Koreans I need your help!

[djrajio]

So recently I've been exchanging e-mails with this Korean bitch who lives in Yokohama.

I want to smash.

But I've never dated a Korean-Korean just Korean-Americans.

I need advice my Korean Sufu members!

How do I woo a grade-A domestic Korean bitch!?>!!?!

Do I need to buy lots of Hite-beer and Pineapple soju?

Do I need at least a 3-series Beemer?

Should I wear a wife-beater to the date?

On the realz tho, bless me with your wisdom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fndmybetterhalf]

sorry, dismalfuture's gotta help you out with this one...

ive only dated korean-american also. i strictly stay away from fobs.

[fndmybetterhalf]

just a reminder, be prepared to watch lots of korean drama...and possibly deal with alot of korean drama cuz fob girls tend to mistake soap drama shows as their lives and often times seek that kind of emotional rollercoaster.

this is no joke.

oh and dont be surprised if you come across a high school picture of said girl and she looks nothing...and i mean NOTHING alike...its just the ways of the korean girls

(smaller face, bigger eyes, pointier nose, slimmer jaws, etc etc)

[geekbonchic]

^ This is true. I have gotten 2 AM phone calls straight out of My Girl.

And she is very gud looking.

[djrajio]

Surgery.

Yeah, I know.

I'm not marrying this bitch and looking to have children.

They might come out nothing like dey mother!

Just some fun.

Drama I'm used to but I need to know some quirks.

Like Japanese girls don't want too much confrontation but American girls like a little assertiveness. Jap girls expect you to pay the bill. American girls expect you to split. Simple shit like that.....

[djrajio]

^ This is true. I have gotten 2 AM phone calls straight out of My Girl.

And she is very gud looking.

I thought you were gay?

What's "My Girl"? Like My Sassy Girl? Some drama I should brush up on?

[geekbonchic]

One of too many dramas. They watch them and start pretending they're in it. Hence 2 AM phone calls about...um...

I really don't remember. It starts about boys but then it slowly turns into this pervasive white noise.

[djrajio]

And she is very gud looking.

This is true. There seems to be a high correlation between beautiful women and crazy personalities. I remember rejecting one bitch cuz she had an ugly personality and she kept calling and wouldn't leave me alone. Do Korean bitches have an even higher correlation?

[fndmybetterhalf]

from most of my friends who have dated fobs, heres how some dramatic scenes go:

overly jealous fob gf gets upset cuz bf was talking to a girl

overly jealous fob gf overreacts and makes a huge deal out of it and her life suddenly turns into a very dramatic scene out of a korean drama where she cries and listens to korean ballad music and will reenact various dramatic scenes from korean dramas.

but anyway, honestly, no worried if this is some in-and-out girl whos not gonna become anything serious. if this is a girl you're gonna date long term and potentially marry, ease into it, be cautious.

[__3xL]

She looks fucking psycho ..

I bet the sex is awesome

[Scais]

korean-korean girls are freaking crazy if ur gonna fuck and tuck ud better be prepared to change your number. fuck her at her place so she dont kno where u live!

[Leonard Leroy]

beat her brother and father in starcraft, you in nigggggaaa

[BBC]

Hahahaha.

I'm in the same boat. How does the whole Christian thing pan out? The Korean I'm chasing is crazy with the religion. Do they stick to that shit? Or are they kinda loose about it?

[elosaur]

It seems in Korea that all the male stars seem really in touch with their feminate side. It seems they are really fashion feminate and movements but think like a man, if that makes any sense. But if you have been exchanging e-mails already then she is probably already interested a bit. I'd say she wants to explore an American guy (cause it's different) so just be American.

[macuser3of5]

can you get rare julius items in korea?

[High Monika]

just a reminder, be prepared to watch lots of korean drama...and possibly deal with alot of korean drama cuz fob girls tend to mistake soap drama shows as their lives and often times seek that kind of emotional rollercoaster.

this is no joke.

everything I've heard supports this. Just keeping that idea in your head.

There seems to be a high correlation between beautiful women and crazy personalities

Oh yeah, the rule of life is

1) Intelligent - 2) Attractive - 3) Stable

Pick two.

I thought everyone was aware.

[ilovefriedchicken]

korean fob girls will go crazy if you sing like this to them

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KA0HY_O6kLY

tei husky voice + falsetto = guaranteed

[artificialsky]

can you get rare julius items in korea?

That would take a lot of gold farming.

[Wesley Pipes]

I am black but from my experience when your laying the mack down on the net, add a smiley face, bitches love thee smiley face:)

[cuddlysheep]

just invite her over for dinner and learn to cook some korean dishes.

[macuser3of5]

Dog?

10chars

[macuser3of5]

That would take a lot of gold farming.

u has golds?

[Akura]

This thread is up there with Barney and Supple Titties.

[artificialsky]

[DJ2xTech]

learn the "tell me" dance.

tutorial

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actual mv

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good luck

[charlie.lim]

tell me dance is over.

i think people are listening to this.

[mrip]

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i thought you were talking about this tell me

[2000dB]

I went on a few dates with some k chick back when I was in tokyo. Girl was fine, slightly old-ish, but she kept showing up with annoying and ugly girlfriends which sucked. She was impressed by my ccp (0).

[dismalfuture]

I'm awake.

Girl in question's estimates:

face: 8 (8.5?)/10

sex factor: 5/10

psychotic factor: 10/10

cost to own: millions of yen. Or, if you can successfully treat her like dogshit and leverage certain intangible facets to make her jealous of you, using my patented formula, she may buy you stuff.

All in all, a typical Korean girl.

What's her spec sheet like? Is she zainichi 2+ sei, or Korean from Korea? Socioeconomic level?

[geekbonchic]

Full blood workup, tox screen, and family history also needed.