superconfessional

[cinderella]

Make her waffles using this:

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/sku7648751/index.cfm?pkey=cwaffle-bread-makers

Instant girlfriend

[chronoaug]

I actually forgot completely. hahaha. You have to remind me when you do shows. I'm knee deep in not doing my homework right now. Fuck. I have to start this eventually.

dolly- Jeep and i are already on that panty soaking breakfast tip, don't worry

[jeepster]

I actually forgot completely. hahaha. You have to remind me when you do shows. I'm knee deep in not doing my homework right now. Fuck. I have to start this eventually.

dolly- Jeep and i are already on that panty soaking breakfast tip, don't worry

I was thinking about some other hor d'oeuvres that kopp Box, and I remembered - Pecorino with pears, squeeze some lemon on top and add a dash of pepper. Instant clothing removal. Add a bottle of wine and you are guaranteed a happy ending.

[chronoaug]

Put down some plastic on your couch/dining room chairs as she's most definitely leaving a lil snail trail after that

[samsikle]

fz_QdxthOpo

confession: bi's new album is kind of catchy.

[cinderella]

I'm not dolly

It's a SPECIAL waffle maker, just looking at it is making me crazy. I WANT ONE

[poly800rock]

After spending a weekend in the hospital due to a heart attack, a weekend during which no one comes to visit/answer their cells for some company, I am discharged and come home to piles of procrastinated Calc and US History homework as well as a messy ass house that needs some love. Luckily prof canceled class, but the work still has to be uploaded before noon. Blah.

heart attack? damn, how old are you?

[cinderella]

I was thinking about some other hor d'oeuvres that kopp Box, and I remembered - Pecorino with pears, squeeze some lemon on top and add a dash of pepper. Instant clothing removal. Add a bottle of wine and you are guaranteed a happy ending.

I am imagining you serving that right now, on fancy white plates that are square with the lemon all artistically drizzled around the salad, except you are in a shitty, tiny dorm room and the girl is sitting on the edge of your bed. TRU ROMANCE

[branespload]

heart attack? damn, how old are you?

underdeveloped heart x asthma x socal fires = my du solix in the hospital :[

[dismalfuture]

god damn. heart attack plus AP Calc homework right after. I thought I had it bad, now I feel like an asshole for feeling sorry for myself. sheeeeeeeit.

[poly800rock]

......errrr nevermind

[High Monika]

Make her waffles using this:

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/sku7648751/index.cfm?pkey=cwaffle-bread-makers

Instant girlfriend

dolly- Jeep and i are already on that panty soaking breakfast tip, don't worry

I'm not dolly

Just wanted to make sure everyone saw this. Again. I still don't understand the confusion since Dolly's s/n is... ya know... Dolly.

[chronoaug]

l DO WHAT I WANT, OK?

[Solix]

heart attack? damn, how old are you?

18.

god damn. heart attack plus AP Calc homework right after. I thought I had it bad, now I feel like an asshole for feeling sorry for myself. sheeeeeeeit.

It's actually calculus for biology. I'm in college, Food Science major.

Oh, and I have a mini-midterm today (that's just as accumulative as a regular midterm, just with less weight)! Weeee!

[NatseOklim]

Who knew breakfast could initiate a wide on, I make a mean omlette.

[dismalfuture]

Well, I make a habit of making breakfast for the girls I like. And as of the past couple days, I can now honestly say that every woman that has ever been with me wants to come back to me later on, so I must not be a complete shithead.

[e0d9n0b5]

l DO WHAT I WANT, OK?

i'm with you on this. if that isnt her name, we'll make it her name.

[sistersuzie]

everybody knows the difference between dolly and cinderella, dolly is dating halifamous

cinderella is playing in the fields

[chronoaug]

Is homi hittin' dat white toronto gurl ass? I hope so. DO IT, BOY!

[Guest Phrost]

dismal dolly i've never made breakfast for a girl. only person i've made breakfast for was my mother

8 AM open my eyes

Yeah kick my bitch tell her open the blinds

And I'm, over the stove at 9

Yeah I'm cookin breakfast for the block then I let her cook mine (weezy immaculate conception)

[jeepster]

I am imagining you serving that right now, on fancy white plates that are square with the lemon all artistically drizzled around the salad, except you are in a shitty, tiny dorm room and the girl is sitting on the edge of your bed. TRU ROMANCE

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[e0d9n0b5]

anybody who wants to spearhead that unban simpboi movement just copy paste my sig!

[billy.]

He Got Banned (sportsfreak) Concepts???

[e0d9n0b5]

He Got Banned (sportsfreak) Concepts???

no i am just spearheading the movement for when he is(inevitable concept)

[billy.]

we should make the unban simp thread.

and get banned before he gets banned. (psychic concepts)

[e0d9n0b5]

we should make the unban simp thread.

and get banned before he gets banned. (psychic concepts)

i'm going to quote this post in the 'next level shit' thread, brb

[jeepster]

we should make the unban simp thread.

and get banned before he gets banned. (psychic concepts)

i'm going to quote this post in the 'next level shit' thread, brb

(I think we all know where this (meta) concept is going (meta))

[artificialsky]

no i am just spearheading the movement for when he is(inevitable concept)

wow. unbelievably meta.

[azn8oi]

I want some cashews.

[artificialsky]

step off my cashews u chink!