superconfessional

[bouwnt]

i hope that's a quote from riki-oh

[operationjake]

i like futons.

a lot.

[evisu 2000]

like real ones?

or fake ones

or did you mean crutons, because those are pretty dope.

[dino might]

http://babelfish.altavista.com

use the chinese traditional --> english, then guess what it is supposed to be. if you can get it, i will give you a cookie.

hint: has to do with someone who loves toes.

this is of no help to me.

Oh day I soon water leakage!!!!!!!!!!! She also has†the lifeguard “the sock!!

the fucking punctuation doesnt even make sense!

[israel]

Last night I watched The Counterfeiters and the whole time I was watching it I would every so often start to think about fashion and the wardrobes in the movie. It made me hate myself, someone tell me I'm not the only one this sort of thing has happened to... it makes me feel like shit.

dood i always do that shit

coppin dem movies steez man

its not even a problem

dont be so ahrd on yourself yo

[evisu 2000]

paste the rep and i will translate it for you

[operationjake]

like real ones?

or fake ones

or did you mean crutons, because those are pretty dope.

not fauxtons, or photons,

but futons. straight up. real, futons.

what can beat the convenience of a full sized bed, fully adequate for yourself and two optimally figured women, with the versatility of turning into a sofa within seconds? do i want sex lying down, or a blowjob upright while i play mario kart?

the possibilities are endless.

[evisu 2000]

not fauxtons, or photons,

but futons. straight up. real, futons.

what can beat the convenience of a full sized bed, fully adequate for yourself and two optimally figured women, with the versatility of turning into a sofa within seconds? do i want sex lying down, or a blowjob upright while i play mario kart?

the possibilities are endless.

those are the fake ones

these are the real ones

seen

[operationjake]

those are the fake ones

these are the real ones

seen

that is a shikibuton.

i, as an uncultured american, would not understand that innovative japanese design. therefore, i take full responsibility for my stupidity in calling the following... a futon:

but you win.

[mrip]

i feel like vomiting in someone's face.

i think i did that last night

got super wasted and cant remember anything

my number nine jeans were soaked with puke

[azn8oi]

i got some puke on my sugarcanes the first night i wore them, in singapore.

[jayrock]

amatuer hour

i pissed in a mop bucket at the bar last weekend

[2000dB]

I got permission from my boss to be rude with cutomers.

I love insulting people.

[jordanelias]

*amateur

how fitting

[2000dB]

and I got a new pillow... it's mad soft but it stinks D:

[tweeds]

dats gross.

that's like the inside of my final home sneakers. it's got a funny rubberized smell. i don't really want to pack it inside my suitcase.

[whizkit]

assuming ur suitcase is less smelly than ur rubber smelling sneakers

[azn8oi]

why do singaporeans smell the inside of their sneakers? humidity test?

[jeepster]

im pissed the audio stream from the school fucked up again tonight. dammit.

[Francis Xavier]

I fucked my wife and her girlfriend until 7:30 this morning. Then I picked up the kids from grandma's house and went to work.

Still haven't slept. And I still smell like sex. I really should shower, but part of me wants to savor the victory.

Sieg Heil, m'man.

[azn8oi]

i use my cologne 2-3x faster in asia than i do at home in LA.

i am so scared of body odor syndrome here, because i am victimized by all the taiwanese people here, women included.

[maxlin]

i use my cologne 2-3x faster in asia than i do at home in LA.

i am so scared of body odor syndrome here, because i am victimized by all the taiwanese people here, women included.

i find taiwan to be smelly esp. walking around downtown taipei

[Francis Xavier]

I like to eat the guts, too.

[geekbonchic]

I broke my rap cherry tonight with my last post.

[julzkind]

im having a panic attack.

[sistersuzie]

in a few minutes you won't be as high, remember that haha

[julzkind]

oh, no. i wish that was why. :-/

[sistersuzie]

I send you looooooooooooove

[julzkind]

I send you looooooooooooove

aw, ty <33333.

[terrible!]

I'll send you xanax....

I made the mistake of picking a bunch up and realized I dont even really like them. Now my nose hurts. Probably should just ate them...