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too bad you dont live within a few miles of me sam :( would be so down for some wingstop friez

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haaaaa hella essj! that's not that far. considering i drive to cupertino monday through thursday from northside sj for school. which i thought was pretty ridiculous. now i'm used to it. going to de anza gives me an excuse to stop by beard papa.

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I AM SO CONFUSED, and mildly entertained.

"Bargain conscious American capitalist is always on the lookout for small enclosure filled with easily flustered flightless birds. "Whoa Nelly!" Local farmer's chicken coop is a free & fun source of calories for hungry businessman.

Today after all night bathhouse romp with friends & coworkers, lust for tasty uncooked egg overwhelms fear of angry local farmer. I know that good value comes from speedy exit with well bred fowl! Farmer's coop is well protected from fox and dog, but limber and aggressive human can easily jump over small fence. Inside coop, many birds become irritated due to noisy intrusion.

Big mistake! First rule of chicken coop value is "dress for success". Jumping into chicken coop naked causes messy bird excretions to become caked into body hair. Not to mention naked man less credible when authorities inevitably become in involved in mass chicken destruction.

They say "perseverance is the spirit of small bird robbery" and this is very true when bird noise attracts attention from muscle bound ranch hands. I carefully slide into chicken enclosure and conceal myself behind wall of panicked fowl for many hours. Although odor from bulk birds in tight space is overpowering, eggs are plentiful and dark chicken hole is well deserved "R&R" from the hustle and bustle of corporate America.

Lucky for me, I have been in this situation countless times before. A small plastic sack is ideal for holding of many eggs, and portable sudoku game passes the time while birds become accustomed to man inside their house.

Before daylight I smash through chicken house with largest birds under arms and mouth filled with egg. This tasty treat is guilt-free, since chicken products are low in fat and provide energy for a productive day in the office.

Overall, I give night in bird coop an 8 out of 10. Although bird egg is tasty value, now local population is enraged at disturbance of farms and many feathers are jammed into my skin.

I recommend chicken egg with great vigor!"

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,,,wat

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Was chillin on a bench today with my leg up and felt a cool breeze hit a little close to home. Looked down and realised a nut was hanging out of a crotch rip in my jeans (I wear boxers).

Kinda wished a chick had walked past and noticed just so I could wiggle my left eyebrow and go "hEeYy bAbyyYY"

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im writing a 10 page research paper on helvetica right now. i feel like such a nerd for choosing this as my topic

on another note, you all should watch the helvetica documentary film, really interesting stuff.

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wha's dis?

If you're talking about the film, it's Crows Zero 2, the film series where everyone looks like they're dressed in Yohji Yamamoto x Japanese School Uniforms.

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lol talked to a sufu member for the first time on aim today, hellawkward but cool. sup crissyw.

Drove, ran, baked, bitched, and spent too long on the internet this last hour looking at clothing again. Life is pretty neat sometimes.

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If you're talking about the film, it's Crows Zero 2, the film series where everyone looks like they're dressed in Yohji Yamamoto x Japanese School Uniforms.

Hah, it's a miike film?

Man, I haven't watched one in a while, is it good? Is part 1 good?

Fuck I want some good coffee.

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she sound like the kinda betty wanna put thangs up inside

YOUR business 2 tho. decisions, decisions.........

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Hah, it's a miike film?

Man, I haven't watched one in a while, is it good? Is part 1 good?

Pretty good, based on a manga so you know it's gonna be overstylized exaggerated nonsense, which it is, and that's a great thing.

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