the "ask an asian" thread.

[evisu 2000]

kid's return is my favorite of his films.

[BTT]

Can someone tell me what happens at the end of Old Boy? I was watching it online and it got cut off at the end. Ended when Lee was explaining to Daesu what really happened after Daesu exposed him.

[lilodxd]

spoiler: lee ends up telling daesu that he fucked his daughter cuz they were both brainwashed. lee then kills himself in the elevator.

[Guest jmatsu]

someone give me a brief history lesson of kim chee (because my jp grandfather's version is probably wrong).

[Vitamian]

That show is lame.

Anything on Spike TV would be lame.

[kauflust]

Why do older Asians like to do the breast stroke so much when they swim? Also, why do they sometimes swim around the pool - and therefore interrupting everyone else's swim - when there are no lane lines?

[kwonster]

maybe they want to swim near the edges in case they start to drown or get a leg cramp?

im pretty sure that older asians werent taught swimming styles such as the freestyle, backstroke... correct me if im wrong.

[Vitamian]

I don't know how to swim.

[arem]

I was told by some Asian friends that you can refer to objects as Oriental (like an Oriental rug), but not people. Does that sound right to you guys?

[arem]

Oh yeah, here's one I really want to know. Kancho. Really a part of growing up Japanese, or elaborate internet myth?

[herpsky]

Oh yeah, here's one I really want to know. Kancho. Really a part of growing up Japanese, or elaborate internet myth?

A fine question. Answer: not a myth.

I used to do it on my friends ALL THE TIME until I was like 11.

Kids do it their instructors @ school too.

[corporategrunt]

kancho along with other brutal hits to the privates and other grimey moves were def part of my youth in Japan.

there was one called 'denki hanmar' (electric hammer) where a person grabs another person's legs by their ankles and repeatedly jab that person's balls with their feet at a rapid pace. sliding the handle of the umbrella between the legs of the person walking ahead of you in staircases and yanking it back so the butt of the handle would catch the poor individual in the balls was another common practice.

to this day, i still use 'nigiri-ppe' (fart grasping?) (this is done in the states as well...me thinks) to catch my own fart only to release it upon unsuspecting person's face. i do it to my sister as a show of kinship.

[DaBestSpoona]

nigiri pe or nigiri he (silent but deadly fart) is a staple in my household

[arem]

Hell, that's staple everywhere, isn't it? I've even introduced my son to the fine art of fart-throwing. He had to learn sooner or later.

[mis]

Okay Im doing this out of desperation. If anyone is good at programming (must be C Language), please PM me, I need help to do a program and I'll pay you

[BTT]

Okay Im doing this out of desperation. If anyone is good at programming (must be C Language), please PM me, I need help to do a program and I'll pay you

why'd you ask this in the asian thread?

[DaBestSpoona]

true, this aint the ask a russian thread

[mis]

Cause the vietnamese in my school are teh programming l33+s. Someone help me please.

[thomas_highstreet]

to this day, i still use 'nigiri-ppe' (fart grasping?) (this is done in the states as well...me thinks) to catch my own fart only to release it upon unsuspecting person's face. i do it to my sister as a show of kinship.

i am the asbolute king of the niggirippe!!! i do them on my girl all the time.

the closest weve ever been to a breakup infact was solely down to that.....

i woke her up one morning with one, but fuck man.. it was so rancid.. as soon as i got a little whif of it i was straight embarassed, it was terrible.

"TOMMYY... choo kusai.. cho kusaiiii... thomas.. unko kusakune.. cho kusai"..

[Pandemonium]

i am the asbolute king of the niggirippe!!! i do them on my girl all the time.

the closest weve ever been to a breakup infact was solely down to that.....

i woke her up one morning with one, but fuck man.. it was so rancid.. as soon as i got a little whif of it i was straight embarassed, it was terrible.

"TOMMYY... choo kusai.. cho kusaiiii... thomas.. unko kusakune.. cho kusai"..

dude, you seriously have a problem

[apu]

why'd you ask this in the asian thread?

i thought it'd be the ask an Indian thread

[Pogi]

i thought it'd be the ask an Indian thread

Nope, Russia is good for the coding these days.

[Guest jmatsu]

i am the asbolute king of the niggirippe!!! i do them on my girl all the time.

the closest weve ever been to a breakup infact was solely down to that.....

i woke her up one morning with one, but fuck man.. it was so rancid.. as soon as i got a little whif of it i was straight embarassed, it was terrible.

"TOMMYY... choo kusai.. cho kusaiiii... thomas.. unko kusakune.. cho kusai"..

sorry, but almost anyone can do niggirippe (and could claim the thrown). seriously, this is not what royalty does. this is an act for the common people.

while levels of difficulty between the 2 could be argued, i'' let you be the duke of "sukashippe," but that's about all.

[m1lk]

why does everyone hate the japs yet continue to sackride their shit?

[Guest jmatsu]

why does everyone hate the japs yet continue to sackride their shit?

who on this board, hates the "japs?"

[Guest Airjamie]

Is bizzy just hap going tranny?

[m1lk]

who on this board, hates the "japs?"

i meant in real life.

obviously im not talking about people on this board since 97% of ppl here are japanophiles....

[mellowbonsai]

who on this board, hates the "japs?"

I'm with you all the way on this one. As an american indian, i'm predisposed to xenophobia. Ever wonder why i only rock Crate and Rag and Bone denim?

[Guest jmatsu]

i meant in real life.

obviously im not talking about people on this board since 97% of ppl here are japanophiles....

okay. what do you mean then? in real life if everyone hates the japs (not on this board), why are they constantly sack rode? who?

does it really matter?

why?

maybe because of playstation their luxury ricecookers?

[Vitamian]

Everyone's jealous of their smart toilet seats that incorporates the douche while you read Vanity Fair feature.