superconfessional

[Serge]

thats some major bitchassness.

you should have gotten the black one. everyone knows the white one is for girls.

maybe then you wouldnt be so effeminate about this now.

don't hatee. everyone gets sad when they break up with a girl.

do drugs and lots of 'em.

[julzkind]

i hit a rock while moving my brothers lexus and scratched the shit out of the bottom and dont really feel bad.

and im getting him to pay my cellphone bill by threatening to delete his engagement party pics if he doesnt give me the money.

im feeling particularly bratty.

[salaryman]

hehe, Julz, you sound like my sister.

She is always trying to hustle somebody for something, and if its family she'll work twice as hard.

[selaviso]

thats some major bitchassness.

you should have gotten the black one. everyone knows the white one is for girls.

maybe then you wouldnt be so effeminate about this now.

white is og mac. and yes lotta cwgs have the white one.

[selaviso]

don't hatee. everyone gets sad when they break up with a girl.

do drugs and lots of 'em.

thanks a lot man. and yes drugs do help a lot.

[Charlie Delta]

I slept on the floor last night, had the most amazing dream, wich I remember very well still, followed by the best day I had in a long time, filled with only nice food, great conversations and experiences, it was filled with the most diverse stuff, I didn't even know all that could fit into just one day so effortlessly.

It feels as if the universe is on my side again!

Thank yous go out to the people who helped make it possible (you know who you are) .

Maybe I should sleep on the floor more?

/happygay

[cjbreed]

seriousely?

thats gonna make her an even worse kisser

know why? cause shes gonna barf in your mouth!!!

well when i read it back it does sound kinda slimy. but it is far more effective to be discrete and complimentary to get what you want than to be a dick, and probably not get what you want. and it is all in the delivery, the way you say it. you don't say it like an antonio banderas wannabe style douchebag. you say it in a casual, funny way, like you're just playing around. and you say it in the right moment, when she's feeling happy and flirty. and of course, use your own words. sheesh.

anyway, there's more than one way to get something done. but i stand by the general principle, because i've done that exact thing and it has worked. but anyway, just a suggestion for the guy, i'm no expert

[ProfMonnitoff]

dont listen to jane

shes just mad

because we have discovered her weakness

[cjbreed]

people don't like to think they can be manipulated

[ken shinoda]

I slept on the floor last night, had the most amazing dream, wich I remember very well still, followed by the best day I had in a long time, filled with only nice food, great conversations and experiences, it was filled with the most diverse stuff, I didn't even know all that could fit into just one day so effortlessly.

It feels as if the universe is on my side again!

Thank yous go out to the people who helped make it possible (you know who you are).

Maybe I should sleep on the floor more?

/happygay

i totally know what u mean, duc!

its been ages since i felt that way, but reading ur post made me realize that there still are serendipity in our lives after all!

i wish i can have that sometime soon:o

[Leonard Leroy]

dont listen to jane

shes just mad

because we have discovered her weakness

Wait, what's her secret, I'm dense.

She can't/hasn't kissed?

WUR67gpDyJQ

THIS IS GOING TO BE MY WEDDING SONG OTHERWISE THAT BITCH GETTING K-CI AND JOJO

[ProfMonnitoff]

Wait, what's her secret, I'm dense.

She can't/hasn't kissed?

her secret is how to woo her

cjbreed snitched

[Leonard Leroy]

.... how do I woo you?

[jeepster]

On the dream tip... I had been playing Doom 3 for much of last night and I had a dream that was sorta combination of Perfect Dark/Doom 3, but the plot was really engrossing, and it wasn't scary, just really intense. The main character was a chick and I was just following and killing shit, but like, at some point we were at an underground baseball/football stadium where I watched my college's homecoming, then some incident happened and everyone was turned into zombies/killed except for a Stanley Tucci look-alike, and two other dudes. Then we met the like, main bad guy, who took us on a train (like the monorail in Doom 3) and explained to us how hell was going to take over and there was nothing we could do.

Then my roommates alarm went off.

[junglejane]

I slept on the floor last night, had the most amazing dream, wich I remember very well still, followed by the best day I had in a long time, filled with only nice food, great conversations and experiences, it was filled with the most diverse stuff, I didn't even know all that could fit into just one day so effortlessly.

It feels as if the universe is on my side again!

Thank yous go out to the people who helped make it possible (you know who you are).

Maybe I should sleep on the floor more?

/happygay

[DüM]

I wrote bullet points to a dream in my moleskine but I still don't remember it

- Alicia Keys

- water from my mouth

- new balance

- friend reading "commentary on the clash"

[broneck]

my dad called and woke me up from a KICK ASS dream, in which i was about to fly an F-14 tomcat with an experienced pilot teaching me the ropes. what a dick.

[cjbreed]

i had a bizarre dream last night that i was cooking with gordon ramsay. using a small counter top deep fryer thing. and he kept saying, when you get low on oil, just piss in it. so i did. over and over. and we all ate it, including me, and it was delicious.

[panicnation]

^just out of curiosity...do u sleep in yr denim?

[landho]

my dad called and woke me up from a KICK ASS dream, in which i was about to fly an F-14 tomcat with an experienced pilot teaching me the ropes. what a dick.

If the pilot wasn't Tom Cruise or Val Kilmer, then you didn't miss anything.

[cjbreed]

^^panic - no. why?

[panicnation]

cjbreed - sorry that question was directed at cotton, but my internet connection is screwy.

[azn8oi]

im seriously considering waking up at 530AM to line up to buy a 2nd hand bike for $14.

[weidna]

im sick of my inability to make a commitment with a ladytype, no matter how worthy they are of one. every go-round my interest explodes to a pinnacle and inevitably stops suddenly then falls to the floor in a midst of panic and fear, similar to a shuttlecock's (no homo) flight pattern (terrible analogy im sorry). the worst part is, i do all i can to bolster and to enable unsaid female's interest and become a major emotional outlet for her feelings all the while my pursuit is still in effect. so by the time i hit that violent halt, she's left in limbo usually crying and repeating something along the lines of "what the fuck you asshole". its completely unfair and i feel like a monster doing it over and over again but i just cant help the fact that im scared to death of falling into the throws of a relationship.

big sigh FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY i say quite facetiously.

[broneck]

find one that's worth it and just fucking get over it.

[TransparentCranium]

I'm a little bit depressed...

Because I don't fit into any geller stocked in Toronto right now.

Need to pester shop owners for size 44's!

[landho]

im sick of my inability to make a commitment with a ladytype, no matter how worthy they are of one. every go-round my interest explodes to a pinnacle and inevitably stops suddenly then falls to the floor in a midst of panic and fear, similar to a shuttlecock's (no homo) flight pattern (terrible analogy im sorry). the worst part is, i do all i can to bolster and to enable unsaid female's interest and become a major emotional outlet for her feelings all the while my pursuit is still in effect. so by the time i hit that violent halt, she's left in limbo usually crying and repeating something along the lines of "what the fuck you asshole". its completely unfair and i feel like a monster doing it over and over again but i just cant help the fact that im scared to death of falling into the throws of a relationship.

big sigh FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY i say quite facetiously.

They know what they're getting into when they sign up to wrestle with the Big Weidna. I say: they should have read the fine print, and too bad for them if they end up ingesting a small, removable part.

[Yardsale]

I think I killed my chances of hooking up with the new girl at work after making fun of Dan Brown and his shitty books and then she said she liked Angels and Demons....

then i tried to backpedal. fuck.

[broneck]

easy response is to compare him to michael bay or something...everyone likes transformers, doesn't mean its a good film. but fuck its fun.

[Yardsale]

easy response is to compare him to michael bay or something...everyone likes transformers, doesn't mean its a good film. but fuck its fun.

yeah a smart man would have said something like that. I said he wrote eloquently if he were a 5th grader.