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I want some cashews.
eerrrbody in the mood for some nutssssssss !
step off my cashews u chink!

I'm gonna go buy some cashews tomorrow.

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everybody knows the difference between dolly and cinderella, dolly is dating halifamous

cinderella is playing in the fields

dolly cinderella clopek and hali need to be in some four way (interchangable concept) relationship.

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I actually really enjoyed Role Models

"Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs. "

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attempting to "study" on your bed is a really, really bad idea.

studying anywhere where you can get on superfuture is a bad idea.. reminds me, i should study for my french test :o it was supposed to be today, i hadn't touched the chapter at all once. thank god my professor postponed it.

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I just found a load of embarrassingly weird stuff that I wrote between the ages of fourteen and sixteen, including this massively boring screenplay about a man who dials the wrong number, apologizes and then hangs up. It a suspense film.

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I just found a load of embarrassingly weird stuff that I wrote between the ages of fourteen and sixteen, including this massively boring screenplay about a man who dials the wrong number, apologizes and then hangs up. It a suspense film.

please make a thread

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It's so lame though.

free association, january 2005:

cat: furry, cute, cuddly, sweet, festively plump, sweet, nosey.

dog: stinky, mean, vicious, loud, scratchy, barrel-chested, eats bees

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Confession: I now have a black boyfriend.

Confession: I dont regret the tattoo I got on impulse.

(P.S. it's the text not the tree, the tree's mad old)

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