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A welcome departure from Japanese-induced fake cuteness syndrome, I say.

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i always imagined her as a girl that wouldn't shave her armpits...

i don't like that but it kinda turned me on

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i used to get so orange when i got alot of sun. in a few pics i look like a guido. i wish my parents would take that picture down.

i think my all white sk8 hi's are nice. common projects dont look that much better to me.

i used to want to be a rapper.

on that note i rewound the house episode where the new hot girl doc does girl on girl at least 10 times. so glad i have dvr.

oh and i want to look at sistersuzies pics and imagine girl on girl(nostalker)

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It all worked out though because I let her pretend she was taking advantage of me. I am slightly creeped out that me not being able to push her away turned her on so much.

By creeped out mean equally turned on.

That's really hot, let us know if this turns into a sub/dom thing.

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ah i don't like hairy armpits either. But, I'd go over it if I had the change to be with her haha.

The benefits of never hitting puberty is the lack of armpit hair.

BOOYAH

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the disadvantages include a squeaky voice and a micropenis

You gotta micromanage when you're doing you're thing. It's really more of a rescue mission.

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i thought it didnt have to go with puberty, but more with the fact of being azn? no? (10)

your 1300th post was in superconfessional making fun of azn penises (4.9999999999)

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im either better looking that usual today or just narcissistic

i spent like 30 minutes today looking in the mirror and admiring my facial features

ive never done this before i think

You are showing early symptoms of HFS, or Halifamous Syndrome…

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im either better looking that usual today or just narcissistic

i spent like 30 minutes today looking in the mirror and admiring my facial features

ive never done this before i think

PatrickBateman.jpg

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im either better looking that usual today or just narcissistic

i spent like 30 minutes today looking in the mirror and admiring my facial features

ive never done this before i think

yo beard growing ?

i can't tell how long i've slept tonight (+ narrowest bed ever + tallest girl ever), from 0 to 3 hours probably... now i'm in front of the computer, close my eyes, have this thing like when you wake up from dreaming you fell off a cliff, and get back to writing my message.

no school tomorrow, fortunately.

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things are getting worse back

home on the farm.

after years of inbreeding, the pigs are turning violent.

and the pig-shield around the house is wearing thin.

where did u find the diary and does it smell like bacon?

it might be too late.

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I am planning my current paper-writing schedule around a sample sale.

:(

I am also sitting in the library giggling at the titles of these 18th c english crime pamphlets I'm studying:

"Relation of the most remarkable proceedings at the late assizes at Northampton Conteyning truely and fully, the tryals, confessions, and execution of a most mischievous vvitch, notorious high-way-man, barbarous murderess."

This title goes on for another paragraph.

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After spending a weekend in the hospital due to a heart attack, a weekend during which no one comes to visit/answer their cells for some company, I am discharged and come home to piles of procrastinated Calc and US History homework as well as a messy ass house that needs some love. Luckily prof canceled class, but the work still has to be uploaded before noon. Blah.

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omgsocute!

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omgsocute!

HEY BET YOU WERE UPSET SINCE THERE WAS NO SHOW TONIGHT

BET YA WERE

I WAS TOTALLY GONNA PLAY BOYZ II MEN TOO

AND BLACK MOSES

bet you were disappointed.

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