superconfessional

[Larry!]

Fuck, I've been friend-zoned by like..most of the girls I've hung out with since I got here.

[landho]

she texted me a few minutes ago and wants to hang out tonight.

Let's see if I can get it right this time.

I've got two words for you: frotteurism.

[cjbreed]

this thread has devolved into superpervs

[RFKorp]

this thread has devolved into superpervs

doesn't every thread?

[knucks]

There's 2 ways to go about it, one of which will make you a pussy:

Continue doing what you're doing

or

Next time their drunk, tell them straight up you hate being around them when they are trashed.

[bouwnt]

I held off from hooking up with a drunk girl because I was stone cold sober last night and she was practically passing out. I ended up putting her to bed and making sure she wasn't gonna get sick or anything. I feel like I did the right thing, but the dream I had about fucking her tells me I did not.

colllllllege whatsup.

wow,.

you completely fucked up my prophecy. made me look like a quack!

thankss,,,,,,

[knucks]

last time i had a drunk chick want to hang out/come over, i was completely sober (i've stopped drinking, actually. 2weeks i haven't touched that shit)

we kissed a couple times then i told her she had to go home

[junglejane]

jeepster, has this girl never been around alcohol in her life before?

she is risking big if she gets this smashed. for all she knows, you can be an ass that gets freaky on passed-out girls.

good job on not taking advantage of her, and I would definitely save a hookup for when she's sober (do you want her puking in your mouth or falling asleep mid-fuck?).

I don't believe you are friendzoned, either.

[knucks]

i hope you're not wanting anything besides a fuck with this girl. she doesn't sound like someone you should want anything serious with.

[lawless]

Hurricane IKE is coming to town in 10 hours

but his presence is already felt

trees are shaking

families are leaving

houses are boarded up

gas pumps are bone dry despite the 30 cents mark up

I however would like to say FUCK YOU IKE

I've got the grill fired up and I'm having a barbecue

Smoke my weed, drink my beer and masturbate like theirs no tomorrow

GOD SPEED SUPERFUTURE

[ProfMonnitoff]

man why is everything called ike such shit

hurricane ike

ike turner

ikea

etc

[home]

friendzone = no chance whatsoever? ever?

[cjbreed]

the worst part about a hurricane is the aftermath. no water. no power. no gas. it's usually fuckin' hot. the outside of your house is all jacked up and thrown all over the place. oh i hate it.

[azn8oi]

haha, talk about coincidences.

my first hurricane ever is blowing through taiwan right now. it's so big that it basically covers the entire island. the wind is howling hardcore outside.

[jeepster]

jeepster, has this girl never been around alcohol in her life before?

she is risking big if she gets this smashed. for all she knows, you can be an ass that gets freaky on passed-out girls.

good job on not taking advantage of her, and I would definitely save a hookup for when she's sober (do you want her puking in your mouth or falling asleep mid-fuck?).

I don't believe you are friendzoned, either.

Thanks JJ. From what I've learned from her she's a catholic-school good girl that really didn't cut out until she got here. The first time I met her we were down at a bar with a bunch of other people, she got coerced into seven shots with some brodude and proceeded to suck face with him for a good 15 minutes. I'm sure she's drank before she came here, but I don't think she really understands the point of "social" drinking. I then carried her all the way back to her room that night, put her into bed, and made sure she got up in the morning. That was two weeks ago. She's a cute girl but she's not the kind of girl I'd normally feel the need to be in a relationship with, and I'm conflicted because I'm not the random hook up type. I would hook up with the girl, but I really don't know if I could drag it out and feel alright with myself about it. I guess I'll play it by ear, because I don't feel like messing about with this girl if she's expecting something I'm not.

i hope you're not wanting anything besides a fuck with this girl. she doesn't sound like someone you should want anything serious with.

thanks for trivializing things to a fuck-or-be-fucked level knucks. Your enlightened commentary is appreciated

just kidding du. I'll figure it out.

[lawless]

they say the worse of the hurricane is coming tonight and tomorrow morning.

some started evacuating yesterday, some are evacuating today but i still see alot of people staying. Hurricane Ike is big but it's nowhere near the size of Katrina nor will it do as much damage.

It's gonna blow off the tops of most of downtown and most of the well off parts of town and the suburban neighborhoods (where me and corbin_law stay) won't get hit as bad. A couple of missing roofs and trees in the road is as bad as it's gonna get. HOPEFULLY.

Thankfully we have the Addicks Reservoir to contain most of the rain so if we do get hit the damage will be reduced dramatically.

[landho]

haha, talk about coincidences.

my first hurricane ever is blowing through taiwan right now. it's so big that it basically covers the entire island. the wind is howling hardcore outside.

Aren't they called typhoons over there?

[tangerine]

man why is everything called ike such shit

hurricane ike

ike turner

ikea

etc

Don't kick the baby!

[hoiseensauce]

I wanna bang the silicone outta her...

[lawless]

^^ i really can't tell if your spamming or not

but your user name is pissing me off.

it's hoisin sauce man.

HOISIN SAUCE.

[junglejane]

I wanna bang the silicone outta her...

she looks like any random ho

please post hotter girls if you must post

[knucks]

Thanks JJ. From what I've learned from her she's a catholic-school good girl that really didn't cut out until she got here. The first time I met her we were down at a bar with a bunch of other people, she got coerced into seven shots with some brodude and proceeded to suck face with him for a good 15 minutes. I'm sure she's drank before she came here, but I don't think she really understands the point of "social" drinking. I then carried her all the way back to her room that night, put her into bed, and made sure she got up in the morning. That was two weeks ago. She's a cute girl but she's not the kind of girl I'd normally feel the need to be in a relationship with, and I'm conflicted because I'm not the random hook up type. I would hook up with the girl, but I really don't know if I could drag it out and feel alright with myself about it. I guess I'll play it by ear, because I don't feel like messing about with this girl if she's expecting something I'm not.

thanks for trivializing things to a fuck-or-be-fucked level knucks. Your enlightened commentary is appreciated

just kidding du. I'll figure it out.

You just said it yourself, she's not the type of girl you feel the need to be in a relationship with, aka, she's not dating material. And you say you're not the random hook-up type...if you think you can't do it, don't. Besides, it doesn't sound like she's all over you dick so move on and forget about her. You're wasting your time being a "nice guy" to someone like her. What benefit are you getting out of all of this? nothing. She's a cock-block.

[hoiseensauce]

^^ i really can't tell if your spamming or not

but your user name is pissing me off.

it's hoisin sauce man.

HOISIN SAUCE.

That's the Mandarin pronunciation, if you say it in Cantonese, it is hoi-"seen" sauce.

[hoiseensauce]

she looks like any random ho

please post hotter girls if you must post

What girl would you like to see. I just started a Jarah Mariano thread. She is just :eek:

[wesc]

GO TEAM JEEPSTER keep me updated while im at work this is getting interesting.

[lawless]

wtf? i guess you learn something new everyday.

carry on then.

[junglejane]

jeepy, I vote no on this girl. she sounds like bad news

i.e. crazy emotional mind-game playing, bro pulling drunk party girl that says "wooooooooooooo!" when smashed.

amirite?

[knucks]

jeepy, I vote no on this girl. she sounds like bad news

i.e. crazy emotional mind-game playing, bro pulling drunk party girl that says "wooooooooooooo!" when smashed.

amirite?

yup

forget about her, you're completely wasting your time.

[dismalfuture]

knucks, are you giving relationship advice now?

[azn8oi]

Aren't they called typhoons over there?

yes mr. ho, they are. but to save from confusion, i just omitted that fact.

it's hoisin sauce man.

HOISIN SAUCE.

That's the Mandarin pronunciation, if you say it in Cantonese, it is hoi-"seen" sauce.

wrong. in mandarin it's hai3 xian1 jiang4.

海鮮醬。

he was really just making fun of your fucking spelling, dork.