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i had a weird dream last night...about being a second wife to my friends husband. and i fucked him in the dream and then i didnt mind when he got a third wife.

wtf is going on in my head?! second wife?? and i dont even like the fucker!!!

^wish i could rep again.

unless a woman has 3 or more jobs or children, should be getting it at least 4x a week. we go at least every other day or i start wrecking shit.

haha, before muslim girls get married they are told its against the religion to say no if their husbands ask for sex.

i think its bullshit, but i never said no.

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ya think??

ya, i called bullshit on it before this. that and being told its a sin to have sex outside your bedroom.

you wanna get married?

i had been waiting for you to ask...

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I was really drunk in my triple block grad technology class yesterday. If i facebook chatted someone during, i apologize for being incoherent. The 3 hour class went by a lot faster. Apparently, i have an assignment due next week and i'm in a group. Also, this girl who is actually really cool but with a lame boyfriend seems like she is starting to be into me a lot more. Good times

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cheep n' azn? woah......... next thing he's gonna be doing street grabs.........

edit: re: taking girls from behind......... the line you hear too often "but that's where I poo from" .......... pffffffffffffffffffffffft

ok... thats harsh son... street grabs?

and this isnt fucking her ass, just doggie style

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she made me feel so goooooooood

+ rape if I could

ok... thats harsh son... street grabs?

and this isnt fucking her ass, just doggie style

all love holmes.

and yeah I knew you weren't talkin' about that... I just took it there............ sometimes you just gotta take it there

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Everything is new to her. Every movie, artist, book, anything i casually mention she has never heard of but eager to learn. She just discovered soy milk. I think this is a trap. I need to find some trampy girl who smokes after sex, stat!

Update: This girl is still kinda naive/innocent in certain ways, but her friend who i got drink with before class the other day knew her and i have been talking a bit. She told me that the girl likes anal. Did not fucking see that coming. Girls are terrible secret keepers when drunk

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^all girls say that til you try and shove a parking cone up their asses. then they sing a different tune.

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You mean I've collecting all these cones for nothing!!!?? MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad::mad::(:(:eek:

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^^ in college my school was next to a bar. And between 12h and 15h everyday, a pitcher of beer = 6$.

i have been drunk so often in my classes in the late afternoon

lucky. my college is in mtl nord, but I can easily go to a metro station and go downtown (in 40 minutes...).

lucky

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^why does he bother dling? There are plenty of places to stream better/decent quality vids. Kinda lame to keep porn on your comp these days. It's like paying for Napster.

I'm ambivalent about actually loading porn on the network here - I swear network dudes be watching my every move. Have you load up a bunch of security software and whatnot. They rule these e-waves with an iron fist. Don't want them seeing me searching for eldery tranvestite porn.*

*although maybe I should just to keep them on their toes

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I'm leaving the country in like 3.5 days and I'm still copping shit off sufumarche. Fuck

You having that shit shipped to your new address? Not a problem.

Confess: Maybe it's because I still a little drunk, but I get mad jel when I see my girlfriend hanging out with other guys. Even if it is one of my best friends. This long distance shit sucks.

It's probably just me being an insecure bitch though.

I'm listening to Joy Division and New Order and singing loudly to get myself out of this mood though.

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