Random Thoughts...

[Thorns]

After a couple drinks tonight my stomach was killing me. Happened a few other nights earlier in the year, it's beginning to piss me off since it's hindering me from getting drunk.

Maybe I did some permanent damage. I need a steel stomach again. I won't be satisfied until then. Anyone else go through this? Sufu professional drinkers, I need your advice.

Welcome to getting older. Happens to me every night. Next time right before you go out chug down a pepcid AC and one of those pepto bismal tablets.

Fucking miracle drugs.

[Vs Toto]

beef (2:00:28 AM): BRB IM GONNA TRY AND JERK OFF WHILE IM HIGH

lab (2:00:49 AM): OK

lab (2:00:59 AM): MAKE SURE TO CLEAN THAT PHOTO OF WINQ WHEN U R DONE

[Lucas]

Waiting for the postman this morning is killing me.

Must have looked out the window about 50 11 times.

EDIT: Nvm der go that ma fucca right now.

[Harry Sledge]

Happy I saw my baby go swimming today...felt proud watching her show off.

[selective beef]

that corned beef is one helluva character

[junglejane]

EVERYONE lS WINNER!!!!

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

[tangerine]

0.3 metres

[Guest Phrost]

how the hell do you go forward?

[chantheman]

can i be bailed out by the government too?

[billy.]

EVERYONE lS WINNER!!!!

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

jane.

what are you doing

don't you know the evil that is qwop

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=65081

people have died in that thread.

[lerrr]

qwop is one helluva tricky game. I've never had so much fun losing a game.

[junglejane]

hahahah

I love QWOP.

[dolly]

oh damn, i wish neg rep you would like to appeal or share still existed.

[2000dB]

wtf is wrong with uni teachers. they're the flakiest people ever.

teacher 1 just keeps lowering the requirements for the final project which fucked my head up and now I can't work. don't make that shit too easy bitch!

teacher 2 asks us to email her our choices for the final essay (due tomorrow) as soon as we can. I send it like 14h after the class ended which was pretty fucking quick and she only replied today with something vague as fuck.

uni is a half assed run business. fuuuuuuuuuuck.

[ProfMonnitoff]

cotton duck voodoo doll?

[Down In Albion]

pickin on a kid mate? fuckin ell. PICKIN ON A FUCKING KID WAS YA?

[dino might]

^^explain

what your body is telling you is that you've built up some sort of bowel-related problem with alcohol. I have similar issues that stem from allergies I have (wheat, diary) and when I drink too much beer, my stomach turns really sour, and sometimes I have awful bowel issues. Horrible stomach aches, bad shits, etc. Obviously part of that is just beer shits, but since I'm ingesting liquid wheat, I'm doing more than just a number on my stomach. I'm causing my body to rebel. What your body may be doing is similar.

I say get allergy tested because a wheat allergy is extremely common. And its not limited to beer, happens when I have mixed drinks or straight liquor as well.

^truth.

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[brohymn]

[tangerine]

I am Iron Man.

[Thorns]

^^"the truth is... the truth is... I am iron man"

[e0d9n0b5]

^^explain

^truth.

e032ri2-03urejfwp is a genious

haha don't be so fast! its from fuk.co.uk - my new favorite website

[sushijerk]

So my dad calls out of the blue today and says that the stock market has really taken a huge chunk of our his and my moms savings. I kinda knew this but what really killed me was when he said that he had always hoped to leave me some money when he died, but at this rate it looks like he and my mom will need everything just to retire (and probably not as early as they thought). He said he was sorry.

I think this was the saddest i've ever felt after a phone call, and it had nothing to do with money.

[mrip]

[Guest Phrost]

<3

[ProfMonnitoff]

my main stock (30% of portfolio) took a 9% hit today. was at 72 before the crash began, is at 49 now

[Thorns]

my main stock (30% of portfolio) took a 9% hit today. was at 72 before the crash began, is at 49 now

...diversify?

[villain]

...diversify?

your bonds nigga?

[newaesthetic]

oh damn, i wish neg rep you would like to appeal or share still existed.

Technically that kinda thing falls into this thread, no?

DISH!

Random thought: When a girl who's a perfectly natural size decides she needs to go on the coke diet, and the thing that suffers most? The rack is decimated. For shame. Girl I fooled around with a few years ago looked great and now I feel like I'm looking at pancakes if I'm unfortunate enough to see a braless down-shirt pic.

Wait, scratch the pancake thing; pancakes are delicious .

[chronoaug]

Dammit i'm hungry still. Needs foods!

edit: Ok. Baked lays sour cream n onion and diet a&w cream soda is doin' things now.

double edit: Fuck! Now i'm 80% through the bag. Dammit i'm fat

final edit: Ok. Now they're gone. My stomach kinda hurts and i feel bloated. Fuck

[e0d9n0b5]

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