Random Thoughts...

[whitney]

what if they use hand sanitizer afterwards?

naw..doesn't make sense. if u got water and soap there for free why not wash your hands instead of using hand sanitizer? even if they don't know that its less effective wouldn't they save it for times when they don't got water and soap but need clean hands?

its nice to give pple the benefit of doubt tho

i don't shake hands anymore, if i have to for face i will but immediately wash hands after first chance i get.

[mrip]

i was in a public bathroom with no dividers between urinals

two fobs were talking

this was the situation

x o x

o was a free urinal

they were talking and looking at each other

it was mad awkward

i just waited for them to finish

[billy.]

me and my friend justin stopped by wawa on our way down to some party.

he went in the bathroom before me cause i had to go to the atm.

as i walk in some weird overweight nerdy guy comes out and i get a weird vibe.

justin is like "bro i gotta tell u some shit" so i think that weird dude just looked at his dick while pissing.

turns out justin was looking in the mirror and could see the dude pissing. but his dick was so long that justin could see it from behind

[Guest on-display]

im thinking about taking a year off school. good or bad idea?

[sawn-off chef]

good idea imo, lets you straighten shit out and clear your head!

[newaesthetic]

i'm taking a year off and i think it was a good idea. not succumbing to the whole "love a usual paycheque thing"; still want school, but know my head wasn't in it lately. Need to refocus.

holy fuck today could have been far more awkward than it turned out to be. good thing it was only her sister who came home early.

[mrip]

[Guest on-display]

the kid from christmas story became a director and is debuting his first film "couples retreat" . lol guess thats the end of that

[azn8oi]

im thinking about taking a year off school. good or bad idea?

good idea imo, lets you straighten shit out and clear your head!

Honestly, I basically took a year off of school by studying abroad, just studying Chinese. No real pressure and most days were focused on doing whatever I wanted to do.

If you can better yourself while you're off of school, then why not? If you're sitting around smoking all day, well, shit.

[Lucas]

i never use urinals. ever.

[sawn-off chef]

fuck urinals, always and awkward concept, and i hate how many fucking creeps break the one urinal between 2 guys concept, like they want to cuddle up or some shit.

and azn8oi: i am currently taking a year off, just working at odin and making connections/learning more about the industry and it's probably the best decisions i've made for my future!

[Leonard Leroy]

Mom, dad, I wonder if you realize you just made me again.

That story was amazing.

[salaryman]

Guys not using urinals is sacrilege.

My friend has a couple in his house.

One of those and a Japanese robot ass washing, drying, deodorizing, massage giving, better-than-your-girl-friend-at-everything-but-baking-cookies, thats the good life.

[Analog]

Does it analyze your stool to recommend dietary supplements?

[salaryman]

no, it turns it into a travel size body lotion that smells like if cake, money, roses, and champagne had a baby.

[DüM]

sup salary

[Analog]

Jesus

[salaryman]

no, better.

[Analog]

*pshhh* chocolatté pleeez

[salaryman]

in fact I used to refer to the machine in my go to stall at work as Judy Jetson because it was so talented.

sup DÃœM

[Akira]

I know Ed Hardy's "Structured" water is old news but I saw this poem and had a WTF moment...

Water rains down from the heavens, from Clouds to Raindrops

Water provides life to all flowering plants, without which man would not exist

Water covers most of the world, and provides life to all alike

Water is the source of Agriculture, without which civilization would not have occurred

Water is always in a state of equilibrium and movement, always transmuting from gas to liquid to solid

Water is the lifeblood of all living things, without it there would be no life on Earth

Water is the matrix of life, binding us to all living things and the Earth

Water is Ed Hardy Water.

That's some deep shit, bro

[Lendo]

i am sitting in my cab leeching someone's wireless. drinking coffee, and watching the pretty girls walk around near campus. good times.

[icandunkonu]

i need the cassette playa X nike sportswear varsity in the worst way

[icandunkonu]

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[bill]

i need the cassette playa X nike sportswear varsity in the worst way

call the nike sportswear store?

[icandunkonu]

i'm fairly sure it hasn't dropped yet

[Magsåvningsreserven]

how much for the varsity, i'm a silly twit

[crissyw]

i want to buy some clothings but i dont know what to buy for under 300$

[Sayword]

Kirsten has never been more fuckable.

[sistersuzie]

What I wouldn't give right now for a sand bed and the sun for garment, a nice blunt that never extinguishes...

What can i exchange?

In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.