shit you hate

[nak soo kaao]

premature rainy season.

[whitney]

oh. and I hate jury duty

I get that envelope every single year.

tried evading it this year. postponed it twice but can't get out of it this time. I hope I don't get picked cos tmr I have to be at the hospital, no excuses.

[evisu 2000]

answers in the form of a question

shit pisses me off to no end

i don't mean a question as a n answer

wtf

[wahwho11]

women in fitted hats

yes 10char

[ProfMonnitoff]

when birds chirp in the middle of the night

the sun hasn't even risen yet go back to sleep you stupid birds

[DaBestSpoona]

oh. and I hate jury duty

I get that envelope every single year.

tried evading it this year. postponed it twice but can't get out of it this time. I hope I don't get picked cos tmr I have to be at the hospital, no excuses.

Just be passive aggressively racist with your answers = no chance of getting picked.

[sawn-off chef]

not being able to find anything i want to buy and having more money than i usually do to cop

[suicide]

buy some jeans and start a real tour

instead of all the crap ones that are going on right now

[dino might]

answers in the form of a question

shit pisses me off to no end

i don't mean a question as a n answer

wtf

Socrates would not be pleased

[evisu 2000]

fuck a socrates his philosophies and hypothesis can't define how imma droppin these mockeries lyrically perform arm robberies flee with the lottery possibly they spotted me the battle scarred shogun explosion when my pen hits tremendous ultra violet shine blind forensics

[ProfMonnitoff]

they liked to fuck little kids in greece / sophocles fucked his niece / and so did aristotles

[evisu 2000]

the word gymnasium is greek for nekkid

this was the place where adolescent boys were educated, and molested

this was accepted because greek culture was homosexual

for example, sappho trained girls on the island of lesbos

hence, the word lesbian

december 25th, the birth of saturn

a homosexual god, now check the historical pattern

december 25, now thought the birth of christ

was saturnalia, when men got drunk,

fucked each other then beat their wife

fact is, it was still practiced, til they called it christmas

so put a gerbil on your christmas list

[Mr HaGa]

I hate Billy Mitchell. He's a fucking asshole. I hope Steve Wiebe kicks his stupid ass on Donkey Kong.

[6ixes&7evens]

i just turned my laptop on its gonna die in 20 minutes god is on your side sufu

[Flock]

Still awake at 4:00am putting together my entire groups presentation for tomorrow morning at 10:00. Those lazy fucks don't give a shit if they fail and have done fuck all, thus i am doing the entire thing.

[Mr Waffles]

rat them out and let them fail.

[mr fluffernutter]

i think ive been constipated for the past 3 days

[branespload]

girl tipping my desk over and having my macbook slide off and slam on its corner, denting it inward

[Mr Waffles]

at least you were talking to a girl.

[samsikle]

what the fuck is up with my brother's gf always wanting to go eat at this shitty chinese soup place. i would not like to go with you guys, thanks for the invitation.

[pieiskewl]

snobby people who have nothing to be snobby about

[branespload]

at least you were talking to a girl.

Never again...

[Yardbird]

The sports bar "Tonic" at the end of my block. Fucking wish-i-were-back-in-my-colleges-frat/sorority-again butt-holes crowding up the entire corner.

Their garbage always leaks all over the sidewalk and smells god-awful.

In the winter time, their drink mixes in the garbage leak onto the sidewalk and freeze making a huge section of the block glazed in multicolored liquor-ice.

I think I'm going to burn the place down.

[sawn-off chef]

i hate being forced to cover multiple shifts in a week because i'm a fucking sucker to cover one in the first place. i wanted today off so i could have some fun for once, lame.

[Guest umhaha84]

Fucking Bank of America charged $420 for overdraft feessssss

[Yardbird]

Fucking Bank of America charged $420 for overdraft feessssss

At least it was 420. A notable, laughable number.

[mpcec]

i over drafted again, feel like a fucking idiot

[Guest umhaha84]

^ gonna try to get some of it back tomorrow by talking to manager or something....420's ridiculous

[Guest]

humidity all damn day and not a drop of rain

[icandunkonu]

i'm sorry, i just don't get how most people over draft. if you're broke, DON'T COP JAWNS