Random Thoughts...

[samsikle]

where do you live again bb?

[crissyw]

east side sj, evergreeeeen

[samsikle]

haaaaa hella essj! that's not that far. considering i drive to cupertino monday through thursday from northside sj for school. which i thought was pretty ridiculous. now i'm used to it. going to de anza gives me an excuse to stop by beard papa.

[newaesthetic]

I was just wasting time on Porsche's site speccing a GT3. I ended up adding $45k of options to an $112k car. Wow.

Best start saving now...

[Quik]

I AM SO CONFUSED, and mildly entertained.

"Bargain conscious American capitalist is always on the lookout for small enclosure filled with easily flustered flightless birds. "Whoa Nelly!" Local farmer's chicken coop is a free & fun source of calories for hungry businessman.

Today after all night bathhouse romp with friends & coworkers, lust for tasty uncooked egg overwhelms fear of angry local farmer. I know that good value comes from speedy exit with well bred fowl! Farmer's coop is well protected from fox and dog, but limber and aggressive human can easily jump over small fence. Inside coop, many birds become irritated due to noisy intrusion.

Big mistake! First rule of chicken coop value is "dress for success". Jumping into chicken coop naked causes messy bird excretions to become caked into body hair. Not to mention naked man less credible when authorities inevitably become in involved in mass chicken destruction.

They say "perseverance is the spirit of small bird robbery" and this is very true when bird noise attracts attention from muscle bound ranch hands. I carefully slide into chicken enclosure and conceal myself behind wall of panicked fowl for many hours. Although odor from bulk birds in tight space is overpowering, eggs are plentiful and dark chicken hole is well deserved "R&R" from the hustle and bustle of corporate America.

Lucky for me, I have been in this situation countless times before. A small plastic sack is ideal for holding of many eggs, and portable sudoku game passes the time while birds become accustomed to man inside their house.

Before daylight I smash through chicken house with largest birds under arms and mouth filled with egg. This tasty treat is guilt-free, since chicken products are low in fat and provide energy for a productive day in the office.

Overall, I give night in bird coop an 8 out of 10. Although bird egg is tasty value, now local population is enraged at disturbance of farms and many feathers are jammed into my skin.

I recommend chicken egg with great vigor!"

http://thebestproduct.org/

,,,wat

[lotek01]

Was chillin on a bench today with my leg up and felt a cool breeze hit a little close to home. Looked down and realised a nut was hanging out of a crotch rip in my jeans (I wear boxers).

Kinda wished a chick had walked past and noticed just so I could wiggle my left eyebrow and go "hEeYy bAbyyYY"

[Leonard Leroy]

i know you talkin to teeg but i'm rockin my hair like kaneko from cz2, mine is slightly shorter

mad homo but whatev

am gonna grow out my moustache now

wha's dis?

[amardeep]

im writing a 10 page research paper on helvetica right now. i feel like such a nerd for choosing this as my topic

on another note, you all should watch the helvetica documentary film, really interesting stuff.

[lotek01]

wha's dis?

If you're talking about the film, it's Crows Zero 2, the film series where everyone looks like they're dressed in Yohji Yamamoto x Japanese School Uniforms.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

lol talked to a sufu member for the first time on aim today, hellawkward but cool. sup crissyw.

Drove, ran, baked, bitched, and spent too long on the internet this last hour looking at clothing again. Life is pretty neat sometimes.

[Leonard Leroy]

If you're talking about the film, it's Crows Zero 2, the film series where everyone looks like they're dressed in Yohji Yamamoto x Japanese School Uniforms.

Hah, it's a miike film?

Man, I haven't watched one in a while, is it good? Is part 1 good?

Fuck I want some good coffee.

[sawn-off chef]

leon man, you gotta relax dude, people say i'm hyper but fuck you can't finish a post without going off hahah

[Leonard Leroy]

oh, excuse me? I'ma go ahead and say I'm fine, actually.

[sawn-off chef]

joking around duder, chillll

[Leonard Leroy]

I am

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[sawn-off chef]

i am a moron :|

[6ixes&7evens]

i wonder if this bitch is down for me to put one of those things in her vagina so i can see inside her

[sawn-off chef]

i missed you man, glad you're back

[Leonard Leroy]

i wonder if this bitch is down for me to put one of those things in her vagina so i can see inside her

Wait a second

[6ixes&7evens]

if you really missed me you'd let me try out my new tool on u

[sawn-off chef]

it's only gay if we kiss

[bouwnt]

she sound like the kinda betty wanna put thangs up inside

YOUR business 2 tho. decisions, decisions.........

[6ixes&7evens]

Wait a second

thats what she said

[Leonard Leroy]

gonna shave this into both sides of my head

[lovelysteve]

will paypal someone to help/do this shitty neoliberalism + globalisation essay (700 words)

[lotek01]

Hah, it's a miike film?

Man, I haven't watched one in a while, is it good? Is part 1 good?

Pretty good, based on a manga so you know it's gonna be overstylized exaggerated nonsense, which it is, and that's a great thing.

[yannickl]

last night a friend yelled into my ear and now it feels a little deaf :-/ hope it goes away.

[jl3969]

i cant wait to watch the lil wayne documentary

[haploid]

My Yoyojam Legacy doesn't spin for that long. Does anyone know how to fix this? It's totally stock.

[AL-9000]

so in class this morning this girl said equatorial guinea was in south america. and she was responding to the professor's question in a "oh i totally know what you're talking about" kinda tone (we were talking about a new york times article).

i didn't know whether to laugh or feel bad