the "ask an asian" thread.

[murdered out]

cant see how koreans are the negroes of asia besides being good dancers and being boisterous. The real negroes of asia are what Koreans regard as "dirty" asians. they dont like chicken and hood stuff nearly as much as indonesians and filipinos and they dont get as gutter as cambodians and loastians.

[juliaN.]

on that note

why do the majority of Chinese people suck at dancing, rhythm and soul in general so much...for a culture that has such a long history of...culture, the modern Chinese really suck at a lot of these things.

[wild_whiskey]

they dont like chicken and hood stuff nearly as much as indonesians and filipinos

Dude Korean people fuckin love fried chicken. No doubt about that fact.

I dont know about the Koreans being the "negroes" of asia, seems like an offbase racist comment towards both referred ethnicities but given the source of the comment I'm not surprised.

All ethnic minorities that grow up in metropolitan areas talk hard slang. Its not african american, its street talk. From the asians to the cholos to the blacks, we all speak more or less the same language. If you grew up in LA, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, we speak it in real life with our homies in private but we can turn it off and on when we are in a corporate setting or with white people.

In general, most white people can't talk street slang.

As a white dude, no doubt I only stick to vernacular that feels natural to me (mostly southern California dialect) and it would sounds pretty stupid if I tried to speak in Ebonics or another street dialect.

I grew up in a metropolitan area and I'm aware of the slang and vernacular among all ethnic minorities. Its compounded by the fact that all of the people I know who did come from a minority or poor background all type in fairly normal speech when using the intarwebs (except when talking about drugs), while those who go out of their way to use black slang online (and this is all anecdotal) come across as affected and unnatural, given their financial positions and/or lifestyles. I'm trying hard to avoid using the word "nerd," but umm.. yea. You guys have X-thousand posts on a forum for "global shopping experts." Just sayin...

[juliaN.]

lol

*insert King of Pop popcorn clip*

nerd, unnatural, affected, yep i got my hand raised for all three and no shame about it at all.

[Guest jmatsu]

All ethnic minorities that grow up in metropolitan areas talk hard slang. Its not african american, its street talk. From the asians to the cholos to the blacks, we all speak more or less the same language. If you grew up in LA, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, we speak it in real life with our homies in private but we can turn it off and on when we are in a corporate setting or with white people.

In general, most white people can't talk street slang.

spot on.

it seems somewhat natural that alot of nonback kids speak what many would consider ebonics. products of environments.

just how like i met this one asian ho who was adopted by white family from the south. she was just a twinky who had a heavy southern accent. didn't even know her ethnicity and how to cook rice.

[Guest jmatsu]

As a white dude, no doubt I only stick to vernacular that feels natural to me (mostly southern California dialect) and it would sounds pretty stupid if I tried to speak in Ebonics or another street dialect.

I grew up in a metropolitan area and I'm aware of the slang and vernacular among all ethnic minorities. Its compounded by the fact that all of the people I know who did come from a minority or poor background all type in fairly normal speech when using the intarwebs (except when talking about drugs), while those who go out of their way to use black slang online (and this is all anecdotal) come across as affected and unnatural, given their financial positions and/or lifestyles. I'm trying hard to avoid using the word "nerd," but umm.. yea. You guys have X-thousand posts on a forum for "global shopping experts." Just sayin...

u can't really judge cause you don't know the backgrounds of the members you are attempting to judge. don't see why people in your percieved "given financial positions and/or lifestyle" who are apparently using "black" slang online would come across as unnatural...

[6ixes&7evens]

spot on.

it seems somewhat natural that alot of nonback kids speak what many would consider ebonics. products of environments.

just how like i met this one asian ho who was adopted by white family from the south. she was just a twinky who had a heavy southern accent. didn't even know her ethnicity and how to cook rice.

i met an asian chick like this shit was fuckin weird like some straight outta twilight zone shit she was like im chinese so i said a phrase and she looked at me with the most depressing face ever and said "I cant speak chinese"

[Guest jmatsu]

i met an asian chick like this shit was fuckin weird like some straight outta twilight zone shit she was like im chinese so i said a phrase and she looked at me with the most depressing face ever and said "I cant speak chinese"

nah that shit is mad common. asian american who don't speak mothertongues is typical. bitch i met didn't even know her ethnic background.

[sushijerk]

on that note

why do the majority of Chinese people suck at dancing, rhythm and soul in general so much...for a culture that has such a long history of...culture, the modern Chinese really suck at a lot of these things.

Our long history of culture was 5000 years of isolationism and stagnation. Not to mention whatever was achieved was wiped clean by the cultural revolution.

[freecat]

hum good thread to ask a stupid question. do any one know about chinese girl coming to europe to study ? like all the chinese in my class are studying machines and look retarded (the chicks are ugly, especially this albinos one, she doesn't even look human and always wear the same shirt with motivational bullshit written in engrish) except this one cute chinese who seem to sort of like me. her name is like Yi Wen Xu or something... i guess it helps a lot.

but hum if it's hopeless i'll concentrate my effort on this norwegian redhead friend of mine.

[6ixes&7evens]

hum good thread to ask a stupid question. do any one know about chinese girl coming to europe to study ? like all the chinese in my class are studying machines and look retarded (the chicks are ugly, especially this albinos one, she doesn't even look human and always wear the same shirt with motivational bullshit written in engrish) except this one cute chinese who seem to sort of like me. her name is like Yi Wen Xu or something... i guess it helps a lot.

but hum if it's hopeless i'll concentrate my effort on this norwegian redhead friend of mine.

you better jump on it before western influence quickly takes over her

[juliaN.]

i met an asian chick like this shit was fuckin weird like some straight outta twilight zone shit she was like im chinese so i said a phrase and she looked at me with the most depressing face ever and said "I cant speak chinese"

nah this shit is common even amongst the Bananarama chicks in Chinaland

the specimen jmatsu mentioned was really fascinating though...asian ho only asian on surface but everything else is country suuuuthern, man I gotta see that for myself.

would never marry a chinese woman, but if i do, it better be one who has lived for long time in Jamaica or knows how to make fried chicken and collard greens.

[Guest jmatsu]

nah this shit is common even amongst the Bananarama chicks in Chinaland

the specimen jmatsu mentioned was really fascinating though...asian ho only asian on surface but everything else is country suuuuthern, man I gotta see that for myself.

would never marry a chinese woman, but if i do, it better be one who has lived for long time in Jamaica or knows how to make fried chicken and collard greens.

did you know that chinese-jamaicans own(?) or at east owned studio one?? crazy!

[freecat]

i really don't think it will. they all live together and partying/shopping/european acculturation are all words that aren't in their stupid electronic dictionary thingy. i've never heard words from her that made any sense but laugh so hard that she gets even cuter. i wish she could speak english. for now i'll see if relationship with person of the other gender is in her electronic dictionary but i don't think it is...

[evisu 2000]

would never marry a chinese woman, but if i do, it better be one who has lived for long time in Jamaica or knows how to make fried chicken and collard greens.

forreals. another prerequiste is her parents have gone to the moon or she needs to be adopted by non chinee.

[Guest jmatsu]

taiwan girls not too bad though. don't know if would marry, but would bone (again).

[juliaN.]

taiwanese girls go overboard on the cutesy shit. Look at the pop sensations from there, in their 30s and still on some faux-kawaii tip.

singaporean girls look like they know how to get down based on some homemade pornos widely available on the net. They seem more adept than Chinese, at least. However I heard they are backstabbers and hypocrites.

[evisu 2000]

jamaicans don't eat fried chicken and collard greens.

i mean they do, but they don't.

[neptunecitylocal]

wtf i am not a dirty asian.

[Guest jmatsu]

taiwanese girls go overboard on the cutesy shit. Look at the pop sensations from there, in their 30s and still on some faux-kawaii tip.

singaporean girls look like they know how to get down based on some homemade pornos widely available on the net. They seem more adept than Chinese, at least. However I heard they are backstabbers and hypocrites.

i kinda dated this one hk bitch like 10 years ago. was good. she was loyal and was decent at sucking dick. she part timed at a jap ramen shop and brought me good all the time. would date bang a hk bitch again. chinese bitches from all their countries be like hot or ugs. no middle ground like jap bitches..

[Guest jmatsu]

wtf i am not a dirty asian.

what u talking about? what r u again?

[neptunecitylocal]

cant see how koreans are the negroes of asia besides being good dancers and being boisterous. The real negroes of asia are what Koreans regard as "dirty" asians. they dont like chicken and hood stuff nearly as much as indonesians and filipinos and they dont get as gutter as cambodians and loastians.

sorry forgot to quote.

i'm laotian.

[juliaN.]

jamaicans don't eat fried chicken and collard greens.

i mean they do, but they don't.

yeah that's why i wrote either/or. I mean of course, BOTH would be the ideal scenario.

jmats that is a curious history you have described. don't think i have ever actually fucked around with a pure local...even in HK most of my trysts limited to the mainland Chinese persuasion who have immigrated down south. and I hear from a lot of red-blooded acquaintances that they are ditching HK bitches and switching to mainland as well.

I think the "HK girl" is a species on the brink of extinction if this trend keeps up. And for good reason, they brought it upon themselves.

[Guest jmatsu]

neptunelaosgirl:

yeah i assume not, cause u have a computer and shit. so u must have an abode...unless u homeless and b getting your sufu on via internet cafe.

[evisu 2000]

oh i thought you said and

when i read that sentance my eyes were already half closed and my hand in my pants

[Guest jmatsu]

yeah that's why i wrote either/or. I mean of course, BOTH would be the ideal scenario.

jmats that is a curious history you have described. don't think i have ever actually fucked around with a pure local...even in HK most of my trysts limited to the mainland Chinese persuasion who have immigrated down south. and I hear from a lot of red-blooded acquaintances that they are ditching HK bitches and switching to mainland as well.

I think the "HK girl" is a species on the brink of extinction if this trend keeps up. And for good reason, they brought it upon themselves.

fade,

don't even really know about that one bitch i was involved with. just knew what she told me. cause i met mad chinese speaking people who front about being BAR hk. like this one lady who does my bitch's nails. she say she from hk, but her employee say she just b some vietkonger bitch.

when i used to travel to hk, honestly i didn't know the difference. you being a local would. i just wanted to bang.

[6ixes&7evens]

any of ya'll other asians enjoy traditional country bumpkin asian food? i fucking love that shit that shits soothin

[Guest jmatsu]

any of ya'll other asians enjoy traditional country bumpkin asian food? i fucking love that shit that shits soothin

what do you mean? like what?

[evisu 2000]

it's all about shanghainese food man

[neptunecitylocal]

i dun like sticky rice after it gets cold.