Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[dovo]

Matt Barnes reminds me of Hugh Laurie

Edited May 19, 2012 by dovo

[OkayOkay]

woah, just realized 2 semi-friends of mine got married yesterday...and have never spent a night together or slept together. Super Christian, assuming that's the deal. They're both virgins (assuming still, not sure now), and ultra happy. Not trying to be overly critical, it's just not something I thought I'd ever see in my lifetime.

[Gatefold]

give me the details

what are "good" porn parodies though

its called ikase royale

and idk ones wit flyest honeys and production values

[Desi]

I have never taken this many poo's at any other job.

[Layne]

i ordered my vibergs 14 weeks ago yesterday.... gave them a call, and they haven't even started making them yet.

[lmk1995]

I have never taken this many poo's at any other job.

you need to start skipping work to hang out with us.

[evisu 2000]

?

[burgerking]

Mark zuckerberg reading azn girls I would waif forummmm.

Edited May 20, 2012 by valdizno

[StrangeLove]

i usually dont get headaches but i got a massive one right now...i wonder if i got worms in my brain from all the red meat ive been eating lately..

[Layne]

just put the "tony soprano ringtone" on my phone. super late pass but I'm pretty happy about it.

[fobsquad]

Mark zuckerberg reading azn girls I would waif forummmm.

bilingual children concept

[youkinorn2]

Matt Barnes reminds me of Hugh Laurie

matt barnes reminds me of the biggest sack of shit in the world

[Walt Thizzney]

anyone read dis mag? its pretty funny

http://dismagazine.com/discussion/best-and-worst/20587/best-and-worst-of-mens-spring-2012/

[sawn-off chef]

floral print iPhone case, gay or dope?

[conqueror]

trying to find a new housemate in a tiny city is the biggest and most stressful headfuck.

[hahapete]

I can't sleep so I'm going through old email accounts deleting spam and reading emails. I highly suggest y'all do this on the reg for laughs. My nostalgia is at a billion.

God, there are so many gems. I can't believe the corny shit girls and I used to send back and forth. I also can't believe the amount of aggressive emails an ex sent me that I let fly. My thinking at the time was that if I let her take her shots maybe she would let me hit that a few times before our relationship exploded. It didn't work. Don't know why I thought it would work. Hahahaha.

Edited May 21, 2012 by hahapete

[Stacks]

electric daisy carnival ny was surprisingly good... listening to bass music on the 50 yard line of giants stadium was cool as fuck

[mmfood]

wisdom teeth are making my face mad swollen. don't have dental insurance. this sucks.

[vanilla wafer]

Should not have bought such a large box of ice cream sandwiches. Ice cream sandwiches for every meal

[e0d9n0b5]

Should not have bought such a large box of ice cream sandwiches. Ice cream sandwiches for every meal

same

[Chris-Craft]

recently quit smoking weed and i have been having the most strange and vivid dreams lately.

last night i went to a saint louis blues game with two kids i knew in high school - who are very conservative - where we talked politics and i defended my choice to vote for obama. unfortunately i had to leave after the first period though because i had a school assignment/meeting with a teacher i had forgotten. after leaving the game i met my teacher/tutor/whatever in a TINY room with a ~3ft ceiling where we studied flashcards until i noticed the futon/cushion we were sitting on actually multiple large bags of weed (like pounds) wrapped in aluminum foil...I also vaguely remember being late for hockey practice and not getting a chance to shower afterwards before going to work on a film starring my ex, her new squeeze, and I with a crew of 5-10 people (including myself) writing/producing/filming.

[StrangeLove]

recently quit smoking weed.

last night i went to a saint louis blues game with two kids i knew in high school - who are very conservative - where we talked politics and i defended my choice to vote for obama. unfortunately i had to leave after the first period though because i had a school assignment/meeting with a teacher i had forgotten. after leaving the game i met my teacher/tutor/whatever in a TINY room with a ~3ft ceiling where we studied flashcards until i noticed the futon/cushion we were sitting on actually multiple large bags of weed (like pounds) wrapped in aluminum foil...I also vaguely remember being late for hockey practice and not getting a chance to shower afterwards before going to work on a film starring my ex, her new squeeze, and I with a crew of 5-10 people (including myself) writing/producing/filming.

So thats what life is like when you quit smoking weed... Frightening..

[jayrock]

Recently smoked a lot of weed and put in a 10 hour live poker session

Good times. Old people smell bad though

[scientifick]

a friend of mine used to chain smoke weed during games at his house and we'd run for 12+ hrs sometimes. i don't know how he did it. coming to ac soon we, sufu nyc/ac gambling meetup should go off

[jayrock]

Our home game plays kinda retarded, but it's all friends so it makes for a gambooling good time. .25/.50 blinds with a $20 buy in although most buy in for at least $40. Given how ridiculously short stacked every starts off, at least 2 people rebuy after the first orbit lol

Oh and they like to mix in no limit Omaha which is basically the most degen made up game ever. Oh well it's basically an excuse to hang out and drink/smoke anyway

Fwiw I know there was a poker thread somewhere but I can't find it

Edited May 21, 2012 by jayrock

[e0d9n0b5]

im so glad there are other ppl out there that calling things degen

[spudeey]

After watching the Run Ricky Run 30 for 30 and Basquiat documentary I noticed that they have extremely similar voices.

[merry burger]

sat across from this guy on the train today.

who the fuck does this with their umbrella???

... on closer inspection it looks like he's taking a picture of me, taking a picture of him...

[lawlercopterz]

he just wants to show you what hes working with... whats awkward about that?

[tween_spirit]

you should have sat directly across from him so you can intertwine your legs together and maybe accidentally graze each others inner thighs with your knees when the train hits a bump

at least, that's what I do