superconfessional

[chronoaug]

I'm twenty.

Also any girl who plays hard to get I just write off and ignore, I've got a three strikes, you're out policy on dogging me.

That's a good policy. You got your head on straight. Keep on truckin'

[Gouf]

this is for cabl3:

No such thing as hard to get these days, just a girl that enjoys trying to play a lot of dudes at once by being flirtatious and inviting to every dude she knows. They get the idea from womens magazines that promote superficial and critically judgmental behavior in women.

Want to stop getting played? Don't play the game.

If she doesn't respond to (2) text messages or a (heavy) voicemail. Forget her. Its not meant to be that difficult. And I bet the dude that offers the least amount of effort towards her is gaining the most of her attention.

Caring will only hurt you in the long run fam

[cabl3]

thanks man yea i completely agree...well yea friday will be strike 3

not really thinking about it too much though, i'm more concerned bout havin fun w/some friends

also, the leather jacket wasnt too bad in the morning...though all of a sudden its way too humid and im only wearing it when i go outdoors (at work/uni)

def gonna keep it on for tonight though, gonna go see my friend's band

[ProfMonnitoff]

fuck cosmo for ever promoting that

those women get assholes and they deserve assholes

[cabl3]

so lesson learned...be an asshole

[ProfMonnitoff]

if you want a dumb cosmo reading broad then yes i guess?

[unklesteve]

orly? ^ (pic)

sounds intense

Ahem. For the record:

[fadingblue]

Someone at my school made a gossip profile on facebook where they talk shit to and about people. It's too great, i love my school. I really wish she would step up her game and make it a full out blog with pictures and stuff that would be even better. I'm enjoying reading her shit.

Everybody was talking about this shit today, it was too funny, i cant wait till it gets back to the administration. On some skank-ass girls profile the shit talker said "No dick will ever be bigger than your forehead"

I was looking at it during class, I LOLed pretty hard

Also i went to vampire weekend/hot chip last night, it was wayyyy too good. so fun.

[junglejane]

I don't know how cosmo stays in production. the covers all say the exact same thing every month.

*****1240968 TRICKS TO HEAT UP YOUR MAN IN THE BEDROOM!!! WE TALKED TO 2304996 GUYS ACROSS THE COUNTRY!!*****

******HOW TO LOSE 100 POUNDS IN 7 DAYS AND LOOK FABULOUS FOR YOUR MAN!!!!*********

******03949 SEXY FALL FASHINS TO GET THE BOYS TO LOOK AT YOU!!!!!*****

fuck dat shet

[cabl3]

^^ my thoughts exactly on mens health/fitness magazines

GET ROCK HARD ABS!! 30 SIZZLING SEX SECRETS!

109385854 HEALTH/FITNESS TIPS INSIDE!

i counted...they lied.

if you want a dumb cosmo reading broad then yes i guess?

true...so true

[Gouf]

ive been dealing with fraudulent activity on my bank account for the past two weeks.

had to open a new account and leave a minimal amount of money in there so it doesn't get closed while at the same time hoarding cash because i keep getting random charges that send me to a negative account balance and a myriad of overdraft fees for things I never bought/subscribed to.

[mrip]

Everybody was talking about this shit today, it was too funny, i cant wait till it gets back to the administration. On some skank-ass girls profile the shit talker said "No dick will ever be bigger than your forehead"

I was looking at it during class, I LOLed pretty hard

Also i went to vampire weekend/hot chip last night, it was wayyyy too good. so fun.

my friend made a diss myspace and got suspended from school cuz some kids parents snitched

[Gouf]

I don't know how cosmo stays in production. the covers all say the exact same thing every month.

*****1240968 TRICKS TO HEAT UP YOUR MAN IN THE BEDROOM!!! WE TALKED TO 2304996 GUYS ACROSS THE COUNTRY!!*****

******HOW TO LOSE 100 POUNDS IN 7 DAYS AND LOOK FABULOUS FOR YOUR MAN!!!!*********

******03949 SEXY FALL FASHINS TO GET THE BOYS TO LOOK AT YOU!!!!!*****

fuck dat shet

Its because everyday a girl is born and groomed by those around her to have little to no substance. It seems nowadays women live to impress and outdo other women rather than developing unique and personal interests. In los angeles atleast, women are constantly trying to fabricate an image of themselves that attracts adoration and recognition for seemingly doing nothing but looking and speaking cute. The goal is to get a "hot and successful" guy but for no purpose other than showing other women that she can get a "hot and successful" guy. He can treat her like dirt and make her feel like cold lumpy shit, but as long as that image is fulfilled and other women envy her she will not question the relationship.

Like eddie griffin once said, "what ever happened to falling in love with a nigga with a bus pass?"

[bouwnt]

i'm twisted proper and i'm hungry as fuckk. nothing to snack on except oh, there's those fucking saltines!

can he eat an entire box of half-stale saltine crackers? you decide

[joey_formal]

i say yes, yes you can

[M.O.A]

go for it man

[Leonard Leroy]

PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON lT

[mr fluffernutter]

i love eating a shitload of crackers

[whitney]

sometimes i can be such a fuck up.

i don't know whether to blame it on laziness or lack of interest or both

[bouwnt]

poll's closed. i'm puttin GRAAVY ON EM

[futuredwight]

Tonight I had a three hour lecture from 6-9.

After one hour I just wanted to leave.

I also wanted to touch the boobs of the girl sitting beside me.

I didn't do either.

3 hour lectures are the worst.

[mrip]

sounds like an epic fail

you should have at least jacked off under the table

[futuredwight]

I'm also taking an Abnormal Psychology course.

I will do it then, the prof will understand.

Thank you for your concern.

[julzkind]

i love eating a shitload of crackers

and whistling, just to be an asshole.

[e0d9n0b5]

whenever i watch cris angel MINDFREAK it makes me wish that i was ... a ....

MIIIIIINNNNNNDFREEAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKK

[poly800rock]

korean chicks with freckles are the end of me

[mrip]

if i threaten you with neg rep will you study

[ProfMonnitoff]

I'm also taking an Abnormal Psychology course.

I will do it then, the prof will understand.

Thank you for your concern.

as a prof, i can assure you that he will be totally down with it

[artificialsky]

I don't know how cosmo stays in production. the covers all say the exact same thing every month.

*****1240968 TRICKS TO HEAT UP YOUR MAN IN THE BEDROOM!!! WE TALKED TO 2304996 GUYS ACROSS THE COUNTRY!!*****

******HOW TO LOSE 100 POUNDS IN 7 DAYS AND LOOK FABULOUS FOR YOUR MAN!!!!*********

******03949 SEXY FALL FASHINS TO GET THE BOYS TO LOOK AT YOU!!!!!*****

fuck dat shet

I'm not a huge fan of Jezebel but their "Cover Lies" posts are always terrific.

moar here

[azn8oi]

slow down masturbation by pinching your dick, guys.