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remember when detective torres died?

i cried, and then i stopped watching the show.

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fuck you verizon, you made me spend my entire day inside, waiting for your fucking technician, i call you up SIX FUCKING HOURS LATER to find out why you have yet to come and set up my fucking internet and this is my fucking answer: your appointment was canceled. WHAT THE FUCK?

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remember when detective torres died?

i cried, and then i stopped watching the show.

yeah I remember.

but riddle me this,

who do you think would win in a fight,

torres and JC,

jimmy smits and sipowicz,

chris tucker and a one armed jackie chan,

eddie murphy and woddy harrelson,

bruce willis and samuel L,

or mel gibson and danny glover?????

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damn....i pick the ninja turtles and splinter and april and kc jones.

thats DIVERSITY.

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damn....i pick the ninja turtles and splinter and april and kc jones.

thats DIVERSITY.

I'mmmmmm sorry,

correct answer was optimus prime and the rat king.

we were looking for: "It's you and me megatron."

but thanks for playing "you're a bastard child of the 90s."

here's an imitation k.cobain flannel and some jncos for your troubles.

oh, what the hell, johnny, let's give her that bulls starter jacket too.

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I hate radio shack.

the only reason they're still alive is because a few polish grandmothers haven't yet figured out the internet exists.

You know, the sad thing is that radio shack used to serve a purpose and still could. I can't tell you the number of times I've been to radio shack looking for something that they should have but don't: replacement xbox 1 video cable, PCI ethernet card, 8GB USB flash drive (they ran out of that size), a particular RCA->coaxial cable converter, 6.5536MHz oscillator crystals, a potentiometer, etc

At one time radio shack had all KINDS of useful stuff like breadboard components, ham radio equipment, all kinds of TV wiring, you name it. Now they're just a glorified cell phone store.

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I'mmmmmm sorry,

correct answer was optimus prime and the rat king.

we were looking for: "It's you and me megatron."

but thanks for playing "you're a bastard child of the 90s."

here's an imitation k.cobain flannel and some jncos for your troubles.

oh, what the hell, johnny, let's give her that bulls starter jacket too.

leave me along with my flintstones stamp and smurfs cereal bowl, osh kosh b gosh and la gear, ok!!!

:(

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goin at it like how? in a good way? cuz i luh suze.

Talk to us about this "Love" feeling. :)

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i went to radioshack when i was in LA to get a power adaptor and the sales dork looked at me like i was a retard saying "why would we have that, nobody needs that" hey dweeb im standing here asking for one

I would have looked him in the eye and yelled, "ARE YOU SURE? THINK THIS ONE OVER RIGHT NOW."

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I just had Nong Shim ramen (not the normal big bowl, but the Spicy Noodle Soup kind) for the first time. It was delicious. It had all sorts of freeze dried goodies in it. Tasty.

Then I got weirded out after I ate it when I started thinking about the reconstituted fish pieces...

i always throw the dried veggies away before i add the water

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i took the how big is your dick app on facebook and got 12 inches(unerect). nobody else i know got 12 inches. i feel special
I got that 12 inch too.

I wouldn't want my dick to be twelve inches when non-erect. (0)

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I have a crush on common

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i realise i punctuate my sentences with 'fuck', i should learn to fucking stop that

i should stop cursing all together. drink like a sailor and curse like one too. (6)

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yeah I remember.

but riddle me this,

who do you think would win in a fight,

torres and JC,

jimmy smits and sipowicz,

chris tucker and a one armed jackie chan,

eddie murphy and woddy harrelson,

bruce willis and samuel L,

or mel gibson and danny glover?????

Why you gotta chop off my main man's arm for?

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I need to evaluate my drinking with a question for you guys, so I can compare my answer to yours'

how many drinks do you usually have if you just chill and drink alone in your room?

1 drink = 1.5 oz hard liquor (~shot), 1 beer, or 1 glass of wine.

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