superconfessional

[salaryman]

I always prefer the left breast because my right hand enjoys life more than his underdeveloped counterpart.

[chronoaug]

Wait, your left or her left? I try to give both sides equal time, but sometimes her left gets more work

[salaryman]

Hers, but I guess now that you mention it, mine too.

I do try to do equal time too, but I think its more because I feel bad for neglecting her right more than being genuinely interested in it.

Actually sometimes I will go too long without engaging the right breast, then suddenly remember to do it, and when I go to try, my left hand will be a lot colder; awkward.

[kunk75]

my wife actually asks me why i have a favorite tit as i'm always on the left one.

[Guest Phrost]

yes it sometimes feels awkward when i neglect one over the other, but i don't think they really mind. kunk if a girl ever said that to me, i would forever feel self-conscious of my nipple massaging abilities.

[kunk75]

nah, she's just a pontificator. though i didn't like the right one.

[chronoaug]

Is this because we're all right handed? If given a preference, i approach from the right side. I'm not ambidextrous enough to be equally effective from both sides. I was more so when i played ball more as i had to dribble, hook shot and do layups with my left more.

[kunk75]

i am righty but devastating with the left when i play ball.

[salaryman]

yeah, I usually cup them while going at it hard with the right too kunk. (8.3)

[ProfMonnitoff]

im left handed and i tend to go for the right breast

theory proven

[futuredwight]

I read these last few posts in reverse order and became incredibly confused as to what you guys were talking about.

I'm right handed, and I find when I need to prop myself up, I usually use my left, leaving my right hand to engage from the left.

Edit: My left hand is practically worthless in ball. Piano too.

[evisu 2000]

i am useless in every way with my left hand. i can't even dribble with it anymore.

[m1sterko]

ughh... the dude upstairs is having sex with some lady.. and they are loud.

bed banging against wall.. high pitched moans and it sounds like a cats ripping out the carpet.

my ears hurt... *sigh.

now they are in bath together.

[futuredwight]

Strangely sometimes when I get high, I end up questioning everything completely. It ends up that I feel that I should reject all the fake shit around me and just move on and get back to the more authentic me. Bizarre.

I think I need a vacation.

Paging Tyler Durden?

[marie]

ughh... the dude upstairs is having sex with some lady.. and they are loud.

bed banging against wall.. high pitched moans and it sounds like a cats ripping out the carpet.

my ears hurt... *sigh.

now they are in bath together.

that was fast

[m1sterko]

it was goign on for like 5+ minutes... it happened a few nights ago also... at first i thought it was his cat running around high on catnip or something but today i figured it was a lady... (the high pitched moans)

arghh... its like bass thats hurting your ear drums.

[ProfMonnitoff]

you will get hurt, i wont let you do this

this is what poly was trying to tell you btw

[cheep]

Cheep' date=' stop buggin' over [b']GOLDIE[/b] and fucking see her again mayne... it's been long enough.

NO STALKER.

this wasnt about her man... it was this girl kat from north carolina.

[bouwnt]

i don't believe i'm ocd, but i have a terrible feeling that something very, very bad is going to happen today due to the fact that i put on my left shoe first instead of my right.

it has been 474 days since i last made this mistake.

[Charlie Delta]

^OCD!

[midnight]

i don't believe i'm ocd, but i have a terrible feeling that something very, very bad is going to happen today due to the fact that i put on my left shoe first instead of my right.

it has been 474 days since i last made this mistake.

I didnt think ocd until i realized you knew how many days it was since the last time you did this.

[wesc]

when my co-workers ask me how my weekend was i generally state a generic: "oh it was good" and if they ask further if i did anything id say nothing at all just lounging at home. when in reality ive had a grand time gettin smashed or did something somewhat interesting.... i do this only because i dont feel like wasting my breathe and having small talk with these ppl.

[bernt]

I usually just say "Oh, it was ehh..." No one ever wants to hear what happened over an "ehh" weekend.

[Jkissi7]

EVERY MONDAY my coworkers ask me "Hey how was your weekend" i just reply with "good" then i say "How about your yourself?" omg then its over "Oh me and boys went to yonkers got smashed with some chicks blah blah blah etc "

[marie]

a particular coworker never asks how my weekend was, but instead tells me about her past week and also her future plans for the next. I call her mean things in my head when she's talking ..

[julzkind]

i think i ate bacon in my salad yesterday.

it tasted like hell-fire.

[skistar]

sounds like some of y'all have a case of the Mundayyyz

ps I fucking LOVE bacon

[Guest Phrost]

i think i ate bacon in my salad yesterday.

it tasted like hell-fire.

julz you better have not said bismillah before devouring that crispy bacon. that is not keeping it halal.

lol my muslim friend says the same thing whenever he eats pork. may peace be upon him.

[ProfMonnitoff]

i hate talking to my coworkers. its ok for me to have this job because i'm 18 and only here for the summer, but they're 40 with no chance of ever moving up. they act the part too. eternally looking for furniture bargains to improve the house that they will be paying off for the rest of their lives.

[marie]

we must work at the same place