superconfessional

[Leonard Leroy]

I'm watching a live performance of the Kingdom Hearts theme song and getting goosebumps

</closet nerd>

[mrip]

passion or hikari

also you are gay

[Leonard Leroy]

boff

and closeted

[dino might]

i just heard a woman next door having raging orgasm, but then shed stop and there sounded to be more normal dialogue with another person or two..

i think they film porn next door.

[Leonard Leroy]

Knock on the door.

"Excuse me, can you keep it down?"

"Oh, hello. I apologize. Would you like to come in for a drink?"

Story for the grandchildren ensues.

[weidna]

i have sex a whole lot better when im drunk. for real. five vodka sprites a few coronas and i was beatin those guts for days last night.

[bill]

i have sex a whole lot better when im drunk.

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[knucks]

i love shots, fuck beer

[junglejane]

See, that's my problem. I'm awful with shots. I can't just open the gullet. Even when i drink water or soda i kinda hold it in my mouth or swish it slightly. I don't know how to just down it, so shots kill me.

julzkind- see the beer snob thread in superlists. you can find some beers you'd like

chrono, this might help. when you down the shot, you breathe inward through your nose and try to get the alcohol down without swallowing. just kinda throw it in there and let it trickle down. THEN you swallow and exhale through your nose.

if you try to drink it like water it'll hella burn your throat

[Leonard Leroy]

Girl's got the right idea.

But practice makes perfect!

[Vs Toto]

chrono, this might help. when you down the shot, you breathe inward through your nose and try to get the alcohol down without swallowing. just kinda throw it in there and let it trickle down. THEN you swallow and exhale through your nose.

if you try to drink it like water it'll hella burn your throat

i actually didn't know this, thanks for the tip

[chronoaug]

I'll try this tonight perhaps, or at least before my class on wednesday when i think some classmates and i are gonna come into the class wrecked. I still think this is a plan to choke me to death

[Leonard Leroy]

Make sure you're looking up when you take the shot. It's practical and adds fun theatrics to it. Just drop that motherfucker down the hatch.

[chronoaug]

Then pound the glass down and yell "WOOOO!", right?

[Leonard Leroy]

Nah, don't make a noise. Just go back to talking like it ain't no thang.

[mrip]

and then say SICK FIT BRO

[Leonard Leroy]

And excuse yourself to piss and then vomit.

[chronoaug]

confession- I pee in sinks sometimes at parties. Especially when it's kinda quiet and the bathroom is right next to the living room and i can hear every word people are saying. Just turn on the sink and let er' rip. I like privacy when i pee. Fuck bathrooms without loud fans.

[Leonard Leroy]

Don't pee in the water, pee along the side inside the bowl, and you don't have to be a disgusting motherfucker.

Go! Try it right now.

[Larry!]

So, I discovered last night, it's really not a good idea to get really trashed, then come back home and eat ramen and easy mac.

It was the most nasty puke of my life.

Also, forgetting your key in your room and not realizing it until you are sufficiently drunk is not a good thing.

At the very least, I met some kids from sufu outside the dorm while I was lying on the benches waiting for my roommate.

[chronoaug]

Nah, man. Doesn't work. I only do it at parties where i really dislike the person throwing it. Getting dragged to lame ass parties suck.

A friend of mine masturbated in a girl's handsoap container at a party because the bitch fucked him over awhile back. He said he was gonna do it in the facial moisturizer or conditioner bottle but wasn't thinking straight.

larry- I feel you, man. Normally when i drink a bunch, i feel sick and shit, sure. But i never really puke unless i eat a bunch of gross ass drunk food. That's why i always have a box of bagelbites in my freezer for when i come home from the bars so i avoid steak and shake (which is hard because it and Guthries is right next to my complex)

[Leonard Leroy]

you're not doing it right then. It works...

[chronoaug]

I know it doesn't make a noise, but it's the mental thing, man. Whatever. I'm a nervous peer. I've accepted this

[Lab]

larry- I feel you, man. Normally when i drink a bunch, i feel sick and shit, sure. But i never really puke unless i eat a bunch of gross ass drunk food. That's why i always have a box of bagelbites in my freezer for when i come home from the bars so i avoid steak and shake (which is hard because it and Guthries is right next to my complex)

gotdamn do you live a block away from me?

[m1sterko]

took a nature shit oh yeah

[freecat]

i want to repluyt o every superftutre thrad when i'm drunk

but i know i shouldn't

also it's nearly 4am and i should go to bed

[chronoaug]

I do this too. It's alright, mayne

[kunk75]

just repped you as sinks are my favorite pissing vessel next to snapple bottles. and fishtanks. i killed my friend's fish in HS cause i was fucked up and pissed in his fishtank. in college i pissed in the same friend's piano. this is why i don;'t drink much these days.

confession- I pee in sinks sometimes at parties. Especially when it's kinda quiet and the bathroom is right next to the living room and i can hear every word people are saying. Just turn on the sink and let er' rip. I like privacy when i pee. Fuck bathrooms without loud fans.

[dismalfuture]

what the fuck is wrong with you people.

[chronoaug]

Seriously. Why do they make sinks at dick height? It's like they want my urine