things i've learned over the years...

[mizanation]

as i rapidly approach 30, i've learned a lot over the years. i want to share these nuggets of wisdom to the younger superfuturians who are sometimes led astray. i implore the older and wiser supergays to add on to this list.

here goes.

1) the idea of emergency weed, emergency beer, emergency condoms never works out. you will always use up your emergency stash.

2) trust your instincts above all else, cuz your gut is almost always right. if it ain't, then you only got yourself to blame.

3) always get your money up front, unless you don't mind not ever seeing it.

4) be honest with yourself.

5) never regret anything you do, it ain't worth it.

6) never lie, cuz it's too hard to keep track of what you said.

please, oh wise supergays, add on to this list.

[Guest jmatsu]

5) never regret anything you do, it ain't worth it.

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but, at least learn from it.

[Guest Airjamie]

Airjamie says: "Search your feelings. No matter how messy it sounds, or how much you think you love her, if you get the chance, always put it in her ass. Always"

[showbiz00ditc]

Airjamie says: "Search your feelings. No matter how messy it sounds, or how much you think you love her, if you get the chance, always put it in her ass. Always"

quoted for truth.

havent yet but cant wait

[Miles]

Always operate with confidence. At the very least, learn to fake it.

Curb your temper. Anger, when not controlled, makes you seem like a bitch.

Teach your girlfriend the beauty of the 10-minute phone call.

[eldave04]

There is no point searching for meaning in life, as there is no inherent meaning. You have to make your own.

I am still working on it...

[Sayword]

more insight please

this topic has potential to teach as well as entertain

[KickaPop]

fuck girls when the opportunity provides itself. Buy shit you like, not hype crap. Keep your family close, they are essentially all you have in this world.

[Kasper]

1) the idea of emergency weed, emergency beer, emergency condoms never works out. you will always use up your emergency stash.

haha, this is sooo true

7) never ever lend money to people when you are drunk, you will forget and never see your money back

8) going for a couple of beers and coming back home early is just not possible, it will always end up with you getting hammered.

9) if you always report thing till the next day, nothing ever get done...

[percy]

never brag about the size of your genitals... unless you can fake it.

if your gf asks you what you're thinking.. look at her and say "i'm glad you asked.. i was just thinking about you giving me a blowjob" .. she'll never bother you with questions like that again.

if he/she is much older than you..get them to lay on their back, that way all the wrinkles dont show up.

always offer to drive on a first date... so you can leave them if you need to.

own two weeks worth of clothes of the same type.. that way one set can be airing while you wear the other set.

never join an online forum.. weirdos hang out there....

[sybaritical]

Keep a short account of yourself. You'll never know when your time is up.

Say what you feel.

Remember experiences you pay for don't count.

Realise that shopping is not creating.

Understand dirty sex is a lot more fun than true love.

Appreciate true love is better for you than dirty sex.

I'm going to quit now before I start sounding like an evangelical Tyler Durden.

[mr fluffernutter]

Continue Tyler... Continue

[sidneylo]

Understand dirty sex is a lot more fun than true love.

Appreciate true love is better for you than dirty sex.

Keep preachin' to the choir... I'm singing along.

[isdenn]

-speak less and you will hear more. everyone has something to teach you, if you let them.

-be kind to everyone, especially when they are not being kind to you...but dont be a doormat.

-women don't like indecisive men.

-hygiene matters. in particular, always, always make sure your hair, teeth, breath, fingernails, and pubic hair are on point.

-the only people who should know your financial situation are the tax man and your accountant.

-try not to eat within three hours of sleeping.

-drink water or things that are closely related to water.

-smile more.

[Chicken]

Some quotes I've collected over the years:

The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of a low price is forgotten.

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

Profanity is the effort of a feeble mind to express itself forcefully.

It’s a lot of work to be lazy sometimes.

[eldave04]

Some quotes I've collected over the years:

The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of a low price is forgotten.

That should be superfuture's motto.

[dino might]

There is no point searching for meaning in life, as there is no inherent meaning. You have to make your own.

I am still working on it...

working on what? isnt that just the main point of existentialism?

[evisu 2000]

the older i get, the more life starts to make sense, and the less i care.

[insomaniac]

life is half passed when you know what life is.

[Icarus]

Something cliche and trite.

[Sayword]

I'm 21 and I'm starting to get a taste of "the real world", and I'm so confused about alot of shit. This topic is sort of a relief. Straight up.

[evisu 2000]

spend the years of learning squandering

courage for the years of wandering

through a world politely turning

from the loutishness of learning

[showbiz00ditc]

its alrite to cry

... and even show emotions more often

[Fuuma]

If you look confident enough, you'll lead people through everything, even the most avoidable failures. My advice would not be to act confident (too easy) but to watch out for all those fakers out there, they'll lead you into shit most of the time.

[mizanation]

damn. i actually didn't think i was gonna see anything useful.

i was right.

just kidding, keep it coming.

[apu]

It’s a lot of work to be lazy sometimes.

jeee, i must have done tons of work lately

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

Theres no point in being lazy. Being lazy is most often not as enjoyable as being useful. Get up and do something to better yourself or your situation. You'll thank yourself and be much better for it in the future, the future that you only have one of.

[sidneylo]

^^ LIVENUDEGIRLS always delivers. The hardest part is actually getting your ass off the couch/chair/bed. So many times I've forced myself to NOT be lazy, and its always worked out for the better. Then in hindsight, I cringe at the idea of me being at home instead of doing whatever I was doing.

[soraanaam]

always heed your conscience and your gut feelings, everytime i have a bad feeling or if i think, "nahh, tis okay, ill just take two hits and im okay." well i end home eyes bloody red and dont even bother to use clear eyes, so took the trash from my mom to go dump it and she notices my eyes, shoulda listened to my conscience, also listen to your parents maybe bitchy sometimes, but they are the only people that loves and truly care for you:p

[GoodHustle]

the older i get, the more life starts to make sense, and the less i care.

Buck 65???