to discuss my x-rays and possible treatment.

Fuck.

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Sometimes on facebook I'll browse several friend trees of friends of people i don't even know, when i'm extremely bored.

Posted

Man, you're probably a Viet guy named Man. Don't worry Man, you're not the first man named Man that I've met, man.

Man up and accept it, man.

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