Koreans I need your help!

[DaBestSpoona]

They the same as jwomen but with a more pronounced garlicy earthy aroma

[dismalfuture]

pretty much. and they wear better wristwatches, clothes, and have sideburns.

The Japanese girls in my class are penniless (literally) and can't afford more than a $3 lunch, but from left to right they wear an Hermes chrono, a Chaumet chrono, and a Chanel J12.

[azn8oi]

Taiwanese girls are 5 steps behind, then.

[ProfMonnitoff]

i might have a slightly biased sample but the two taiwanese girls i have met here so far were ballaholics

[JuvenileDelinquent]

pretty much. and they wear better wristwatches, clothes, and have sideburns.

The Japanese girls in my class are penniless (literally) and can't afford more than a $3 lunch, but from left to right they wear an Hermes chrono, a Chaumet chrono, and a Chanel J12.

A korean girl i dated awhile back just wanted to go shopping all the time and when we werent shopping she would tell me how shes saving up her salary to buy another monogram bag. Good god she was materialistic as hell.

[aitsuka]

korean fob girls will go crazy if you sing like this to them

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KA0HY_O6kLY

tei husky voice + falsetto = guaranteed

rofl

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[wild_whiskey]

Do Korean bitches shave their cunts?

Some do. If you're not the first American they've slept with, they know your expectations and there's a chance it'll be smooth for you.

A slim chance, one I've never experienced, but a chance none the less.

[cyberPUNK]

Japanese American girls are some of the most confused bitches ever.

Filipino american girls are probably the only other group more confused.

add taiwanese girls to that list. whether or not they're taiwanese or taiwanese-americans, bitches be thinkin' they japanesey when they ain't fo reazzy. tired of seein' taiwanese bitches talkin' about how much they love プリクラ and using words like イケメン and their fucking えびちゃん worship.

[Eason]

Who the fuck wishes they were japanese? dumb fucking taiwanese. Japanese and chinese have the korean dream, that shit's for real.

[djrajio]

Who the fuck wishes they were japanese? dumb fucking taiwanese. Japanese and chinese have the korean dream, that shit's for real.

What korean dream?

The North Korean Dream?

Trust me. No Japanese bitch would be caught dead trying to act Korean. It's the other way around.

[Eason]

They love korean dramas and music, they think koreans are all so handsome and beautiful, then they go to korea and get very disappointed. GG plastic surgury. At least koreans have straight teeth though.

[dizzhizz]

hey, hey. they were friends of a friend that i hardly knew and you're not much different from them either. cocksucka!

get your ass out of mokdong and head south girl.

[indesertum]

what is with all these broad generalizations. you need at least sample size 20 to say you know what a korean bahjingo is like.

[cyberPUNK]

What korean dream?

The North Korean Dream?

Trust me. No Japanese bitch would be caught dead trying to act Korean. It's the other way around.

quoted for truth.

[Eason]

Koreans, save the fucking 친일파/chin il pa wouldn't be caught dead acting like a 쪽발이/jjok bal ee

[kimchigirl]

nasty, perverted buncha men you are. *shakes head*

byuntae shekkis.

[simpboi]

don fuck da korean. black>asian>white. u black? go ahead.

here guys all looks like P.H.(dat's hot). just go die mafuka(ragge).

im illll:cool:

http://simpboi.tistory.com/

[Akira]

I think the key to the Korean heart is kimchee, find the hottest kimchee you can and you're set

[Ahlvahroe]

nothing to add or ask yet, im just subscribing to this topic, as a just in case.

[mrip]

don fuck da korean

[Scais]

i fuck da korean.

[ROYALEFATALE]

i fuck da korean.

x2

10charrr

[w00tah]

they know how to cook and work a field at least

[dismalfuture]

Fuck, I love simpboi.

I also stated somewhere 20 pages back in this thread that it'd all end up with meetup at Hongdae exit #6 one night in 2008, and it really did. Prophetic shit.

I don't know what I was on in May 2008 but this my own personal favorite thread

[djrajio]

I don't fuck with Korean girls no mo.

[daydream]

oh man, i remember this thread.

pretty f-ing embarrassing on my part.

Any tips on picking up a Japanese/American girl?

i recall there being a thread/post where someone broke down all the asian girls and their tendencies/temperments. where can i find this?

[poly800rock]

I don't fuck with Korean girls no mo.

i'm mixed up with a brazilian/korean one right now. about to drop it, but so tough...

[Guest jmatsu]

which is more annoying:

hot blooded korean bitch from kland who smell like the real kimchiz

or

a korean american bitch who got the korean fire plus the annoying american female sensibility and who like shitty american music vs. korean shitty music you never heard of/don't comprehend??

[ramenhero]

im telling you right now don't expect a clean shave down there... nothing but bush, and a lot of it. korean-korean girls are damn materialistic so shes probably going to expect a lot from you. since others have said it anyway... if you are ganna pull off a one hitter quitter change your e-mail, and phone number and all that shit cuz there ganna pull off some psycho korean drama shit.

[djrajio]

a korean american bitch who got the korean fire plus the annoying american female sensibility and who like shitty american music

These are pretty annoying. Especially if they went to a ivy league school and/or studying to be a doctor, lawyer, or worked in banking. They usually end up marrying white men who can stand this bullshit.