superconfessional

[broneck]

da-ull ull ull

(pulls collar and makes homer/bart simpson-esque noise)

[landho]

I think I killed my chances of hooking up with the new girl at work after making fun of Dan Brown and his shitty books and then she said she liked Angels and Demons....

then i tried to backpedal. fuck.

Never compromise, not even in the face of Armageddon.

Also, people, including skeezers, will respect you more if you stick to your guns rather than waffle toward whatever direction the tail's coming from, to mix a metaphor or two.

easy response is to compare him to michael bay or something...everyone likes transformers, doesn't mean its a good film. but fuck its fun.

An even better response would be to say that if you ever met Dan Brown in the street, you would grab him by the collar of his stupid turtleneck and wrestle him to the ground and then take a big, fat, steaming dump on his face.

[destructodisk]

Fuck Dan Brown 4sho

That bitch is probably dumb as fuck if she likes his novels, Yardsale. You probably dodged a bullet with this one.

[weidna]

find one that's worth it and just fucking get over it.

i appreciate the advise and am completely understanding of the attempt at sounding as frank and dudely as possible, high fives and pounds e-cred everything else you are accustomed to as a well established superfuturian, but its not that simple. more than a few of the women discussed were absolutely fucking worth it in every way. intelligent, whole heartedly caring, exciting and completely able to hold good conversation (oh and bro they r totally smokin babes with majorly hot tits dude num num num). i still can't manage to appreciate what's in front of me, though. i start to feel all suffocated once the obligations and expectations that come along with being in a relationship rear their bitchass heads.

jesus fuck, though. discussing relational woes on the internet, i'm going to have to pull through with some putin-hunting-for-bears level manly shit to bounce back from this.

[junglejane]

I think I killed my chances of hooking up with the new girl at work after making fun of Dan Brown and his shitty books and then she said she liked Angels and Demons....

then i tried to backpedal. fuck.

tell her that the LHC experiment is going to destroy the world so she better get freaky with you in the broom closet SOON.

[sybaritical]

Far as I'm concerned the LHC has already destroyed everything and I'm living in the afterlife cos there's no other possible explanation for England winning their game in the manner they did tonight.

[bouwnt]

Also, people, including skeezers, will respect you more if you stick to your guns

KNOWLEDGE!

i make it a point to say exactly what i think no mysteries and i NEVER think twice or look back. never look back. picture yourself as a shark ho-mie... a shark don't look back!! u know why? cuz he ain't got no neck. one

[Leonard Leroy]

I've given up on finding people with similar interests in books, music, and all. That no longer matters really.

Vh1 is showing the ghostbuster movies, old new york is so awesome.

[artificialsky]

Instead of backpedalling you should have went on to say something like "Oh you do? Huh, you look like you would have better taste in books than that..." and feign real dissapointment. That would have made her moist.

[Paean]

I've given up on finding people with similar interests in books, music, and all. That no longer matters really.

Vh1 is showing the ghostbuster movies, old new york is so awesome.

Yea, I kinda lost hope in looking for someone similar to me as well.

Maybe its the conforming process that makes friends similar to each other.

[bouwnt]

I've given up on finding people with similar interests in books, music, and all. That no longer matters really.

you know what's funny? my ex of about 3 years said the same thing when she settled for the dude after me. on paper, we were perfect for each other, in her eyes we probably still are. but after we split she said none of what we had in common matters. gets with new dude, he's nothin like her, she loves it first. in the end all they did was fight from both sides cuz they had no common ground.

and now she's dead.

to me.

[skiniks]

i ruv u bouwnt

[Leonard Leroy]

you know what's funny? my ex of about 3 years said the same thing when she settled for the dude after me. on paper, we were perfect for each other, in her eyes we probably still are. but after we split she said none of what we had in common matters. gets with new dude, he's nothin like her, she loves it first. in the end all they did was fight from both sides cuz they had no common ground.

and now she's dead.

to me.

There are other things that matter, is what I'm saying.

And just because they don't agree on a book, doesn't mean his chances are blown.

That's what I'm trying to say.

[landho]

What you like is less important than what you are like, but at the end of the day, a chickenhead is a chickenhead.

[bouwnt]

okay confucious.

wut do you have to say about those who like chicken ANDD head

??

[landho]

okay confucious.

wut do you have to say about those who like chicken ANDD head

??

Sounds like a future wife!

[jane]

her secret is how to woo her

cjbreed snitched

woo me by barfing in my mouth? i dont understand this

and im an awesome kisser !!

[bouwnt]

prove it.

2nite

[Yardsale]

tell her that the LHC experiment is going to destroy the world so she better get freaky with you in the broom closet SOON.

I thought maybe I should send that out as a work mass e-mail to all the lovely ladies of the office, but I think they would all show up with knives and weapons.

"the thing about it is, we had a different view of what we'd want to do in the last 5 minutes before the world ends. If it's all the same to you...."

:(

[salaryman]

woo me by barfing in my mouth?

this has worked for me in the past.

nothing like sharing half-digested food to demonstrate real intimacy.

[Corbin Law]

DAM YOIU NATURE. DAMN YOU HURRIACNE IKE.

i was planning on skipping school friday and driving up to austin with some friends for another friends 21st birthday party. then saturday going to new bronsfuls for some good old fashion Schlitterbaun (worlds greatest waterpark) and then returning to houston for another party while my friends parents were still in new bronsfuls.

but no! the highway is all loaded up with fucking refugees evacuating from galveston.

i dont see whats so bad about letting nature ravage the city. galveston blows anyway.

[e0d9n0b5]

for all you dibadiba lovers out there... fast forward to 5:45 for some dibadiba bboy action.

7sCGa931heg

[dismalfuture]

I've been to New Braunsfels, Texas, many many years ago. I hope it has come up since then.

[jl3969]

come to austin nigga

[Corbin Law]

I've been to New Braunsfels, Texas, many many years ago. I hope it has come up since then.

did you ever go to nieglands (sp?) bakery? best pastries/donuts on earth. cheap as shit too.

[Yardsale]

new braunsfels = schlitterbahn!

[bouwnt]

i ruv u bouwnt

look brother. if you're lookin for some kind of action, you better take it on the arches before i'm done droppin this load.

[lawless]

DAM YOIU NATURE. DAMN YOU HURRIACNE IKE.

i was planning on skipping school friday and driving up to austin with some friends for another friends 21st birthday party. then saturday going to new bronsfuls for some good old fashion Schlitterbaun (worlds greatest waterpark) and then returning to houston for another party while my friends parents were still in new bronsfuls.

but no! the highway is all loaded up with fucking refugees evacuating from galveston.

i dont see whats so bad about letting nature ravage the city. galveston blows anyway.

fuck, i'm low on gas and i gotta fill up sometime before Friday's hurricane gas spike i already see it steadly going up. =(

FUCK YOU IKE.

confession: MJK videos are fun. i don't know what the hell's going on but at the end of the video i'm always smiling.

[m1sterko]

look brother. if you're lookin for some kind of action, you better take it on the arches before i'm done droppin this load.

did you get my pm babY?

[Leonard Leroy]

woo me by barfing in my mouth? i dont understand this

and im an awesome kisser !!

No you are not young lady.

And regardless, everyone claims that. Who the hell doesn't proclaim that they are good in regards to kissing. It's the same as "I listen to everything", "I like to dance", etc etc

That said, I am an awesome kisser.