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Im skivving out of the sweat shop today to go skiing. My cat is totally freaked out by the swooosh, swoosh sound of ski pants....I am chasing her around like the astronaut guys on E.T. muttering...immmmm goooooing toooo geeeet yooooou caaaaat.

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I need to learn spanish so I can make sure I get the right burrito next time. Damn it.

Atleast there's no meat in it.

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I'm going to dye my hair back to dark brown before the end of the week. I thought it would be cool having light hair but I just don't have the personality for it!

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did you not utilitize your blonde hair to get free drinks and flirt with random strangers in the street? ;)

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the hell you talking about

totally make a good asberger'd ginger

agh I totally forgot about that, and when I read it I almost died choking on my drink!

I always say Diamonds is autistic cause when at some point when I first met him he described himself as 'artistic' but sort of slurred it, and I heard 'autistic,' and thought, 'oh, that totally makes sense,' and then several weeks later my beliefs were dashed.

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i have an autistic cousin. I first met her when I was 12. She was 12. It was in philippines. I heard artistic, not autistic. Good job having a shit filipino accent mom.

She started ripping through my bags. I told her to stop. She bit herself when I came close. Then she took my book and bit herself while standing at the end of the balcony.

I said she could have the book, I finished it anyway.

the book? Raptor Red.

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He denies it actually happened, but deep in my heart I believe it must have.

I think his friends were forcing him to talk to me.

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We've been dating for a long time -- 3 and a half years. aiaiaiai

We don't really go out and take diamondz/timber photos or suggest to it very often though.

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We've been dating for a long time -- 3 and a half years. aiaiaiai

We don't really go out and take diamondz/timber photos or suggest to it very often though.

man look at that gay couple

(<3 <3 <3 <3 u both)

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I sang a girl a Dinosaur Jr. song in 6th grade and told her I wrote it. Because I can do a mean J. Mascis vocal impression. Not half bad at guitar either I guess. She then went and gossiped to all her gal pals that I was a song-writer. I never actually asked her out, but she always asked me to sing her the song again until like in 8th grade I told her that I was bsing her and just trying to get into her pants. Wooooo middle school. She never talked to me again haha

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