Superawkward

[phive-oh-won]

In my religions class, I normally sit next to to the right of this blonde girl and her dark-haired friend. I've been sitting there for a few weeks now so I chat with the blonde and occasionally the other girl before class. Today, I walked into class and some nerdy chick was in my usual seat to the left of the blonde. Since I couldn't sit in my usual spot, I decided to take a seat on her right where her friend usually sits. I'm chillin' getting my chat on with the blonde and all is good until her dark-haired friend finally walks in. All the other spots in the vicinity are taken by now and she has to sit in the next row. When she realizes that I stole her spot, she gives this "wtf?" look in our direction. I just awkwardly looked away. I'm pretty sure this is what she was thinking:

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[Denpatou]

i was talking to this girl and her presumably gay friend for awhile at a bar on halloween. could tell the girl was into me, she kept asking me things about myself and finding excuses to touch, etc. anyway, the second she goes to the restroom i ask the friend "yo, what's up w/ this girl, does she have a boyfriend??"

turns out he's her boyfriend. i was so drunk and high at this point i just laughed in his face and said, "sorry, dude" before walking away, lol

seriously tho, dude had all kinds of body glitter on and was wearing a buttondown less than halfway buttoned...

[wahwho11]

^ he was probably gay, not her boyfriend. he just didn't like you so he lied cuz sistas got they backs.

[playdisonlyatnight]

didnt u say it was halloween? so he "looked" gay?

[Denpatou]

lol, his mannerisms were pretty flamboyant but the girl was kinda wacky so i couldn't tell if troll or not

[TTM]

reddit had an awkward story thread today. nerd asperger goldmine

(none of these are mine)

I was in the middle of an exam at school, and I couldn’t concentrate, so I decided to pretend to go to the bathroom so I could get up, stretch my legs and kill some time. I was unaware when I asked, but to prevent cheating, someone had to stand in the bathroom with you, I suppose to make sure you hadn’t hid any books in there. Because I didn’t need the toilet I just stood at the urinal with my dick out, not pissing. After about 10 seconds of the most awkward silence ever, I hear this guy ask, “Is it hard?â€. I thought it was a bit of a weird question to ask, but I already felt awkward as fuck, so I say, “No dude, I just don’t need a pissâ€.

He meant the exam. Cringe.

I was walking to work one morning, very tired as it was really early. As I was walking along a narrow(ish) footpath I saw a woman with 2 small children with her, presumably going to school, walking towards me. They were taking up the whole side-walk as they walked, I assumed one of them would fall behind to let me by. I assumed wrong. When we reached each-other we sort of came to a standstill. Now as I said I was I was tired, my though process was somewhat hazy and I was slightly pissed they wouldn't move as there was 3 of them, so I decided to simply step over the young girl. Now, either my legs are not as long as I thought, or the girl was deceptively tall, but I failed to get over her. Basically what I did was t-bag a small girl. I looked a the mother she was horrified. I was speechless. I just didn't know what to do, so I just reached down pushed the girl aside, put my head down and sort of walked/ran off.

favorite:

I was starting grad school in a few days so I decided to get to know my class mates. I put up a message on Facebook proclaiming to the world that I was in town and I was the shit, they should get to know me. Two girls left a reply with their address. I immediately decided to take them up on the offer and started walking to their house. I was new in town and had no idea where the fuck I was going. Got Lost, but eventually found myself at their door step. This is when it struck me that I was the stereotypical Indian nerd, the likes you see on Big Bang Theory. I mumble every time I see a girl I am unfamiliar with. I had of course stalked these women on Facebook briefly because , I could. They were pretty, which made it worse. So I stood there contemplating if I should knock on the door or just run away. I saw a couple of people walk by giving me weird looks so I in my infinite wisdom I decided it would be best if I pretended to go through their mail , giving people walking by the impression that I lived there. It was at this moment one of the girls opened the door. I had both hands in her mailbox. I mumbled something which would have been a good excuse if my parents caught me masturbating.

Anyways she smiled , laughed and gave me a hug. The hug went on a microsecond too long and I got a boner that rubbed against her leg. She said oh, hehe and then let her roommate hug me. The rest of the evening was weird.

[setterman]

reddit had an awkward story thread today. nerd asperger goldmine

Funny stuff!

He can blame it on being tired all he wants, but the guy in the second story is a selfish dick who never learned how to be gentleman.

[ranonranonarat]

this just happened 5mins ago.

im working at a retail store, its a quiet day and nobody's around. so im sitting there surfing the net and all and this girl comes in. i say "hello" instinctively without really looking up and looking and her face and she starts browsing the store products. when i start looking up and see her face, its a friend i haven't seen in a really long time. i say "HEY!" really loudly (think a yelling kinda hey). girl gives me this befuddled look and quickly exits the store. turns out she's not my friend. i just facebook stalked the person i thought was her. real friend is away on holiday in europe. fuck.

[ph1l]

yesterday at work I'm dealing with a customer who happened to be a pretty attractive woman. one of my coworkers sees her and says very quietly "seeexxxxyyyyyyy." so i'm telling the woman to give me a second but what came out of my mouth was "gimme a sexyy." i quickly correct myself but she just gives me this appalled wtf look before quickly walking away. =/

[Hendodo]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzcjgczdt1qgd2xoo1_500.png

awkward as fuck

[Anemone]

I was in Cellular Bio lab today and my lab partner, who happens to be gay, is looking through the microscope and giving me data to record as he's looking into it. About halfway through lab, he's like, "man I can't take this anymore, my back hurts!" I respond with, "wanna switch?"

THEN, the dumbass girl on the other side of the table looks over and goes "WHOA, THAT SOUNDED GAY, EHEHEHE." So I don't really know what to do and give this VERY WEIRD-SOUNDING, POLITE, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, NERVOUS CHUCKLE and my lab partner doesn't say anything and we switch spots and get back to work. Poop.

[riskyrukus]

I volunteer at the local YMCA to get some experience down.

First day, this older gent (around his 50s-60s) asks me for help on his iphone because he cant seem to connect to the wifi, although he mentions that he has a login and wifi set up.

Being a bit of an itouch geek, I told him to open up safari and to put in a random website and the wifi login page should pop up. He handed me his iphone, there I was loading up safari and the first page that pops up were some nude women and a couple of porno vids.

He let out a brief "yeah, sorry about that"

[ROYALEFATALE]

THEN, the dumbass girl on the other side of the table looks over and goes "WHOA, THAT SOUNDED GAY, EHEHEHE." So I don't really know what to do and give this VERY WEIRD-SOUNDING, POLITE, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, NERVOUS CHUCKLE and my lab partner doesn't say anything and we switch spots and get back to work. Poop.

he was crying inside.

[deleted342394234]

any conversation between me and someone at college

[fruitbrute]

we had a family dinner today. my grandad got drunk and my grandma got tipsy as fuck too. it was kind of awkward.

[sion'yo]

being in awkward situations is one of the things i hate the most

and it sucks 'cuz i find a lot of shit to be awkward

[ROYALEFATALE]

we had a family dinner today. my grandad got drunk and my grandma got tipsy as fuck too. it was kind of awkward.

never not awkward

[dovo]

Chillin in the library. Cute chick across from me making a pouty face at her screen turnin me on and shit. I want to go approach her but I lost my balls somewhere so I keep staring at her for long periods of time because I space out thinking about how to approach her. I think she caught on and looks super uncomfortable but damn, even when I tell myself to stop staring I do it even more.

Creep Life.

[Einzelkind]

Got super blasted at a birthday party last night. Girl I'm sorta into was there too, but all I can remember is that at one point of the night I was standing in the doorway giving her some kind of creepy slow motion wave moving each finger separately. So this morning I see her walking directly towards me on the campus and wanted to apologize for whatever I might have done, but the closer she got the more apparent it became that she was trying to dodge me. When we passed each other she was like ten meters away with her head bowed down.

Edited November 16, 2011 by Einzelkind

[Mixture]

Chillin in the library. Cute chick across from me making a pouty face at her screen turnin me on and shit. I want to go approach her but I lost my balls somewhere so I keep staring at her for long periods of time because I space out thinking about how to approach her. I think she caught on and looks super uncomfortable but damn, even when I tell myself to stop staring I do it even more.

Creep Life.

should've been like

[phive-oh-won]

let me preface this by stating that My ex and I both are kind of stubborn and we like to argue with each other over petty bullshit. Also, because I'm still not 100% over her, I'm sometimes a little meaner to her than I should be. Anyway, we were at H&M last weekend with some mutual friends and she sees this faux-fox stole with the fake little head and feet and stuff. Being the animal-lover that she is, she goes on this rant about how it's a horrible, disturbing garment that is insulting to real animals. Hearing her complaining, I respond with my own rant about how people do way worse things to animals every day, and how animal exploitation is a foundation of our society... blah blah blah. She has her own rebuttal and the argument continues to escalate from there. In the middle of all this, some poor employee hears all the commotion and thinks that we're falsely accusing H&M of animal cruelty. She proceeds to interrupt our argument and inform us that the stole isn't made from a real fox. For a few seconds, we tried to mumble some sort of explanation of the convoluted details of our argument, but once we saw that the situation was hopeless, we just sort of sneaked away, embarrassed by the scene we'd caused.

Edited November 16, 2011 by phive-oh-won

[evisu 2000]

Got super blasted at a birthday party last night. Girl I'm sorta into was there two, but all I can remember is that at one point of the night I was standing in the doorway giving her some kind of creepy slow motion wave moving each finger separately. So this morning I see her walking directly towards me on the campus and wanted to apologize for whatever I might have done, but the closer she got the more apparent it became that she was trying to dodge me. When we passed each other she was like ten meters away with her head bowed down.

lol

[Lozinski]

let me preface this by stating that My ex and I both are kind of stubborn and we like to argue with each other over petty bullshit. Also, because I'm still not 100% over her, I'm sometimes a little meaner to her than I should be. Anyway, we we're at H&M last weekend with some mutual friends and she sees this faux-fox stole with the fake little head and feet and stuff. Being the animal-lover that she is, she goes on this rant about how it's a horrible, disturbing garment that is insulting to real animals. Hearing her complaining, I respond with my own rant about how people do way worse things to animals every day, and how animal exploitation is a foundation of our society... blah blah blah. She has her own rebuttal and the argument continues to escalate from there. In the middle of all this, some poor employee hears all the commotion and thinks that we're falsely accusing H&M of animal cruelty. She proceeds to interrupt our argument and inform us that the stole isn't made from a real fox. For a few seconds, we tried to mumble some sort of explanation of the convoluted details of our argument, but once we saw that the situation was hopeless, we just sort of sneaked away, embarrassed by the scene we'd caused.

You used it twice... yet you managed to fuck one of them up.

Sort of awkward story for me:

I ended up having to spend 1 hour clinching (muay-thai) with this cute girl. Learning sweeps and shit... I would soften her descent about 90% of the time to make sure she wouldn't get hurt and a few of those times ended up looking like that dance move where you drop the girl down and pick her back up. Yeah... Not Dovo awkward but still.

Edited November 16, 2011 by Lozinski

[kvc06]

being in awkward situations is one of the things i hate the most

and it sucks 'cuz i find a lot of shit to be awkward

o werd?

[phive-oh-won]

^^ wow... that was pretty stupid of me. I always point out that type of thing when other people do it, but I guess I'm just as bad :/

[mr fluffernutter]

I just cried watching Our Idiot Brother

[vanilla wafer]

I got choked up watching an episode of Adventure Time... it was touching

[toufu]

I just cried watching Our Idiot Brother

WILLIE NELSON!

[footfeet]

Chillin in the library. Cute chick across from me making a pouty face at her screen turnin me on and shit. I want to go approach her but I lost my balls somewhere so I keep staring at her for long periods of time because I space out thinking about how to approach her. I think she caught on and looks super uncomfortable but damn, even when I tell myself to stop staring I do it even more.

Creep Life.

Fuuuck, i know how that is. I did the same thing on the bus last week. Still thinking about a good way to talk to them if they have earphones on.

[deleted342394234]

yesterday at work someone said to me "how's it goin" and i didn't know if it was the rhetorical substitute for "hey" or if he was actually asking. in the end i hesitated for too long to answer anyway so i just ignored him. sigh.