Random Thoughts...

[whitney]

I can't believe they'd paint the sidewalk curb red and not have a sign.

now the sole of my shoes are engine red

[Hendodo]

^^ that sucks..

why is Pepto -Bismal pink??

[branespload]

I can't believe they'd paint the sidewalk curb red and not have a sign.

now the sole of my shoes are engine red

99% stars intact, VVVNDS

in other news i didnt do as well as i had hoped on my ochem midterm

should i retail therapy and cop some knives or something

or should i punish myself and make them a reward for doing well on the final??

i didnt reward myself last midterm, practically set the curve tho

am i gay for thinking the grade was a satisfying reward??

:confused:

[blm14]

^julz, yes that's punky brewster.

[junglejane]

I can't believe they'd paint the sidewalk curb red and not have a sign.

now the sole of my shoes are engine red

sell them on ebay as one-off louboutins

[Hendodo]

^^ haha or limited edition red solez

[samsikle]

man i hate shady people! my friend is being hella stupid saying she can get me the hook up on cosmetics for nordstrom's 40% off promotion for employees. she says to me today she can't do it like, "umm naah, i can't do it anymore, it's too late." like wtf, the promotion hasn't even started yet! don't say you will and then don't you dirty liar.

[Analog]

1. OMG!

2. Double-ended Fleshlight

3. (...shhhhh!...)

4. $$$$$$$$$

[bouwnt]

1. kindred spirits

2. distilled spirits/Darth Maul?

3. (half-price)

4. Exhausted.

[bouwnt]

round 2 / Careless Whisper-quiet

[Analog]

[evisu 2000]

i just tried to find a fleshlight cupcake but failed.

[Analog]

That shit must be out there somewhere...

[Analog]

( Filed under "fleshlight pastry" )

[bouwnt]

found one but it's used

[DrMoBueno]

horny slut fleshlight appreciation thread

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

who needs a fleshlight when you've got JAPAAAAAAAAAAAN

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[duck sauce]

2345678

[azn8oi]

I usually never take the fortune cookie, but I did today.

It said, "You will soon be confronted with unlimited opportunities."

Yeah, I believe it to be true too. Bye bye America, for now.

[wahwho11]

first time eating a pomegranate. i'm a hater when it comes to seeds but these are doable.

[Servo2000]

the new beyonce video is super dissapointing

[Sayword]

somebody get that white baby

[AcrobaticTenement]

went to class today, at the end the prof says "hand in your essays now". I realized i was completely oblivious as to the due date of an essay worth 30% of my grade. oops. came home and cracked out 2500 words on luther in like 2 hours... unnecessary late penalties ..

[Leonard Leroy]

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Whistle-sang this song all day

[Analog]

Gradient || | | | | | |

somebody get that white baby

[Sayword]

lol just noticed that

[jack napier]

my paranoia increases every day

[bouwnt]

Gradient || | | | | | |

aka weak sperm

[sawn-off chef]

new beach house album is really, really good.

[Yardsale]

no wonder he wanted the documentary blocked