things i've learned over the years...

[mizanation]

similar to what stuckonstupid said, never tell a woman you love her unless you really fucking mean it.

[cheapmuthafukr]

and if you think it wont work, get out as soon as you can.

[mizanation]

and if you think it wont work, get out as soon as you can.

^^^ quoted for absolute truth.

to go along with this...

breaking up with someone sucks, but get over it. your guilt will never make her feel better. get on with your life, it's best for everyone involved.

[cheapmuthafukr]

and dont keep fucking them.

let me repeat....

do not keep fucking them.

[mizanation]

and dont keep fucking them.

let me repeat....

do not keep fucking them.

^^^ truth.

[cuddlysheep]

- be helpful,but becareful when people youre helping starts using you.

- always be greatful for everything

- love is when you want him/her to be happy even if no longer together.

(unless the relationship was a disaster,then he/she can go to hell lol)

- if she cheated before,shell probably cheat on you. dont trust the bitch.

one last thing.

- remember happiness is yours and yours alone! so go get it!

[denimdestroyedmylife]

if someone asks you to pull their finger, don't

if someone asks you to smell their finger, do

[cheapmuthafukr]

on the other hand... not so recent exes can be good for fucking when youre having a dry spell... especially if they dont live in the same city

[mizanation]

all women love to be choked.

[showbiz00ditc]

dont sweat the petty things...

and dont pet the sweaty things

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

all women love to be choked.

Don't know about all, but....

[cheapmuthafukr]

all women love to be choked.

and have thier hair pulled... you have to make sure you get it from the back of thier head tho, and get enough so it doesnt hurt too much.

[percy]

wash hands regularly for better hygiene and health. most viruses are passed by hand contact and then touching your eyes or nose.

[cuddlysheep]

- i will not strike a girl,but i will shake the hell out of her.if she crosses the line.

- vacation is therapy, get away as much as you can.

[showbiz00ditc]

if your fighting or arguing with yur girl and you see her clench her fist...

that means shes ready, clench yurs n knock her one

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

yeah thats pretty true yo. as liberated or as feminist or whatever kinda yackety schmack they claim to be about, they love some good ol' fashioned choke-itude and hair pullery.

how hard, you ask?

well, if you actually like her/care about her, and you are puling and or choking, and when you think you might be doing it too hard...she thinks you are a pussy and wants you to do it harder.

[cuddlysheep]

- very interesting.good words to live by.

yeah thats pretty true yo. as liberated or as feminist or whatever kinda yackety schmack they claim to be about, they love some good ol' fashioned choke-itude and hair pullery.

how hard, you ask?

well, if you actually like her/care about her, and you are puling and or choking, and when you think you might be doing it too hard...she thinks you are a pussy and wants you to do it harder.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

if your fighting or arguing with yur girl and you see her clench her fist...

that means shes ready, clench yurs n knock her one

nah man, that aint too cool at all. you are bigger and stronger and you hold the advantage of being the balls in the relationship. with great power comes great responsibility, and that pretty much negates you beating a bitch up. dont be that guy.

you are allowed to defend yourself, or if the little minx is feeling especially feisty, return blows with an open hand. a hard open hand even, but keep it slappy, scrappy.

[cuddlysheep]

so true..i got another one.

- if shes man enough to punch you,then she should be man enough to get punched in return

if your fighting or arguing with yur girl and you see her clench her fist...

that means shes ready, clench yurs n knock her one

[mizanation]

you can tell how good a girl is in bed by how they dance.

just because a girl dresses and acts sexy doesn't mean she's great in bed. sometimes it's all a frickin' act.

just because a girl is shy, quiet and reserved doesn't mean that she's boring in bed. sometimes it's all a frickin' act.

[mizanation]

you guys are nuts! don't hit girls! there's no need. if you have to hit a girl, that means your game ain't tight.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

you guys are nuts! don't hit girls! there's no need. if you have to hit a girl, that means your game ain't tight.

yeah for real. shit i kind of feel im past the stage in my life where hitting the person im supposed to be "with" would even enter the equation. If shes doing shit that makes you want to hit her, why the fuck are you even having her around? its insane behavior.

[ang_kangkong]

Brush your teeth as often as possible, im talkin like 3 times a day. its worth it.

This goes for those over 30, folks. I don't know what happens, gums start receding after 30. That's where the phrase long in the tooth comes from. The gum recedes, showing exposing more of the teeth. Not purty.

[cheapmuthafukr]

1 kilo= 2.2lbs

1/4 oz= 7grams

[junglejane]

i like to think i still have some years to learn things over.

[DJ_Flame]

1 kilo= 2.2lbs

1/4 oz= 7grams

All around the world today, the Kilo is the measure

Whoever got the kilos got the candy, man!

A kilo is a thousand grams, its easy to remember

You never catch the kid going hand to hand!

All around the world today, the Kilo is the measure

Once you got the funds you got the panties, man!

A Kilo is a thousand grams, its easy to remember

Throughout the 9 to 5 I'm the Handyman, handyman, handyman .....

[cheapmuthafukr]

kiwis are crazy

[lil brown brother]

when playing texas hold em ... if u get pocket aces ...bet so high that their only choice is to go all in .......but dont go all in unless u have to

[showbiz00ditc]

All around the world today, the Kilo is the measure

Whoever got the kilos got the candy, man!

A kilo is a thousand grams, its easy to remember

You never catch the kid going hand to hand!

All around the world today, the Kilo is the measure

Once you got the funds you got the panties, man!

A Kilo is a thousand grams, its easy to remember

Throughout the 9 to 5 I'm the Handyman, handyman, handyman .....

haha stole the words right outta my mouth...my first thought when i read cmfs post also

[chizzua]

and dont keep fucking them.

let me repeat....

do not keep fucking them.

damn.. i fucked up. and i'm still fucking up. :\