superconfessional

[mr fluffernutter]

aghhh human highway has my pop dick boning upwards

[please underestimate]

This Yuri beezy is the kinda Korean girl who smokes cigarettes with you at Korean church, wears hoodies and flip flops with shorts, has a Coach purse, and keeps a xanga. She will feign drunkeness after a couple beers so that you drive her home in your 2dr Integra in hopes that her parents see.

most girls at my school are exactly like this. stupid cunts must be stopped.

[cabl3]

mass finish it up with mean girls

also, they "found" "bigfoot" in the Georgia wilderness, press conference on the 15th in California.

we must know more.

[e0d9n0b5]

you know what they say about guys with bigfoot... they have bigsock *rimshot*

http://searchingforbigfoot.com/ has some info

my opinion is that its probably viral marketing, but I want it to be real SO BADLY OMG

[Leonard Leroy]

the music

(10 characetserzz)

I can't do it, I can't conceive

of everything you're trying to make me believe

cause this show's too well designed

How am I different?

[cabl3]

you know what they say about guys with bigfoot... they have bigsock *rimshot*

http://searchingforbigfoot.com/ has some info

my opinion is that its probably viral marketing, but I want it to be real SO BADLY OMG

im with you on that one...id be shocked to find out that epicly old vid of him walking in the woods wasnt just some old geezer in a $500 (consider inflation please) hollywood level get-up. lol

[e0d9n0b5]

no but this is a bigfoot corpse that was supposedly found.

[m1sterko]

my sister started doing modeling... im a bit worried for her..

stereotype of sex sells and all that.

blah . . .

[Guest winq]

pics?

10characters

[m1sterko]

what if shes super ugly!

[azn8oi]

[azn8oi]

[m1sterko]

we'll say she on par with that :p:p:p:p

[Guest winq]

i'm dating the fine woman on the left so don't be shy and post your sister up.

[m1sterko]

what if you know her! spot blown then.......

how bout between you and me we keep secret.

[Guest winq]

I'd +rep misterko's sister in real life.

[m1sterko]

ewwww. blood out my eyes and ears.:eek:

[ProfMonnitoff]

my dads 50th birthday is coming up soon and i have no idea what to get him. he already has everything, and nothing ive come up with so far (thinking about it for a month) seems sincere

right now i'm trying to decide whether its better to give something dumb or nothing at all.

[timber]

What does he say when you ask him, 'What do you want for your birthday?'

I used to have a really hard time shopping for a gift for my mom cause she always said, 'just get me socks,' which I thought was probably the worst gift ever. So on my 18th birthday I finally just went out and bought her 18 pairs of nice socks from about 18 different places -- one for every year I hadn't got them for her. And she never asked me for socks again....

For my Dad's 50th I was 13, and I got him mice as a joke gift. And also cause I wanted pet mice..

[Leonard Leroy]

i bought my dad this santana anthology because that's what dads like

now everytime i'm in a car he's driving (surprisingly rare these days) we hear santana.

Good thing I got him some chet baker shit. Now we hear some chet baker

[ProfMonnitoff]

What does he say when you ask him, 'What do you want for your birthday?'

just want to be with the family blah blah blah

[Leonard Leroy]

get him like the rambo dvd

or the austrian equivalent of outback steakhouse gift certificate

or gladiator special edition

or santana

or chet baker

or tools

a chain saw

socks

a chain sock

... ummm ummmm scuba diving trip

a cockatiel

[e0d9n0b5]

i think rambo:first blood is a great dvd gift

that is to say dvds suck as gifts

[ProfMonnitoff]

so far my best idea is to get him a cat for his new house because he has pretty much wanted one for the last 20 years. but he hasn't moved in yet and there's nowhere he could keep it until then.

how does one give the promise of a cat?

[Guest winq]

cop him a litter box

[dismalfuture]

When my dad had his 50th, I was actually going to London the week before, and I was like 18, so I naively thought, 'yea, I'll buy some 50 year old whiskey to do it up right'.... I don't remember now what they wanted for 50 year old whiskey, but it was many multiples of what I had to my name. I can't even remember what I ended up getting him for his 50th, my dad is not a good gift receiver to boot.

60th coming up in a few years now as well... :T

[samsikle]

this is the third time someone's mistaken me for cambodian. i don't know if that's a good or bad thing. (me = pinay)

[ProfMonnitoff]

i dont remember the azn hierarchy that was posted here a while ago but you should find that and compare the ranking of pinay to cambodian and then see if perhaps youre even rising on the ladder (no racist)

[samsikle]

oh yeah huh, hmm too lazy to find it.

[djrajio]

Confession: the girl who's posting as "Yuri" on that one site that shall not be named. Her real name is Eunice Kim and she's a fired assistant manager at Club Monaco in SF. Look her up. Poser.....

this is the third time someone's mistaken me for cambodian. i don't know if that's a good or bad thing. (me = pinay)

Please refer to official Asian hierarchy

Japanese <-- She wishes she was here.

Korean <-- Yuri Lee is here.

Taiwanese

Cantonese/Singaporian

Mainland Chinese

Thai/Indonesian/Malaysian

Filipino <-- Samsikle is here

Vietnamese

Lao/Cambodian/Burman <-- Society perceives her here