superconfessional

[DüM]

since this is really just the bitchassness thread:

my school has horrible parking, so I spent 15 minutes circling the two parking lots. You basically have to follow someone who looks like they're going to their car. So I spot this cute chick and make eye contact right as Lil Wayne is saying "LICK PUSSY, LICK PUSSY, LICK PUSSY!" and so I smile awkwardly and she waves at me. And then I see a parking spot and by the time I'm parked she's gone. I was already late for class anyway though.

[wesc]

dude lil wayne was giving you a sign... you must follow his words ! such disrespect to the gospel of lil wayne tsktsk

[Spaghettini]

since this is really just the bitchassness thread:

[evisu 2000]

she probably thought you were mo for bumping weezy anyway.

[ProfMonnitoff]

i know the dude who penetrated palin's email addy

he was in one of my classes

he was chill du

hope he's ok

man tell him hes a dumbass

hmmm i could create the biggest political scandal in ages

or post the password on a of guys who watch child porn and have them fuck everything up

hmmmm what will i do :confused:

[Thorns]

I do too many things. I have occupational ADD.

[2000dB]

she probably thought you were mo for bumping weezy anyway.

haha word.

[skistar]

I'll send you xanax....

send em to me yo.

esp I they are legit 2mg barz

[NatseOklim]

since this is really just the bitchassness thread:

my school has horrible parking, so I spent 15 minutes circling the two parking lots. You basically have to follow someone who looks like they're going to their car. So I spot this cute chick and make eye contact right as Lil Wayne is saying "LICK PUSSY, LICK PUSSY, LICK PUSSY!" and so I smile awkwardly and she waves at me. And then I see a parking spot and by the time I'm parked she's gone. I was already late for class anyway though.

Shoulda been playing "Bottom of the Pusshole" by Cam'ron

[arem]

Is his name Kernell? Pics of him are on the news wire services, apparently he's the son of a TN State Rep. Doesn't look good for him...

his # isn't working, he doesn't have fb anymore, and I think he's gone back home/left the university.

This boi is lookin at serious charges.

[DüM]

see, I fucking hate mass.

[e0d9n0b5]

is this some joke feud that is going way over my head?

[artificialsky]

see, I fucking hate mass.

this belongs in the "shit you hate thread"

newb.

[chronoaug]

Leaving the house at 7:15am, coming home at 8, then having to go to bed earlyish because i have to get up at 7 again is killing me. I feel like an old man being exhausted every day at 8pm.

Also, fuck girls with boyfriends who constantly are giving you hints they're in love with you. I could do better looks wise but she's really cool so it doens't matter much.

[evisu 2000]

&

what

[jonle714]

My friend left her phone somewhere. I got it and was on my way to return it to her, but i dropped it and now the screen is all white. It was a pretty old crap phone, but i feel so bad. Do i replace with crap new phone or good new phone?

[bill]

I just opened the credit card bill and I have WAY LESS in my bank account than i thought.

the last 24 hours sucked pretty much

I need a new winter jacket (at least one)

and alcohol

[maxlin]

My friend left her phone somewhere. I got it and was on my way to return it to her, but i dropped it and now the screen is all white. It was a pretty old crap phone, but i feel so bad. Do i replace with crap new phone or good new phone?

tell her it was broken when you found it

[salaryman]

I just smiled hard after finding out fearitself's screen name is dipset3147

[bouwnt]

I say, rollin' around,

sittin' on dubs

cat like eye, was high on shrubs,

Coolin' in my Escalade,

Man I'm paid, I got it made,

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face,

I'm gonna piss on it.

[scoki]

FUCK THIS SHIT.

I've been in this community college for too fucking long. I need to get myself the fuck out of this place. Fuck smoking. I've quit and have been clean for a week. I'm not touching another cigarette again. Fuck whiny ass dramatic bitches trying to hold me down. I don't care about your fucking bullshit.

[samsikle]

where do you go? i was talking to some milpitas folks at a party once trying to figure out if i knew you in real lifes

[geekbonchic]

I am going to open a new credit card tomorrow. And I promise to behave.

[maxlin]

page 1337 lUlz!!!

[samsikle]

i like to eat dinner and watch dexter. kind of gross.

my dad is giving me shit about the trip i'm planning to go on. i'm going whether he likes it or not, but i don't have a credit card so i sort of need him to buy the ticket. the credit card i do have is a joint account, which they pay for. i'm thinking of just charging the ticket myself. "sry pops, non-refundable." but i am paying for my trip tho

[mrip]

^^

that is the good bitchassness

dum is just a bitchass

[Kodiak]

oh shit, in on page 1337

[kyo]

i like to eat dinner and watch dexter. kind of gross.

I always eat and watch surgical shows on TLC. It weirds a lot of my friends out.

[NatseOklim]

pos repped someone I meant to neg rep. bollocks

[joey_formal]

just a little frustrated.

by little i mean fucking out of controll