superconfessional

[samsikle]

sunday at work there was the most handsome like 40 year old man that came in to shop. really gorgeous face, i'm not gonna lie i was crushin. my boss and i nicknamed him mr. monopoly since he works for a bank.

[hellogoodbye]

to use "sup" as a greeting, and to ensure that the other party understands your intent, you have to drag out the middle portion like suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. after this you may want to go in for a fist bump/hand shake, leaving him no chance to let you know what is really up

imho, ymmv

[minou]

sunday at work there was the most handsome like 40 year old man that came in to shop. really gorgeous face, i'm not gonna lie i was crushin. my boss and i nicknamed him mr. monopoly since he works for a bank.

oh baby how could you forget about your dear friend?!

[amardeep]

to use "sup" as a greeting, and to ensure that the other party understands your intent, you have to drag out the middle portion like suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. after this you may want to go in for a fist bump/hand shake, leaving him no chance to let you know what is really up

imho, ymmv

i'm at the "hey, sup" stage in life and I go out for a little gangsta high five/dap combo, usually most dus understand and respond with a "hey sup" and all is well. its just those other dus, you know, the ones that make for awkward ass handshakes and/or greetings

saying "suuuuuuuuup" would make me feel like tony danza, not a good look

[kyo]

to use "sup" as a greeting, and to ensure that the other party understands your intent, you have to drag out the middle portion like suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. after this you may want to go in for a fist bump/hand shake, leaving him no chance to let you know what is really up

imho, ymmv

combined with a subtle head nod and you should be golden.

sup

[Double D]

mad insomnia, haven't had more than 4 hours sleep in a week

then again it's been the biggest mindfuck of a week i've ever had

[samsikle]

oh baby how could you forget about your dear friend?!

LOL i totally thought of you and your dilf banner.

[junglejane]

sunday at work there was the most handsome like 40 year old man that came in to shop. really gorgeous face, i'm not gonna lie i was crushin. my boss and i nicknamed him mr. monopoly since he works for a bank.

OMG did he look like he had a hairy chest under his suit?

[dino might]

had to be done

[redX]

youse one sexxy bish

[samsikle]

OMG did he look like he had a hairy chest under his suit?

i don't think so, i wasn't paying attention, i was gawking at his strong jawline :T

[pieiskewl]

more weird things i do

when i'm at home and when i want to go up the stairs i start going up normally, but then i sort of like crouch down and go up on all fours in a sort of a sprint like a dog or maybe a chimp? probably closer to a dog. like propelling myself up with my arms. i've done this since i can remember, i guess because it is the fastest way and feels comfortable to me (the stairs are carpeted by the way). only at home though, too weird to do in public.

also i climb stairs (in public) sort of on the balls of my feet, like tip toes ninja way. feels more natural and comfortable then complete normal flat footed steps. feels more secure too.

does anyone else do either of these?

been trying to figure out how strange my actions are

[broneck]

more weird things i do

when i'm at home and when i want to go up the stairs i start going up normally, but then i sort of like crouch down and go up on all fours in a sort of a sprint like a dog or maybe a chimp? probably closer to a dog. like propelling myself up with my arms. i've done this since i can remember, i guess because it is the fastest way and feels comfortable to me (the stairs are carpeted by the way). only at home though, too weird to do in public.

also i climb stairs (in public) sort of on the balls of my feet, like tip toes ninja way. feels more natural and comfortable then complete normal flat footed steps. feels more secure too.

does anyone else do either of these?

been trying to figure out how strange my actions are

i stopped doing the first one last year. the second one i still do. i hate clomping on stairs.

[azn8oi]

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I used to do that dog crawl shit when I was like 8. Time to cut that shit out guys.

[azn8oi]

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even the dog is saying, 'GIRL, YOU STOOPS'

[azn8oi]

BE TALLER NOW

SHOE LlFTS

TALLTALL.COM

[fffffut]

more weird things i do

when i'm at home and when i want to go up the stairs i start going up normally, but then i sort of like crouch down and go up on all fours in a sort of a sprint like a dog or maybe a chimp? probably closer to a dog. like propelling myself up with my arms. i've done this since i can remember, i guess because it is the fastest way and feels comfortable to me (the stairs are carpeted by the way). only at home though, too weird to do in public.

also i climb stairs (in public) sort of on the balls of my feet, like tip toes ninja way. feels more natural and comfortable then complete normal flat footed steps. feels more secure too.

does anyone else do either of these?

been trying to figure out how strange my actions are

haha last time i was in a house with stairs i totally did that

i kinda just felt compelled to, not really like i usually do it

i do the second thing descending stairs though

[cyberPUNK]

never done any of that shit.

you guys are either evolving in terms of human stair climbing ability, or a bunch of fucking retards.

[azn8oi]

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0:13 NO HOMO

[i like turtles.]

I dislike my new therapist. i felt victorious when i upset him today. I presented him with an argument that contradicted his 30 years work when it became clear he was a bigot. He told me i was "wrong, totally wrong", as he turned his back towards me and hunched over. I think its time for another new therapist.

[connor]

today i was going through all of my cupboards at home and i saw a little ziploc under my parents wine rack in one of the cabinets. i almost didnt pull it out, but curiosity got the best of me. i pulled it out and there was a joint wrapped up inside.

i smoked it. i wonder who rolled it and whose it was... it was a nice little cone, single paper, rolled tight. hm. i wonder.

[azn8oi]

lol, stole your parents' joint?

reminds me of the time i found E in a mint box. I spat it out when I realized it wasn't a mint. ugh

[connor]

apparentally i did.

i don't know if it was theirs or if it was one of their friends' or what, but i figured some higher power put it there for me to find. and then smoke

[broneck]

I am soaking my feet like an old person, in a foot bath solution that smells a lot like old people.

[AstroWolf]

I am sitting in a doctors office for the first time in at least eight years. It's all white and clean like in the movies. I might not mind being here.

[bouwnt]

snatchin someone's solo joint has to be a crime some where......

[broken_dubz]

yeh but if its your parents joint then they know you smoke weed.

they also know that you know that they smoke.

this could lead to some awkward dinner table moments, with neither party wanting to call the other on it.

[fallen angels]

One time i came home from work and i saw my bong in the garage, instead of in my bathroom cabinet. i was confused, but figured my mom went to my house while i was at work. then i realized my jar of weed was GONE. i checked everywhere inside my house, couldn't be found, i was upset. I was trying to figure out what to say to my mom. But the next day I found my stash jar on the sidewalk outside my house, untouched. I guess that was my mom's way of saying "I don't want this shit in the house". I'm more surprised no one took it though. I mean, free jar of weed. Come on.

[High Monika]

Free jar of PCP laced basil? AWESOME.

[junglejane]

confession time: when I was in high school I took belly dancing lessons, fierce little finger cymbals and all.

(no shakira)