shit you hate

[ouss]

imma send €€ rite now wuz da link to donate omc?

[onemancult]

paypal: [email protected]

send in denominations of 20 please.

[jayrock]

fat fuckers who get on the bus, ride for two blocks, then get off -- if you would just walk the extra two blocks maybe you could have the pleasure of being able to see your feet again one day

[Charged]

I hate when you go to take a shit and then your stomach begins to rumble and your ass shoots out a fountain of brown. Feels so horrible to have a waterfall of diahreah flowing from yo ass.

[its swanny]

calculus.

college.

money.

[Ahlvahroe]

i hate a girl with a nice ass thats ruined by jeans with no back pockets... saw this today and it made me cry

this is all you see in mexico, the the most insanely shapely asses sheathed in pocket-less jeans. it seems like an acquired taste i was actually getting used to it by the time i left. probably has to do with me getting used to my current 1 back pocket pair.

[Guest DUM]

sneezing while peeing

[polishmike]

farting while fucking

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

douche bags that believe its their duty to try and stop teenagers from doing the stupid things they do

[lllllllllllllll]

girls who are younger than me calling me sweetie or hunnie

unless you're a sweet old librarian or a gay male, the answer is no.

[Mattjay]

- When people walk around the house (especially my house) with their shoes on

- Any occupation with cubicles and a dress code

- Orange juice with no pulp

- Untoasted bread & bagles

- When people lick their fingers to turn pages

- Anyone that wears sandals with socks

- Fullscreen movies on DVD

- PCs

- When people talk while my music is playing in the car

- People that are anal about being on time

- People that dont clean up after themselves

- Being away from nature too long

- Being away from the city too long

- Being in the house for too long

- One sided conversations

- Being rushed when I'm shopping

- People with no manners/common courtesy

- Sitting in the front of the movie theatre

- Having to pee during a movie

- The smell of airplane air

- People that don't use punctuation on instant messenger

- People that cant admit when they were wrong

- People that are content with not working hard and not going anywhere

- People that think reading isn't cool

- Bill O'Reilly

- Abercrombie & Fitch

- Soggy french fries

- Anyone that doesn't show respect for their parents

- Whole wheat and rye bread

- Not having my cell phone on me

- Not having anything to eat/drink in the house

- When I havent done laundry and the clothes I want to wear that day are dirty

- Listening to music that doesn't fit the mood I'm in

- People who think their youth is an excuse to do stupid shit

- When my pillow gets too hot and I have to turn it over

- When people that I care about give up easily

- Anyone that imposes their religious beliefs on others

- Being freezing cold right after getting out of the shower

- Watered down hot chocolate

- The fact that I only get to go home to Portland twice a year

- The fact that all but one of my best friends live in different cities and countries

- The American school system and how they evaluate your worth

- The movie "Hostel"

- Mel Gibson

- People that cant just kick back and relax

- Dentist appointments

- Guys that neglect good girls, vice verca

- Waking up early

- Milk, unless strictly accompanied by cookies, cake, pie, cereal or doughnuts

- Dr.Pepper imitations (Mr.Pibb)

[timber]

I hate my sister's drunk friends.

I'm staying over at my mom's house tonight on the couch and I just woke up to some guy who had come into the room, hovering over me and was asking me loudly, 'Oh...where'd everyone else go? Seriously, I thought they were right here!!!!!! Whaaat??'

And I swore.

[red]

I hate my sister's drunk friends.

I'm staying over at my mom's house tonight on the couch and I just woke up to some guy who had come into the room, hovering over me and was asking me loudly, 'Oh...where'd everyone else go? Seriously, I thought they were right here!!!!!! Whaaat??'

And I swore.

for contextual reasons:

sister younger or older?

[timber]

My sister is seventeen, but her friends are all my age.

edit: so all the more reason I can some day beat them.

[mrip]

Being on hold.

I'm calling Sprint because I can't connect to the internet on my phone and they are playing x-mas music as the holding music.

[darkanimal]

motherfucking smurfs!

[junglejane]

this clueless girl telling me that my shoes were very 'american style' and that she saw a similar pair on paris hilton.

[Charlie Delta]

Did you kick her in the box?

[junglejane]

what I wanted to do was to slowly close my fist darth vader style and have her bajingo implode.

[darkanimal]

paris is totally biting your steez jj

[Charlie Delta]

what I wanted to do was to slowly close my fist darth vader style and have her bajingo implode.

rep

only I can't.... bummer

[Guest jmatsu]

farting while fucking

not quite the same, but i went the chiropractor this morning. while he was cracking my back, i got so relaxed that i just was like "fuck it" and let a huge fart rip. all the patients heard. it was dope. i futted...

[Charlie Delta]

These Spanish tourist left the shop a couple of minutes ago but the stench is still there from their foul unwashed hair....

YUCK!

[arem]

Cute girls with stank-ass breath. This woman at my job is so attractive, but whenever she asks me a question it smells like she's been tossing salads all day. It's gotten to the point where i have to offer her gum just to get work done.

[mlproject]

lol @ halatosis

[mackelface]

I fucking hate when people say "i'm going to a party at 10 i'll call you alright bro" and I'm like ok but don't call me bro, bro and then they never call. Pisses me off.

[Handlethevibe]

When you take a shit and then the poo tidal wave splashes up and hits you. But this can be easily remedied by first dropping some toilet paper in first to cushion the poo's fall. Before I learned this however, I used to drop my load then semi stand up to avoid the poo water.

[shekki]

When you take a shit and then the poo tidal wave splashes up and hits you. But this can be easily remedied by first dropping some toilet paper in first to cushion the poo's fall. Before I learned this however, I used to drop my load then semi stand up to avoid the poo water.

haha i do that too

[PQRS7]

usb hard drive failures

3 years of work

230GB of obscure movies

160GB of processed psx and psp games

80GB of anime

4GB of photos

all gone.

[onemancult]

thinking the weather is going to suck so you ignore making plans and instead choose to do some work and then it is beautiful outside and you want to stop doing work and get your ass outside but where the fuck is everyone?