the "ask an asian" thread.

[Fabulaz]

i have brown nipples, so i guess i'm safely off your list then.

thank goodness.

That's a shame. I was looking forward to our encounter.

[Guest jmatsu]

What are some things I need to know before dating an asian guy..he`s japanese.

How do asian guys like to have sex

well, most japanese like raw seafood.

why not become his personal human sushi platter? like in that one movie with sean connery and wesly snipes...

he could maybe put some sashimi inside you instead of using soy sauce (or ponzo depending on the fish/dish).

an older erotic game is deep french kissing with a raw egg yolk. you guys could transfer it from mouth to mouth. whoever breaks the yolk loses the game. yes, it's from tanpopo.

also let him cum on your face. that's a pretty standard japanese sex requisite.

[Raskol]

^^ also, whine and cry like a baby during intercourse

none of that moaning to indicate that you're actually enjoying it. you must make him feel as if you're being punished.

[djrajio]

^^ also, whine and cry like a baby during intercourse

none of that moaning to indicate that you're actually enjoying it. you must make him feel as if you're being punished.

Actually they only do that in pornos. In my experience J-girls act just as normal as any other woman. Stop watching so much porno, freak.

[JustHaja]

bukkake is the act of mass sexual intercourse. well, usually it's only one person having direct sexual intercourse but there's a circle of other guys masturbating as well, and then they take turns releasing their deposit on the victim.

mmm... bukkake.

as for it being a food, i recall in 'sex is zero', a korean movie, that semen is similar to egg albumen in its protein configuration and such...

no, not all asian chicks have brown nipples.

wait, yes. yes they do. *laugh*

:rolleyes:wow.....sounds like a great saturday night....are there candles involved...it seems a bit ceremonial

well, most japanese like raw seafood.

why not become his personal human sushi platter? like in that one movie with sean connery and wesly snipes...

he could maybe put some sashimi inside you instead of using soy sauce (or ponzo depending on the fish/dish).

an older erotic game is deep french kissing with a raw egg yolk. you guys could transfer it from mouth to mouth. whoever breaks the yolk loses the game. yes, it's from tanpopo.

also let him cum on your face. that's a pretty standard japanese sex requisite.

The human sushi platter sounds nice...your place or mine.....and no wasabi...lol

[DJ2xTech]

bukkake is the act of mass sexual intercourse. well, usually it's only one person having direct sexual intercourse but there's a circle of other guys masturbating as well, and then they take turns releasing their deposit on the victim.

mmm... bukkake.

as for it being a food, i recall in 'sex is zero', a korean movie, that semen is similar to egg albumen in its protein configuration and such...

no, not all asian chicks have brown nipples.

wait, yes. yes they do. *laugh*

Hhaha they mixed the semen with rat poison in that movie right? And that older college student guy ate it and ran away!

Ha Ji Won is so pretty, too bad she didn't have sex scenes like that other girl did. At least the other girl had nice big tits for an Asian chic.

[BTT]

Tia Tanaka....

[dismalfuture]

also let him cum on your face. that's a pretty standard japanese sex requisite.

dude, this isn't a strictly Japanese thing. I can't even decide if I like a girl usually unless she looks good with my cum on her face.

[Analyst]

Tia Tanaka....

She's pretty cute Pocket edition....

[lady therese]

hello,

One thing I am amazed of asians are the exotic foods that they eat.

What exotic foods are unique of your country?

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[kauflust]

hello,

One thing I am amazed of asians are the exotic foods that they eat.

What exotic foods are unique of your country?

___________________

Wanting to teach your kids a sense of responsibility and train them to be physically fit?

See this military school for girls or a military school for boys.

die in a fire

[lilodxd]

hello,

One thing I am amazed of asians are the exotic foods that they eat.

What exotic foods are unique of your country?

___________________

Wanting to teach your kids a sense of responsibility and train them to be physically fit?

See this military school for girls or a military school for boys.

[kauflust]

^ i love you

[insomaniac]

hello,

One thing I am amazed of asians are the exotic foods that they eat.

What exotic foods are unique of your country?

white boys.

[almondcrush]

fuck why dont they have garlic spam in america fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

[almondcrush]

spanish girls

f i x e d !

[airportlobbytx]

yes! finally some answers.

1) who would win in a fight: an unarmed asian or a crocodile?

2) which asian country produces the fattest asians?

3) who are the polacks of asian world?

[Pogi]

yes! finally some answers.

1) who would win in a fight: an unarmed asian or a crocodile?

2) which asian country produces the fattest asians?

3) who are the polacks of asian world?

1) asian will eat the crocodile and then save the stock for tomorrow

2) japan have sumo wrestlers

3) polacks? I googled and found references to poland and poles. :confused:

[Guest jmatsu]

3) polacks? I googled and found references to poland and poles. :confused:

he meant which asians are considered the asses of of collective asia.

[airportlobbytx]

Are sumos the fattest Asians? They're pretty fat, I guess. If you've never been to Louisiana.

[almondcrush]

i think there are some fat samoans maybe

[DJ2xTech]

yes! finally some answers.

1) who would win in a fight: an unarmed asian or a crocodile?

2) which asian country produces the fattest asians?

3) who are the polacks of asian world?

1) Crocodile. Watch this video of a Malaysian person being takening out of the stomach of a dead crocdile.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DrxOzB8pV_U

2) Japan has fat sumo wrestlers, but on a whole I'd say Filipinos are usually bigger than other Asians.

3) Probably FJs.

[dizzhizz]

hello,

One thing I am amazed of asians are the exotic foods that they eat.

What exotic foods are unique of your country?

Dogs. Lots of little cute fuzzy dogs.

[Pogi]

he meant which asians are considered the asses of of collective asia.

Viets then....

[poly800rock]

Viets then....

no way, easily koreans.

[airportlobbytx]

Viets then...

But their sandwiches are so good! I can't believe it.

[Guest jmatsu]

But their sandwiches are so good! I can't believe it.

this was probably a gift from the french.

no hate, but vietnamese immigrants' english is fucking freaky. weird-monotone-robot sounding voices. alot of times they sound totally void of any basic emotions.

[poly800rock]

this was probably a gift from the french.

no hate, but vietnamese immigrants' english is fucking freaky. weird-monotone-robot sounding voices. alot of times they sound totally void of any basic emotions.

bread only.

[Guest jmatsu]

i have my opinions, but why would koreans be considered the asses or poles of asia?

i don't give a fuck, i'm not korean.

[Vitamian]

Cambodians.