superconfessional

[julzkind]

You out of college right? You could probably find a job in nyc somewhere. Teaching ain't enough money though. I'd probably need to find a roomate so i could have some money for jawns. What you doing workwise, now?

ha, didnt go to college...got married then divorced instead.

and i have a good chunk of dovorce $$ put away, but i actually just started looking for work. im starting to feel bad spending mom and dads money.

[chronoaug]

I will be your roommate, but first I'll need to know your chest/waist measurements and shoe size.

Alex, can two alexs live in the same house? I wear a size small in most clothes, 31-32 waist and 10.5 in shoes. You could just wear my shits oversized. According to supermarket, everything can be worn larger to look cool and drapey

julz- No worries. Shit, my degree ain't worth much and at least you got some money out of it. What kinda shit you lookin' to do workwise?

[kunk75]

my wife is pretty selective with the friends. she has one milf friend, one crazy new age friend and a friend who's an english teacher. the rest you wouldn't want to fuck.

the wife will be teaching on long island in 2009. they start around 55-60 out here.

I could probably do suburb teaching. Live in the city, but commute to the suburbs during the day. Opposite of rush hour traffic. Or kunk, if you had any rich cougar woman friends, i could just live with them. We could double date

[Vs Toto]

Alex, can two alexs live in the same house? I wear a size small in most clothes, 31-32 waist and 10.5 in shoes. You could just wear my shits oversized. According to supermarket, everything can be worn larger to look cool and drapey

Having a sufu roommate would be amazing you'd just have to remember to keep saying no homo all the time. I'm S/10.5 too I think this could work (no homo).

[U MAD]

so much no homoing

[chronoaug]

Having a sufu roommate would be amazing you'd just have to remember to keep saying no homo all the time. I'm S/10.5 too I think this could work (no homo).

I might have to look into this for serious (no homo). I wouldn't have to angle my laptop away from my roomate or his girlfriend when browsing sufu in the living room. Also, according to kunk, with my master's i can make $60k. Shit wouldn't be bad. I couldn't hook up with the cute high school girls cuz i'm not like that, but i'd let you drop by the classroom and pick up a few for yourself.

[kunk75]

up here, you just need classroom experience and a master's within 5 years of your employment.

btw, i know i'm an aging cracker, but i don't get the fascination with lil wayne. he's on snl. i don't get it.

I might have to look into this for serious (no homo). I wouldn't have to angle my laptop away from my roomate or his girlfriend when browsing sufu in the living room. Also, according to kunk, with my master's i can make $60k. Shit wouldn't be bad. I couldn't hook up with the cute high school girls cuz i'm not like that, but i'd let you drop by the classroom and pick up a few for yourself.

[m1sterko]

my friend was blasting lil wayne a millia song and that bass hurts...

i usually try to listen to what they're saying... lil wayne cant comprehend

[chronoaug]

up here, you just need classroom experience and a master's within 5 years of your employment.

btw, i know i'm an aging cracker, but i don't get the fascination with lil wayne. he's on snl. i don't get it.

I'll have both by this summer. I need to get out of gainesville.

[kunk75]

yeah i am not proud but i'm totally closed-minded to music. listen to the same 10-12 bands all the time.

[Servo2000]

my friend was blasting lil wayne a millia song and that bass hurts...

i usually try to listen to what they're saying... lil wayne cant comprehend

It's on the radio so often that I know every single to word to that awful Lollipop or whatever / A Milli, the latter of which I actually rather enjoy.

[onemancult]

Verse 1 Lil Wayne]

a Millionaire,

I'm a Young Money Millionaire

Tougher than Nigerian hair

My criteria compared to your career

Just isn't fair

I'm a venereal disease

Like a menstrual bleed

Threw the pencil and leaked

The sheet of the tablet in my mind

Cause I don't write shit

Cause I ain't got time

Cause my seconds, minutes, hours

Go to the almighty dollar

And the almighty power

Of dat cha cha cha chopper

Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter

Father muthaf**ka copper

Got da maserati dancin'

On the bridge pussy poppin

Tell the poppers

Hahaha you can't catch Em

You can't stop Em

I go by them goon rules

If you can't beat Em

Then you pop Em

You can't man Em

Then you mop Em

You can't stand Em

Then you drop Em

You pop Em

Cause we pop Em

Like Orville Redenbacher

[onemancult]

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowry

[U MAD]

a mil e yun here a mil e yun there

[Lab]

I'll have both by this summer. I need to get out of gainesville.

u ready for next weekend i have tix

100% soufcore

[Servo2000]

let's see if I can do this:

motherfucker I'm ill

a milliion here

a million there

sicillian bitch with long hair

and coconut dair-e-air (the fuck you spell that?)

like smoking the thinnest air

I open the lamborghini

hoping them crackers see me

like look at that bastard weezy

he's a beast

he's a dog

he's the motherfucking problem

okay your a goon (something something)

nothing nothing

you aint scaring nothing

on some faggy bullshit

call em dennis rodman

call me what you want bitch

call me on my sidekick

never answer when it's private

damn I hate a shy bitch

etc...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've got it down.

[kunk75]

you'll have a master's and a deep understanding of lil wayne?

I'll have both by this summer. I need to get out of gainesville.

[kunk75]

i concur. you and he are on equal footing. but you can use an x acto, so you're astep above in my book.

let's see if I can do this:

motherfucker I'm ill

a milliion here

a million there

sicillian bitch with long hair

and coconut dair-e-air (the fuck you spell that?)

like smoking the thinnest air

I open the lamborghini

hoping them crackers see me

like look at that bastard weezy

he's a beast

he's a dog

he's the motherfucking problem

okay your a goon (something something)

nothing nothing

you aint scaring nothing

on some faggy bullshit

call em dennis rodman

call me what you want bitch

call me on my sidekick

never answer when it's private

damn I hate a shy bitch

etc...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've got it down.

[Lab]

memphis goin HARD HARD HARD HARD

I AM 10.5/44 IN SHOO

44 IN DRESS SHIRTZ

XTRA TALL IN TEEZ

XXS IN ANN D, S IN RICK,

DATS ENUF SNITCHIN

FUCK LIL WAYNE

IM 3 6 MUDDAFUQQAZ

[Servo2000]

I also listen to a shit ton of NDW. If you're comparing me to OMC then that still doesn't give me the upper hand, however.

[kunk75]

no, i was comparing you to lil wayne.

I also listen to a shit ton of NDW. If you're comparing me to OMC then that still doesn't give me the upper hand, however.

[chronoaug]

Master's and teaching experience (doing that shit now but ain't gettin' paid). I don't think i'll ever fully appreciate lil wayne. Nothing against rap. I went to confront this teacher about my reservations with my specific program and to get pumped to harshly but politely air my grievences i listened to the first 3 tracks of straight outta compton the whole walk there.

lab- if i can find a free ride and a couple people i won't mind being in a car with for 10 hours up there, i'll let you know. shit's too expensive at the moment with gas

fuck you guys. i'm going out to a bar and getting tipsy.

[Lab]

Master's and teaching experience (doing that shit now but ain't gettin' paid). I don't think i'll ever fully appreciate lil wayne. Nothing against rap. I went to confront this teacher about my reservations with my specific program and to get pumped to harshly but politely air my grievences i listened to the first 3 tracks of straight outta compton the whole walk there.

GET U HYPE

POTENTIAL ROOMMATE

DONT PEE IN MAH SINK WTF

[kunk75]

yeah, i haven't like any rap in about 10 years. compton and the chronic, shit, i still listen to those like once a month.

[Servo2000]

"de gustibus non est disputandum"

[kunk75]

^ i have always liked the expression, "your taste is in your mouth." my mom always says that.

[chronoaug]

lab- as long as you, vs toto and i's apartment has a nice loud fan in the bathroom, i'll only pee in the toilet i promise

[kunk75]

andy samberg's video is fucking funny. on now.

[joey_formal]

worst skit ever on now.

[kunk75]

axe are fucking marketing geniuses. shit smells like gas station bathroom soap/air freshener and has bros everywhere convinced it dampens the twats of cwgs everywhere.