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I was really drunk in my triple block grad technology class yesterday. If i facebook chatted someone during, i apologize for being incoherent. The 3 hour class went by a lot faster. Apparently, i have an assignment due next week and i'm in a group. Also, this girl who is actually really cool but with a lame boyfriend seems like she is starting to be into me a lot more. Good times

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^^ in college my school was next to a bar. And between 12h and 15h everyday, a pitcher of beer = 6$.

i have been drunk so often in my classes in the late afternoon

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cheep n' azn? woah......... next thing he's gonna be doing street grabs.........

edit: re: taking girls from behind......... the line you hear too often "but that's where I poo from" .......... pffffffffffffffffffffffft

ok... thats harsh son... street grabs?

and this isnt fucking her ass, just doggie style

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a sin to have sex outside of your bedroom? i hope you dont mind being a sinner

may god forgive me.

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she made me feel so goooooooood

+ rape if I could

ok... thats harsh son... street grabs?

and this isnt fucking her ass, just doggie style

all love holmes.

and yeah I knew you weren't talkin' about that... I just took it there............ sometimes you just gotta take it there

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Everything is new to her. Every movie, artist, book, anything i casually mention she has never heard of but eager to learn. She just discovered soy milk. I think this is a trap. I need to find some trampy girl who smokes after sex, stat!

Update: This girl is still kinda naive/innocent in certain ways, but her friend who i got drink with before class the other day knew her and i have been talking a bit. She told me that the girl likes anal. Did not fucking see that coming. Girls are terrible secret keepers when drunk

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^all girls say that til you try and shove a parking cone up their asses. then they sing a different tune.

!

You mean I've collecting all these cones for nothing!!!?? MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad::mad::(:(:eek:

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^^ in college my school was next to a bar. And between 12h and 15h everyday, a pitcher of beer = 6$.

i have been drunk so often in my classes in the late afternoon

lucky. my college is in mtl nord, but I can easily go to a metro station and go downtown (in 40 minutes...).

lucky

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^all girls say that til you try and shove a parking cone up their asses. then they sing a different tune.

not if you got that rambo blade in ur hand

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^why does he bother dling? There are plenty of places to stream better/decent quality vids. Kinda lame to keep porn on your comp these days. It's like paying for Napster.

I'm ambivalent about actually loading porn on the network here - I swear network dudes be watching my every move. Have you load up a bunch of security software and whatnot. They rule these e-waves with an iron fist. Don't want them seeing me searching for eldery tranvestite porn.*

*although maybe I should just to keep them on their toes

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confession:

i have nothing better to do than sit on sufu on a friday night. its okay though, cause i'm in the middle-of-fucking-nowhere alabama...

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I'm leaving the country in like 3.5 days and I'm still copping shit off sufumarche. Fuck

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I'm leaving the country in like 3.5 days and I'm still copping shit off sufumarche. Fuck

You having that shit shipped to your new address? Not a problem.

Confess: Maybe it's because I still a little drunk, but I get mad jel when I see my girlfriend hanging out with other guys. Even if it is one of my best friends. This long distance shit sucks.

It's probably just me being an insecure bitch though.

I'm listening to Joy Division and New Order and singing loudly to get myself out of this mood though.

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i was just at a bar infected with CAGs, cant tell you how many times i heard a bitch say "you look/dress Japanese" it's called steeez ho

how 85% of superfuture feels.

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tried coke the first time last night

didnt like it at all

Yeah, coke kind of sucks. It's only real use is if you're totally tapped out and about to fall asleep, but you want to hang out another few hours (or all fuckin night)

Other than that, its not that fun and the come down is fucking terrible

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^^^ very true

cocaine is alright if used in moderation (ex: doin' 1 or 2 lines to keep yourself going) but other than that, the drip is a fucking disgusting taste and it makes me feel all hopped up leading to deep conversations with randoms

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sufu must be doing some bad coke.

also drip is fucking delicious.

but, I can't explain why I am on sufu at 6am Tokyo time.

edit....700 billion fucking dollars, god damn...

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So I've been at school for about a month now. You've already heard me bitch and moan and whatnot, but one of the funny things thats happened is, I've lost weight. A pretty considerable amount. I am now a solid 34W. I find it kinda ridiculous, because I still feel like I have all my extra "good" chub, but I had dinner with my mom last night (first time I've seen her since school started, it was nice) and she said I was looking "especially" skinny. I put on my black Uniqlo T-000's from like a year and a half ago, size 36 and I'm literally swimming in them. I checked myself on the scale today and I believe I've lost about 5 lbs since I've been here. I dunno if its a good or bad thing. I go to the gym 3-5 times a week and I'm playing tennis pretty regularly now, so I'm wondering if this could have a downside if I keep loosing weight the way I am. My eating habits have only changed a bit, more or less due to the availability of food and how late I stay up, but I'm still eating a filling amount a day.

maybe I have a tapeworm? Chartwell's food would have worms in it. I feel pretty healthy, I guess.

Great unsolved mysteries of jeep.

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my mom passed away recently, and today is her birthday... for some reason this day is really hard for me to handle. I knew it was coming up and I felt prepared but now that it actually is here, I am so sad. so many feelings. rip :(

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