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hello friends

after a few joints on a beautifully foggy coney island beach yesterday

i am sorry to report that the shock of salt sand and surf may have been a bit much for the already scorched right hand patch

this morning i noticed very prominent cracking along the bottom and middle of the leather

i dont think it looks particularly bad, but i wonder if it will become problematic later on

after a very pleasant and disorienting time at the beach we meandered several dozen blocks and sampled some underwhelming afghani food

today the no. 1s and i decided to give back

spending most of the day running a bone marrow drive with the cammy lee foundation

we also bore witness to some very over(zagat)rated thai food

plus some vulgar, amateurish, enjoyable scrabble

pictures are forthcoming

(they have been taken, they are simply not yet in my possession)

ill also take some fit pics and a few snaps of my personal effects

and detail of the patch damage

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looks like a lucha libre mask or gimp

it is clearly the face of a bee; i would expect a lizard to recognize an insect :confused:

almondcrush, very enjoyable, tantalizing and poetic account of the evisus' day; looking forward to pics. i love vulgar scrabble.

i apologize for making so much noise here in the peanut gallery :P

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TG - great idea with the tee,,,

something in white , perhaps ??

And Almond - wondering the beaches

ripping patches

You make me wonna cry

but in the end - these pants

Are supposed to fly .

High

around the globe

and the essential dope

is fucked up jeans

surely - and by all means...

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hello friends

after a few joints on a beautifully foggy coney island beach yesterday

i am sorry to report that the shock of salt sand and surf may have been a bit much for the already scorched right hand patch

this morning i noticed very prominent cracking along the bottom and middle of the leather

i dont think it looks particularly bad, but i wonder if it will become problematic later on

after a very pleasant and disorienting time at the beach we meandered several dozen blocks and sampled some underwhelming afghani food

today the no. 1s and i decided to give back

spending most of the day running a bone marrow drive with the cammy lee foundation

we also bore witness to some very over(zagat)rated thai food

plus some vulgar, amateurish, enjoyable scrabble

pictures are forthcoming

(they have been taken, they are simply not yet in my possession)

ill also take some fit pics and a few snaps of my personal effects

and detail of the patch damage

i think he's building it up. can't wait to visualize these events.

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hello again my deliciously dirty bakers dozen

update on our babies

im unsure if any pictures exist of them thursday

that day was all depression and drugs anyway

yesterday is another story

after a day of dress slacks and heartache

the no. 1s and i met up with miz, coleslaw, kangkong, mister and missus chicken at the writers pub

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thirsty fellas, these jeans

a few urquells and seven stars later our table was ready at hagi

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miz and i riding our natto pierogi high

while out for a smoke, we ended up stumbling onto diddy's vacation pad

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sadly, he was out when we rang

judging by how lovingly the denim adhered to my rearquarters

im guessing the no. 1s quite enjoyed the pitchers and skewers we shared over the course of a dynamite yanks / sox game

with our bellies full and our minds at ease we set off

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for whatever reason the webs chicken shot did not come out in this picture

weird

late as it was

mr, mrs, and i simply could not resist our urge to boogie

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though our march took ages, general chicken did his best to preserve troop morale

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once we arrived, ladies and men alike found they could not resist our no. 1s

shy as i am, the jeans insisted we give the masses what they wanted

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thankfully this bearded fellow knew better than to look directly into the handpainting

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chicken, 3rd degree blackbelt in poledancing, was more than happy to answer some of my questions after the show

before long, we were boogied out

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soon after, the jeans and i bid adieu to our friends

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after a needless but tasty halal cart run, the evisus and i found ourselves in bed

or i suppose, in couch

all images are brought to you by the lovely mrs chicken

once she starts posting i suppose we all owe her some rep

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we ate dinner at hagi, which is a cool sports bar catering mostly to japanese people.

some notes:

1) hagi is a nomiya--a place to get drunk and loud, especially when the yankees come from behind to win. we were rudely told to be quiet by a couple patrons and by our very shitty waitress. i guess they didn't get the memo that you are supposed to get loud and drunk in a sports bar. assholes. at least the yanks won.

2) while we were dining, we were interrupted at two separate times by women who wanted to talk to almond, on some, "i know you from somewhere....do you want my number?" must be the power of the denim.

3) while we were waiting for our table, 3 older japanese women came in to the spot and said in japanese, "shit, there's so many americans here." bitches.

4) beer + meat on a skewer + yankees = good times!

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1) hagi is a nomiya--a place to get drunk and loud, especially when the yankees come from behind to win. we were rudely told to be quiet by a couple patrons and by our very shitty waitress. i guess they didn't get the memo that you are supposed to get loud and drunk in a sports bar. assholes. at least the yanks won.

I thought that game was over in the 4th. Ridiculous come back. Ump needs a new job.

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