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tonight:

i walked away from a warm bed with a hot girl in it

i saw my brother wasted for the first time in a long time

i found $20

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I am so high off of the best weed I've ever had.

I copped several feels of several breasts today.

Picked up A GRIP of jawnz today.

I didn't even have to use my AK

I gota say today was a good day

you can't say hella you silly so cal boy

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I know absolutely nothing about suits and need to buy one... and don't where to look or what to look for or who to ask about it.

I need something versatile and more formal rather than professional. haha jesus i have no idea what the hell im talking about

are there any suit threads on superfuture???

I just need at least one nice one in my wardrobe before I graduate in the spring :(

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well... i just seperated with my bf after 2 years of being together.

honestly, i don't know what i'm doing.

on one hand, i feel glad but i can't stop thinking of him.

worst thing is, he's flying down in a few days time to visit me and we talked about the separation over the phone last night.

nothing actually happened. no fights or anything. we just realised we needed to move on and maybe one day we might get back together.

i guess i should be glad that its going to end peacefully and we're going to be good friends.

i'm going to make the "last" 3 days of our time together memorable.

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well... i just seperated with my bf after 2 years of being together.

honestly, i don't know what i'm doing.

on one hand, i feel glad but i can't stop thinking of him.

worst thing is, he's flying down in a few days time to visit me and we talked about the separation over the phone last night.

nothing actually happened. no fights or anything. we just realised we needed to move on and maybe one day we might get back together.

i guess i should be glad that its going to end peacefully and we're going to be good friends.

i'm going to make the "last" 3 days of our time together memorable.

ewwwwwwww

:o

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did he beat you

beat me as in him having another girl already? no.

i don't want him back or anything. i just need someone to help me go through the winter. the past three years have been pretty easy cause i had him.

this is my first winter alone in holland :(:(:(

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I've slept a total of maybe 4-5 hours per night for the last two weeks, due to a million shifts at work and assignments, and I just got home from a shift and realized that I've gone into a weird insomniac delirium. It's like I just totally space out half way through something...like I was on the phone and I suddenly totally forgot that I was talking to anyone. I was putting toast into the toaster and I just sort of...stopped and was like: I have no idea why I'm holding this bread. It's like there's a fader light switch attached to my brain.....or like I'm turning into a sixty year old pot head. Trippy, man, trippy...

Oooh hoo hoooo!!!

I always like it when it goes like this, it allll goes soooooo weird then....

Am generally very funny and hyperactive aswell when it happens....

oooooooooohhhhh....

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well... i just seperated with my bf after 2 years of being together.

honestly, i don't know what i'm doing.

on one hand, i feel glad but i can't stop thinking of him.

worst thing is, he's flying down in a few days time to visit me and we talked about the separation over the phone last night.

nothing actually happened. no fights or anything. we just realised we needed to move on and maybe one day we might get back together.

i guess i should be glad that its going to end peacefully and we're going to be good friends.

i'm going to make the "last" 3 days of our time together memorable.

this the dude you kept a chastity belt on for while he was away for like half a year?

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wow

Ambien is the weirdest sleep aide ever

I passed out pretty cold around 1. Bolted awake when someone texted me around 3, proceeded to be completely whacked for the next hour, finally passed out at 4, and slept through my alarms till exactly 11.

weird.

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i dont like ambien

i always have some valium on hand mainly for flights

I take xanax on flights, but I found some Ambien in my kitbag last night and I hadn't really slept in the preceeding 72 hours (maybe 5-6 hours tops), so my body was pretty outta-sync with my normal sleep patterns and I figured a sleep aide would put me back on the straight n narrow to bed. Didn't do the trick like I wanted it too. I still feel kinda stoned in fact.

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The worst thing about ambien is the hangover the next day. Nevermind all the retarded, probably illegal, and more than likely 100% immoral shit you probably did 8 hours before you came to.

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The worst thing about ambien is the hangover the next day. Nevermind all the retarded, probably illegal, and more than likely 100% immoral shit you probably did 8 hours before you came to.

I know I was textin this girl, haven't checked the long. And someone called me and I had a short-albeit loud (my roommate was still dead asleep though) conversation in Spanish. Maybe that was a dream?

gotta look @ my phone later (if I can find it?)

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xanax takes care of a lot of things. and by taking care of i mean pushing off until you come to. but by then its time to get more xanax.

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xanax takes care of a lot of things. and by taking care of i mean pushing off until you come to. but by then its time to get more xanax.

I took something like 4 on my last flight (to London Heathrow), and I was sitting on an isle seat, and every time the stewardess would come past with the trolley, she's bump right into my leg, I'd wake up, but I wouldn't feel anything.

The next day and for the proceeding 7 days after (in two separate countries), I could barely walk, and somehow I traversed most of London and Paris having had my leg repeatedly destroyed over the course of a 6.5 hour flight. The joint area was black and blue for almost a month afterwards.

xanax is one hell of a drug.

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weirdest good/bad dreams last night..

I feel horrible about the first dream because in it I was flirting and hooking with my my friend's girl right in front of him.. totally felt like a dickhead when I woke up

but my second dream was weird. heidi klum and alessandra ambrosio..

at the same time..

and then seal came in and kicked my out of the house and threw a a huge blue vase at my head..

third and last dream took place at night in nyc.. I was walking around with a friend and these two cops harassed us, gave us tickets, took our money then took my weed..

then I cried.

the end.

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minou did he not satisfy that ass?

yes he did. oh wait, maybe not towards the end. lol

this the dude you kept a chastity belt on for while he was away for like half a year?

and yes, was him.

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Last night I was going to take this chick out clubbing and wanted to be a little toasted by the time I arrived. She came over, we drank, I drank and smoked, then called a cab. By the time the cab arrived I was too faded to go out. As it turns out, if you smoke two bowls and down a bottle of Hypnotiq, and throw back a Honey Weiss or two, you probably wont be in tip top shape.

It all worked out though because I let her pretend she was taking advantage of me. I am slightly creeped out that me not being able to push her away turned her on so much.

By creeped out mean equally turned on.

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SWbz07ukbIo



I get stopped on the streets because people think I'm him. This fucking guy is from Memphis, is 29 years old, and acts like a 16 yo CWG.

The next time this happens again, I will take advantage of the situation, and bring out my inner CWG to impressive those Taiwanese bitches.

k.
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SWbz07ukbIo

I get stopped on the streets because people think I'm him. This fucking guy is from Memphis, is 29 years old, and acts like a 16 yo CWG.

The next time this happens again, I will take advantage of the situation, and bring out my inner CWG to impressive those Taiwanese bitches.

k.

why does the hostess have a man's voice?

hostess with the mostest (penis) concept?

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