things i've learned over the years...

[mizanation]

btt and cuddlysheep. not to really criticize your methods, but it's a lot cooler to be above all that violence shit. i'm sure you have previous experience which makes you feel the way you guys do, but come on, just call the cops. it works, believe me. assault will land you in jail and you don't want to know what they do to cuddly sheep in the tombs.

[cheapmuthafukr]

and i walked away. she came back to this girls house i was chilling at, broke windows, swung on me, bit me, and i pushed her out the door to the ground.

if it was a dude, i would have started swinging in the club. a woman is different.

[cuddlysheep]

yeah man, imagine being struck by the heel of a stilleto.that aint right. i think it was on the bible.

"if she has a weapon on her hands. its our right to strike thee bitch on the jaw and knock her out before she inflicts damage upon thee."

psalm 1:18 message from the apostles to luke

Whatever happened to American's fundamental principle of Egalitarianism? Every person should be treated equally. So if a woman raises her fists, pulls off her stillettos and wants to fight me....I'm not afraid to Bobby Brown a bitch. Tell me Mr. StuckonStupid, if a woman were to pull her 5 inch heels and tried to strike you in the face, would you start running away and hiding because that your ethics are: "Never hit a woman"? I would never challenge a woman to fight because that is being a pussy on my part, but if a woman wants to throw fists and actually starts swinging stillettors, I'll break the bitch's jaw. Let her convulse on the floor. Then perhaps spit in her face, depending on how she hit me intially.

And No, I'm not a Casanova, but I am currently in a 2 year relationship and I've never hit her before. But she knows that I would hit a woman if they started swinging and yes Ill Bill and Necro are dope.

[ianpalermo]

Couple-

You can’t afford to buy cheap. You’ll just end up with a bunch of mediocre things rather than a few choice nice things.

First impressions are everything.

Keep up with yourself. You’ll be amazed what a little exercise, a good face lotion with spf 15, and a decent diet will do for you.

Don’t grow old, become distinguished.

Take your girl dancing, especially if you don’t dance.

Smile more.

Make it a point to make someone’s day once a week.

[mizanation]

^^^ awesome stuff, thanks ian.

my golden rule, confidence is the most important thing to have in life. all other things are secondary.

[cuddlysheep]

im not speaking on majority of women,but there are some girls out there who sometimes are just asking for it.

p.s ive been threatened by an ex girl with a knife. ponder on that. speaking from experience.

btt and cuddlysheep. not to really criticize your methods, but it's a lot cooler to be above all that violence shit. i'm sure you have previous experience which makes you feel the way you guys do, but come on, just call the cops. it works, believe me. assault will land you in jail and you don't want to know what they do to cuddly sheep in the tombs.

[mizanation]

* never fuck with a chick that threatens you with a knife.

[ianpalermo]

my golden rule, confidence is the most important thing to have in life. all other things are secondary.

exactly, there is a fine line between cockiness and confidence. don't cross it or you'll look like an asshole. and stand the fuck up straight. no one likes bad posture.

[mr fluffernutter]

Never fuck with anyone with a knife.

[ianpalermo]

im not speaking on majority of women,but there are some girls out there who sometimes are just asking for it.

p.s ive been threatened by an ex girl with a knife. ponder on that. speaking from experience.

i've had that happen. just don't tell the same chick you have a glock 9mm under the mattress she's been sleeping on.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

Whatever happened to American's fundamental principle of Egalitarianism? Every person should be treated equally. So if a woman raises her fists, pulls off her stillettos and wants to fight me....I'm not afraid to Bobby Brown a bitch. Tell me Mr. StuckonStupid, if a woman were to pull her 5 inch heels and tried to strike you in the face, would you start running away and hiding because that your ethics are: "Never hit a woman"? I would never challenge a woman to fight because that is being a pussy on my part, but if a woman wants to throw fists and actually starts swinging stillettors, I'll break the bitch's jaw. Let her convulse on the floor. Then perhaps spit in her face, depending on how she hit me intially.

And No, I'm not a Casanova, but I am currently in a 2 year relationship and I've never hit her before. But she knows that I would hit a woman if they started swinging and yes Ill Bill and Necro are dope.

it wouldnt happen to me dog. listen, and please believe me when i say it, cause i'm not sure if i'll be able to say it without sounding like a braggart or a liar, but out of the dozen or so women in my life that i have been in relationships with...to the damn near 200 or so that i have bedded, i have never been spit on, punched, shot at or stabbed by. ever. it sounds cliche. but there is a great deal to be said about the fine art of gentle manipulation to get to where you want to be at with the fairer sex...the "velvet hammer" if you will.

okay come to think of it im lying...ONE TIME, one girl tried to pull a knife on me. in fairness, it WAS a butterknife, and to her credit we were arguig, and i thought it would be funny to fling a wad of my own semen a la spiderman directly in her grill from across the room. even after shes trying to stab(spread?) me to death with this butterknife, i just held her down and told her to chill the fuck out. then i left. and she called me to say SHE was sorry.

i didnt say "never hit a woman, EVER", i made it clear that its perfectly acceptable to defend yourself... but you made a fuckin childish ass post about kicking women in the face and blah blah blah. dog, you've never done that, you probably never will. be honest. shit G, do you got a daughter? what if some little cocksucker was dating your teenager and shit got heated and then shortie came home with a busted jaw cause she dare raise fists to a dude whos prolly a head taller and 50 pounds heavier? gimme a break. im a young dude but my daughter is tuning 12 soon, and i hate to think it little motherufckers like you shell be havin to deal with.

you dont want to deal with that kid of shit? step yer fuckin game up homie, stop fucking around with the kind of guttersnipes that this kid of nonsense would even be an issue with. i dont fuck with trashy bitches, my bitches dress well, smell nice, know about music and art, have a job, and if we fight we fight intellectually and either go our seperate ways or work it out.

and the reason i brought up necro is cause it seems like 99% of the angry young white kids that love him are the ones screaming that kinda "beat a bitch up!" shit the loudest.

[cuddlysheep]

she was sane well i thought she was.untill she stopped getting her way. have you guys seen the movie "swim fan"? she like the distant cousin of someone like her.

* never fuck with a chick that threatens you with a knife.

[mizanation]

ok, we get the picture, man. chill.

[superdupersang]

^^^ this is why you live in constant misery and pain.

why would you assume i live like that?

id like to think i live a healthy balanced life.

when im not peeping at kids

[newbien]

Im going to start living by stuckonstupid's words.

[Chicken]

here's one story i've learned over the years:

Few people recognize the name Walter Hunt. Yet industrial historians consider Hunt one of the few authentic geniuses the United States has produced.

Walter Hunt was an inventor and was responsible for more practical and successful inventions than any other American who has ever lived. Among the many inventions that flowed from his fertile mind were the fountain pen, rifle, sewing machine, paper collar, and burglar and fire alarms.

Yet Hunt, born in 1796, died in poverty, practically unknown.

His paper collar, first designed when cotton became scarce during the American Civil War, was laughed at. But by the beginning of the 20th Century, nearly 40 years after his death, over 400 million were being worn each year in the U.S. alone.

Hunt's lockstitch sewing machine, designed in 1834, was never promoted by Hunt because he feared it would put thousands of seamstresses out of work. He did not have the imagination to see that eventually it would create more jobs than it displaced. Years later, when sewing machines were being sold commercially, Hunt was told it was too late for him to claim the rights to his invention.

Likewise, another inventor is credited with designing the breech-loading, cartridge-firing rifle. Though Hunt invented the rifle, it carries the name of the man who marketed it, Winchester.

Walter Hunt's brilliant mind could have made him rich and famous. Instead, he died broke and disillusioned. Why? Some say that for all his genius Hunt had a tragic flaw, a weakness that haunted him all his life: He lacked the courage of his convictions – lacked faith in himself and his ideas.

[mizanation]

i'm gonna take that one to heart, chicken. thanks.

[Chicken]

another crazy thing about this guy is that he also invented the safety pin.

safety pin! imagine how much you can make if you came up with that today?

he happens to be buried in Green-Wood Cemetery, not too far from you in brooklyn. maybe we should go and check it out sometime.

[lestat]

You're responsible for your own actions, unless you're a celebrity or a politician.

The people you care about most are taken away from you too soon and all the less important ones won't get the F*ck away...

Time spent with friends and family is never wasted. (unless its boring family)

dont trust mapquest... buy a GPS Unit

It is better to do right than to be right

Ideology is unimportant... only thing that matters is what works.

When in doubt, call a professional

Drinking and driving kills. Cab it or find someone to drive you home

making a living is not the same thing as making a life

XTC, Ketamine, and Alcohol dont mix

XTC and Viagra do

if you dont need viagra, dont take does more than 50mg

not all asians know martial arts

[Halifamous]

Stop being a bitch, just talk to her.

1 Colt 45 + 1 Bavaria Strong = just drunk enough to dance.

Study your class notes the same day you take em and you'll never have to study again.

Cash up front, every time.

Indie kids are fuckin annoying, but indie girls love guys that aren't indie guys, so go hit that up.

Take the hardest program that you find interesting in uni. Don't fucking regret it ten years later because you couldn't suck it up for four piddly little years. Don't cop out on your education.

[cultpop 0217]

It is better to do right than to be right

Making a living is not the same thing as making a life

words of wisdom right here.

[lil brown brother]

dont hesitate to ask for directions.....

[arem]

Learn to love yourself, really, before you try to love anyone else.

Learn to be comfortable in your own skin. Work on your flaws, but learn to accept that some things are how they should be and be proud of the things that make you unique.

ANYTHING is worth trying once.

Don't waste energy on negative thoughts or people. Negativity is for losers who too much time feeling sorry for themselves instead of getting shit done. As I've gotten older and my life has gotten busier and my responsibilities greater, I have less and less time to waste on negative thoughts. 9 times out of 10 a positive attitude will help get you the results you are after in the first place.

There is pretty much no good reason to get money out of an ATM after 2AM, it's always going to be spent on something you probably are better off without.

More megapixels aren't necessarily better.

You can never have too much booze or ice.

[Sayword]

I can kind of relate to Halifamous on the taking your education lightly comment.

[newbien]

Study your class notes the same day you take em and you'll never have to study again.

The truth!!! I need to do that more often, failing every exam.

[YoungPunch]

I've learned not to start threads about teabagging on an internet message board....

[zehero]

there's no need to hit any girl. force her down and then hold her down by the back of her head.

no one gets hurt. you don't hit a woman. hopefully she'll calm down.

[Thorns]

Get plenty of calcium. Don't eat it. Just hoard it.

Chivalry.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

Get plenty of calcium. Don't eat it. Just hoard it..

hahaha, nice...

[lilodxd]

great thread!

teach me more, wise SF'ers...