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Oh now I know why I haven't been disgusted by my constant farting for the last two hours.......

I must have a dick up my nose because it's been plugged.

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i have some really old hush puppies slippers for around the house, and i'm still baffled as to why the laces on one foot always untie themselves in a few hours of wearing, no matter how tightly i tie them, while the other foot stays in shape, no matter how loose.

they're just there for show, but still... wtf.

and why am i almost always guaranteed shitty weather on a day off? it was nice the last two when i was stuck at work until dark :(

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Woke up... Chest feels all congested and tight!

HYNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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so hungry

i dream of hashbrowns and eggs with a delicious side of curly fries and ranch

:(

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i'm almost all grown up:

can't sleep √

no health insurance √

full time job √

little education √

no savings √

fighting over living situations √

miserable marriage _

all thats missing...

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what ss is that supreme one?

hasn't dropped yet, you gonna camp out for it?

in the meantime you can cop the cheap plastic kind:

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anyone ordering anything from japan? get at me i want to pick up like a 2,000 yen shirt off Y!J but shipping from japan to us for just that would be like eight times more expensive than the shirt so maybe i can stick it in your order / shipment?

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Someone please send me a link to this sex tape!!!!

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Two former Miss Universe contestants are stealing the sex tape scandal spotlight, after a home video hit the web reportedly featuring Miss Japan 2008 and Miss Trinidad and Tobago 2008 engaged — fully engaged — in a hardcore three-way with some dude, reportedly a professional photographer. Hiroko Mima (Japan) and Anya Ayoung-Chee (T&T) both competed in the 2008 Miss Universe pageant.

“This was apparently eight months after the pageant and neither were the reigning titleholder. The photographer is NOT a Miss Universe staffer so we have nothing to say or any involvement … thank goodness.”

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where to cop duck?

no really i want that

my friend had one in vail. took her six months to find another one and buy it for me.

beats the corona palm tree i had on there before.

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i have no motivation to do any of my work. i just want to sleep so that it's tomorrow and i can take the train up to burlington to see my brother.

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pm'ed

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My nigga, these motherfuckers wont let me rep you but You know I got you.

They say this video is HOT son! HOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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